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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
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Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
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Thank you rural Alberta, for ALWAYS voting conservative!

#abpoli #ableg
A screenshot of a letter written by Gord MacLeod, Mayor of the Town of Fairview, asking the UCP to place a moratorium on closure Northwestern Polytechnic Fairview Campus.
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 AM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
It's absolutely horrific what the radical woke leftist CFIA did by murdering these poor defenseless ostriches!

They should have been murdered by Katie Espersen herself! That was, after all, the entire nature of her ostrich farm business.

#bcpoli #abpoli #grifter
A social media post by Drea Humphrey, Rebel News, stating: Breaking ostrich kill news. Watch Katie and Esper react to the horrific footage of their massacred flock. The grew up with and loved those birds. Their mother, farm co-owner, Karen Espersen, couldn't bring herself to watch. The post shows a photo of Katie and Esper Espersen looking at a phone. A social media post by Jeffrey Rath, an Alberta lawyer and separatist, posted on November 7, 2025 at 3:45pm stating: Today every Albertan should be ashamed to be Canadian. I am Albertan. I am not an ostrich murderer. The post shows a photo of the ostriches which have been culled. A social media post by Chris Dacey, Dacey Media, posted on November 7, 2025 at 9:20pm stating: Mike Rude did what few others could yesterday and today to ensure the family has the evidence they need and that the world sees the evil that was perpetrated here. These scenes are going to be very hard to look at but they must be seen. I will start posting photos and videos in the morning. Stay tuned. The post shows a photo of the ostriches which have been culled. A screenshot of a social media post from TikTok which shows Katie Espersen smiling in a kitchen as she holds a knife over what appears to be a number of bones from an ostrich.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Jefferey Rath:

Ostrich lover ❤️
Cow murderer 🐂
Canadian Traitor 🤮

#abpoli #cdnpoli #bcpoli
November 8, 2025 at 5:57 AM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
And because we've been in politics for so long, Rob Anderson and I know far better than any of you about what democracy is and isn't.

So ATA, take your little court challenges, sit down, shut up, and just do your job!

#abpoli #ableg
November 7, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Let's be clear about one thing in my UCP run Alberta.

When elected officials make decisions to invoke the notwithstanding clause and remove charter rights (like the right to strike) that's our idea of democracy.

No one should be allowed to challenge that.

#ableg #cdnpoli
November 7, 2025 at 8:01 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Poilievre losses in 2025
- Glasses
- Political nemesis
- 25 point lead in polls
- General election
- His seat (riding)
- A caucus member to LPC
- MP from caucus

Conservatives for the WIN!

#cdnpoli
A photo of Pierre Poilievre, leader of the Conservative Party of Canada, with outstretched arm squinting to look at his smartphone.
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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When you unexpectedly leave the Conservative party and have to put out a statement to say there's "no coercion", there's definitely coercion.

#cdnpoli #CPCFloorCrossers #CPCCorruption
A social media post written by Matt Jeneroux, Conservative MP for Edmonton Riverbend, which reads: I want to be clear that there was no coercion involved in my decision to resign. I consider my colleagues in the Conservative Party very close friends, and I will miss them dearly. Since my resignation this evening, I had a great conversation with Pierre Poilievre, who wished me all the best, as I do him. I ran under his leadership in hopes we could form a government that would offer hope to Canadians. I wish him and my colleagues all the best as they continue to raise cost living issues facing Canadians. To reiterate, this long standing decision reflects my desire to spend more time with my family. My exact date of departure will be determined at a later day but likely this spring. A screenshot of a news article which reads: Former Conservative campaign manager, Jenni Byrne, who is still an adviser to the party, has been involved in the party's efforts to quell possible floor-crossings, sources said.
November 7, 2025 at 4:10 PM
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🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Conservative Leader Pierre Poilievre has CROSSED THE FLOOR to join the governing Liberal caucus!

#cdnpoli
A screenshot of Pierre Poilievre's profile on the Government of Canada's website which has been modified to change his political affiliation to Liberal.
November 7, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Disappointing.

If Matt Jeneroux ever chooses to run again, I'm sure we can find him a conservative-friendly riding here in Alberta that he will be sure to win.

#abpoli #cdnpoli
A screenshot of the resignation letter written by Matt Jeneroux, Conservative MP for the Edmonton Riverbend riding.
November 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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What a leader!
What a President!
He really cares about the people!

I ❤️ Donald Trump!

#abpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli
A photo taken of Donald J. Trump, President of the United States, standing behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office with a blank look on his face, while a group of people attend to a man that collapsed on the floor behind him.
November 6, 2025 at 11:28 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
My UCP isn't worried about recall petitions.
We're just:
1⃣ Watching very closely
2⃣ Monitoring the rules
3⃣ Seeing if there's a need to adjust the rules to ensure no UCP MLA gets recalled

That's democracy in my Alberta!

#abpoli #ableg #OperationTotalRecall #RecallThemAll
November 6, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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I am so impressed to see that not only does Kat Kanada lack the intelligence to understand this CTV headline, but a large number of her followers don't understand it as well and are sharing her post as proof! 🤣

#abpoli #cdnpoli #onpoli #bcpoli
A social media post by Kat Kanada on November 5, 2025 at 12:05pm showing a screenshot of a news article by CTV News. The headline for the news article reads: COVID-19 infections lead to higher heart risks in children than vaccination: study. Kat Kanada states: CTV admits the vaccine poses a heart risk for children.
November 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Oh, that's easy: CONSERVATIVE!

We've been blaming Ottawa for decades!
#abpoli #ableg
A screenshot of a social media post by govt.exe is corrupt posted on November 6, 2025 at 8:07am. The post reads: What do you call someone who promises the world, then delivers nothing but pain and misery, and blames others for their failures?
November 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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Very disappointed my good friend, Svetlana Rilkoff, owner of Ezra Healing, had all her Ivermectin STOLEN by the radical woke leftists at Health Canada.

Sure she was selling the drug illegally, but she was curing cancer with it!

Read:
www.castanet.net/news/Kelowna...
#abpoli #abhealth
A photo of a very happy Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, posing with a smiling Svetlana Rilkoff.
November 6, 2025 at 6:05 PM
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But don't worry, Alberta! You can always trust the UCP to put your money in the right hands!

You can trust me!

#abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
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A profile image of an iceberg shown both above water and below. The small portion of the iceberg shown above water has a caption which reads: Potential UCP corruption being reported on. The larger bottom portion of the iceberg below the water has the caption: Actual UCP corruption we don't know about yet.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
When you're conservative and profits matter to you more than the people, you can find ways to earn money where you never did before.

Like when you don't care about the health and safety of your citizens and charging them money for vaccines.

Read: calgaryherald.com/news/alberta...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when you charge people $100 for COVID vaccines.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Budgeting is a tricky balancing act but there are a lot of places you can save money if you put your mind to it.

Not paying your taxes is always an option . . . but only if you're the government.

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when Alberta doesn't pay it's municipal taxes.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Budgeting also requires a keen mind to know where to save money as well as where to spend money.

Such as when you're trying to 'own the libs' by spending $80 million on off-brand children's pain medicine.

Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when you don't waste public money on Turkish Tylenol.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Tough choices have to be made when making changes to a budget and you have to get creative in finding ways to save costs.

Punching down on society's most vulnerable is a good start.

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when you clawback AISH funding.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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Of course, the budget is never that easy, and sometimes there are losses. But it's always good to know that a loss like this doesn't affect the delicate minds of conservative voters.

Read: globalnews.ca/news/7939964...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when you don't waste $1.3 billion on Keystone XL Pipelines.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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As a Premier who also studied economic while attending university, and loyally serves the oil & gas industry, I know how to balance a budget.

And the only way it's done is by restricting spending to public education.

Read: www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...
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A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier when you underfund public education.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
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My thoughts on the federal budget.

“There’s an alternate reality the UCP lives in where we are free to engage in environmental destruction, can privatize every service while continuing to collect taxes, and can be unaccountable for our actions.”
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Read: financialpost.com/news/daniell...
A graphic showing Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta, looking upward and smiling, with a quote which reads: Balancing the budget gets a lot easier if you build a pipeline. As quoted in the Financial post on October 29, 2025.
November 6, 2025 at 5:30 PM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Well, look. There's a time and a place for recalls in Alberta and it's always the wrong time should any recall target UCP MLAs.

So we'll wait to see if any recall actually gets enough signatures and then we'll find a way to kill it then.

#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
November 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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This is why Alberta needs more private and home-school education. Kids need to learn how socialism works and the best people to do it are by their parents. Not by some woke leftist liberal public school teacher.

#abpoli #ableg #abteachers
A social media post by user: j.g_rubel which reads: Taugh my kids how Socialism works. Let them Trick or Treat while I stayed at home. Then took all their candy. Socialism 101. The post shows a reply by johnrashotte which reads: The socialism part is where the community came together and fed your kid for free. The capitalism part is where you made them do all the work and stole from them.
November 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Healthcare workers in Alberta have voted 98% in favour of strike action. In preparation for the inevitable strike, my UCP gov't has commissioned new attack ads just like we did with teachers.

Take a look! 👀

#abpoli #ableg #abhealth #UCPPubliInquiryNOW
November 5, 2025 at 11:06 PM