Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
@abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
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Good News Alberta! 📰

With Rebecca Schultz staying on as an MLA until May, my UCP has ensured there will be no early election.

And since Albertans aren’t getting active by signing recall petitions they will have two more years of UCP corruption! 🥳

www.castanet.net/news/Alberta...
#abpoli #ableg
Petition 10K signatures short as first deadline looms in burst of Alberta recalls
A petitioner looking to oust an Alberta cabinet ministers says she has a huge task ahead, as the campaign nears its deadline for signature collection.
www.castanet.net
January 7, 2026 at 12:57 AM
FACT: Tamara Lich is the Proudest Canadian I've ever met.

#abpoli #cdnpoli
January 6, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The results of our latest healthcare committee has shown the benefits the immune system has at fighting infections and diseases.

As a result, my UCP is cancelling all surgeries which are not medically necessary.

#abpoli #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
We have learned that over the next few days, Acute Care AB will be cancelling elective surgeries in Edmonton due to unsafe patient volumes.

Those who have advocated for safe patient ratios and offered to work with the gov't are being given pink slips.

#ableg #abhealth #yeg
January 6, 2026 at 7:11 PM
If you're not with us . . . you're against us.

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #abhealth
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Best behaviour everyone!
January 5, 2026 at 9:00 PM
So let me get this straight.

A "freedom loving Canadian" wants a foreign gov't to use their military to remove Canada's democratically elected leader and replace them with another leader who will serve US interests.

I do love how stupid conservative supporters are!
#cdnpoli
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
🚨 BREAKING 🚨

Immediately following the announcement that the US will be running Venezuela, Donald Trump pays homage to himself and his closest friends by ordering the renaming of the country, cities, islands, and the body of water surrounding the South American country.
January 4, 2026 at 1:42 PM
My New Year’s resolution for 2026:

Use the notwithstanding clause more to force through unconstitutional laws in Alberta!

Starting with ensuring a separatist referendum can go through without being challenged by First Nations or get held up by the courts.

#abpoli #ableg
January 3, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Don’t worry, President Maduro:

Make Trump a deal for oil & money, and you’ll be pardoned in no time, just like Honduran President Juan Orlando Hernandez!

Trump may even let you serve time in the same federal prison camp as Ghislaine Maxwell!

www.cbc.ca/news/world/u...
January 3, 2026 at 10:25 PM
💯 Agree, Parksy!

This is the mandate I was given when Albertans voted for me and my UCP in 2023.

I was on record discussing plans on how to privatize healthcare and now I am delivering on that promise!

It’s only going to get worse!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #abhealth
Take a read👇
After three years of UCP govt meddling the HC system is more:
- chaotic
- fragmented
- dysfunctional
- lethal
Opinion: Where is Alberta's promised 'seamless patient experience?'
The ED is the catch-all for every health system failure.
edmontonjournal.com
January 3, 2026 at 9:59 PM
My official response to the US attack on Venezuela:

Just as I support Trump’s desire to turn Canada into the 51st state, I fully support Trump’s peaceful military operations in Venezuela to install a new government.

He can invade me anytime! 😍

#abpoli #cdnpoli
January 3, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Friendly Reminder:

One of the lawyers who is courting the US while actively leading Alberta secession is up for review by the Law Society of Alberta for nefarious reasons.

Sounds like a great leader for an independent Alberta or a fine UCP candidate!

#abpoli #ableg
January 2, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Alberta is so much better now that all unvaccinated people have died.

Now, there is no one left around to persecute the unvaccinated and we can continue taking medical advice from expert “doctors” like Jane Orrick M.D. or William Makis!

#HappyNewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Happy New Year!

Looking forward to 2026 and serving all the intelligent critical thinking Albertans who wisely chose HCQ & Ivermectin like me.

Alberta will be so much better once all the woke radical leftist unvaccinated sheeple finally drop dead from taking their clot shot.
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Without a doubt, the problem with speeding needs to be addressed.

That’s why Devin Dreeshen is spending $2 MILLION tax dollars on an ad campaign targeting speeders. Because everyone knows ad campaigns, NOT photo radar, is the most effective tool slowing speeders down!

#abpoli
'Egregious speeds': Edmonton's new police chief confronts a brutal year on the roads
As of Friday, 32 people have died in collisions on Edmonton roads in 2025. Tickets for speeding are up, as are charges for impaired driving.
edmontonjournal.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Alberta leads again!

Since getting elected, the UCP has been working hard to make sure the healthcare system in Alberta is pushed to the breaking point so Albertans will beg for privatization.

Thanks to our anti-vaccine and anti-science policies, we’re on our way!

www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Alberta has the highest number of confirmed flu cases in a week since winter of 2009-10
The province continues to see a high number of flu cases.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
I think the best me and my UCP are able to muster for this grieving family is the exact same sentiment US mass shooting victims receive from their government:

“Thoughts and Prayers”

Read: www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
‘Shattered’: Wife seeking answers amid government review into ER death of her husband
The wife of a man who died of an apparent cardiac arrest while waiting in an Edmonton emergency department earlier this week is calling for accountability amid an Alberta government review into his de...
www.cp24.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
PROOF!

Trudeau’s carbon tax continues to affect food prices and making life more unaffordable.

Unrestricted capitalism and the abolition of all unions is the only thing that can save Canada now.

Read: cultmtl.com/2025/12/food...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Food inflation in Quebec has reached a two-year high
Food inflation in Quebec has reached a two-year high, with grocery prices up 4.7% over the past year as chains make $4.3-billion in profits.
cultmtl.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Merry Christmas Alberta!

Wishing all my rich friends who have been so generous to me and my UCP a very peaceful night!

See you in Panama!

#abpoli #MerryChristmas #EatTheRich #cdnpoli
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
We need to protect Alberta and Canada from immigrants!

#abolish #cdnpoli @deadder.bsky.social
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Good thing the report by Manitoba Judge, Raymond Wyant, that my UCP ordered, set restrictions on, and used taxpayer money to pay for, completely absolved my UCP of any wrong doing.

So there's no point in doing a full public inquiry.

#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
Hmmm... smells like intentional and orchestrated witness tampering and intimidation... but i'm no lawyer...

Wonder who could be funding this despicable type of behaviour? Wonder if the Premier and her govt knows?

Isn't it time for a Public Inquiry?
Former AHS board member claims podcasters paid to smear him ahead of Mentzelopoulos testimony
Lawyers for a former Alberta Health Services board member claim a political fixer and a publisher have been paid to smear their client.
edmontonjournal.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
💯 THIS!

This is why Conservatives should support Pierre Poilievre in his upcoming leadership review!

He knows what Canadians need most:
❌ Affordable housing
❌ $10/day childcare
❌ Dental & Pharmacare
❌ School lunch programs

✔️ Plastic straws!

#abpoli #cdnpoli
December 23, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Do you really expect anything else from me and my UCP party of right-wing, intolerant, divisive, privileged, self-entitled, anti-science, easily manipulated, conspiracy-driven, rage-farmed, separatists?

Read: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
This weekend I met with the Premier’s Council on the Status of Persons with Disabilities to hear how recent legislation is making a real difference in the lives of disabled Albertans.

They LOVED the fact that we were stealing $200/month to keep them below the poverty line!
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Inspiring!

Since the UCP took office in 2019, and changed the educational curriculum, Alberta students are doing better than we could have expected!

On this trajectory, we will have graduated many new conservative voters!

Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abed #ableg
Alberta Grade 6 math scores tumble 3 years into new curriculum | CBC News
Officials say new math curriculum teaches kids problem solving, but implementation has come with challenges.
www.cbc.ca
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM