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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody)
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Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
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Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎(Parody) @abdanielsmith.bsky.social · 29d
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A meme showing an image of a person tied up with the words "Western Separatism" and a cartoon character reaching to reveal who is underneath the shroud with the caption, "Let's see who this really is." The second image in the meme shows the cartoon character removing the shroud from the bound person and revealing the words "Oil Company Propaganda"
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Glad to see Steve Bannon’s plan to turn Canada into the 51st state is working so well and Alberta separatists with the help of conservatives are playing right into his hands!

Read: www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation
Steve Bannon reveals why Canada is Trump's 'next Ukraine'
President Donald Trumpis preparing to counter Chinese influence in Canadaas his 'Donroe Doctrine' for the Western Hemisphere expands beyond Latin America.
www.dailymail.co.uk
January 17, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Hey UCP Members!

Have your say! Tell us what triggers your little snowflake brains the most and we will get right on creating division by using public tax dollars and your donations to push even more propaganda!

Have your say today!

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
A screenshot of a United Conservative Party e-mail showing their 2026 Counter-Offence Strategy Survey which reads: Your confidential answers will determine our next move Please answer the following questions to help the CP Strategy Committee finalize our spring operational plan. THE NDP AND THEIR NEW CONSULTANTS HAVE ALREADY LAUNCHED A HIGH-GLOSS AIR WAR. WHERE SHOULD THE UCP FOCUS OUR ADVERTISING BUDGET TO COUNTER THIS? TV & Radio to counter the narrative. Social Media to bypass the media filter. Direct Mail with the uncensored truth. Billboards that are impossible to ignore. Direct-to-phone texting. Conservative media outlets. THE "FIGHT AGENCY" CONSULTANTS ARE KNOWN FOR REBRANDING RADICAL LEFT-WING IDEAS. WHICH PART OF THEIR "PLAYBOOK" CONCERNS YOU THE MOST? Defunding police and weakening laws. Government seizure of private property. Shutting down our oil and gas sector. Radical woke ideology in our schools. Tax hikes to fund socialist projects. All of the above.
January 17, 2026 at 12:27 AM
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Good news Alberta!

My UCP is hard at work eroding trust in the justice system in Alberta and thanks to our efforts the ENTIRE Alberta Law Foundation members RESIGNED in protest!

Just one more way we are corrupting this great province!

edmontonjournal.com/news/crime/a...
#abpoli #ablaw
Alberta Law Foundation board members ousted, staff resign in wake of controversial justice bill
Moira Vane says she and another lawyer were told the Law Society of Alberta is removing them from the board of the Alberta Law Foundation.
edmontonjournal.com
January 16, 2026 at 11:19 PM
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🚨 BREAKING! 🚨

In a recent poll, Conservatives (who claim to be patriots) show they'd rather bow down to US invaders and kiss the ring of Donald Trump than defend their own country.

In other news, water is wet.

#cdnpoli #abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation
A screenshot of survey results of a poll discussing the preferred response to U.S. Invasion. The poll question asks: If Canada were ever to face a situation in which the United States used military force against Canadian territory, what do you believe should be Canada's primary response? Answers choices are: Don't Know Avoid military confrontation & make concessions to prevent further harm Defend itself militarily, even if the odds of success are uncertain National response: 17% Don't know 24% Avoid 59% Defend Liberal responses 16% Don't know 11% Avoid 73% Defend Conservative responses 16% Don't know 47% Avoid 38% Defend NDP responses 14% Don't know 8% Avoid 78% Defend Block Quebecois responses 23% Don't know 31% Avoid 46% Defend
January 16, 2026 at 3:47 PM
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The Alberta Independence movement highlights effective political tactics being used in Alberta for decades:

✅ Start with rural Albertans
✅ Use lies & divisive language to spread fear & hate
✅ Be the only ones talking

Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/local-n...
#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation
What Alberta separatist leaders are telling supporters at secession petition events
At a Red Deer event, Alberta Prosperity Project touts alliance with the Parti Quebecois, and claims it has support from the U.S. State Department
edmontonjournal.com
January 16, 2026 at 1:48 PM
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My UCP is proud to be helping the Alberta Prosperity Project, Jeffery Rath, Mitch Sylvester, David Parker, and all the other separatists working hard to sell out our province and turn it into the 51st state!

#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaIndependence
A graphic depicting Alberta with oil pump jacks, the Alberta and US flags, with the text: Alberta separatists don’t want freedom, they want to sell you to the USA and call it patriotism.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 AM
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I don’t know about you Alberta, but I want a “free” and “independent” Alberta run by this man!

Read: edmontonjournal.com/news/politic...
#abpoli #AlbertaSeparation #AlbertaIndependence #ableg
Alberta separatist lawyer threatened 'war crimes,' 'murder' charges over COVID vaccine, law society claims
Separatist lawyer Jeffrey Rath is challenging claims he breached professional conduct rules by writing to government officials during the COVID-19 pandemic — but admits he used "overly aggressive" lan...
edmontonjournal.com
January 16, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Not only am I a member of the group to help annex Greenland, I’m also a member of a group in charge of annexing Canada!

Read: www.desmog.com/2026/01/14/d...

#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
#RecallThemAll #albertarecall
Danielle Smith Working With Trump Official Who Wants to Annex Greenland
The Alberta premier belongs to a U.S. group called the Governors Coalition for Energy Security that’s led by Jeff Landry, Trump’s envoy to Greenland.
www.desmog.com
January 15, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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Well, look, I was elected, with a very clear mandate, by Albertans to do whatever the hell my UCP wants, because we know better than doctors, scientists, educators, experts, and Albertans as to what to do with their tax dollars.

#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption
A social media post by user, chompsonyyc, which reads: Alberta Pension- Albertans said no twice. Alberta Police- Albertans said no. Alberta Filing Taxes- Albertans said no. Alberta Health Care- Doctors rang alarm Alberta Education- Teachers rang alarm Alberta LGBTQ- Doctors, trans groups & educators rang alarm Alberta Bill change to support separatists. Yet Danielle Smith moves in those directions & wonders why over 20 MLAs are petitioned for recall & says "I don't know why people want an early election, our polling suggests we're doing a good job"
January 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
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Hey Canada!

Want to get in on the Alberta Independence action? Take a trip to Alberta and sign the separatist petition to help divide our great nation and make it easier for Trump’s USA to turn us all into Americans!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #ableg
A screenshot of a social media user, named Lunchbox, replying to a social media post about the long lines at an Alberta Separation event. The post reads: what do you need bring there to sign? I live in Ontario but I'm coming there in a couple weeks and getting a permanent address while I'm there if it means I can sign the shit too... also for tax purposes, cuz f*** Ontario and the Canadian government
January 15, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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Hey Alberta Ladies!

Are you like me and excited by an independent Alberta? Sign the separatist petition today so you can be oppressed and become a victim of their patriarchy!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation
January 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
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As president of a independent Alberta, my first act would be to outlaw electricity from our country.

A Strong & Free Alberta would use our rich deposits of oil and natural gas to power our great nation!

#abpoli #AlbertaIndependence #AlbertaSeparation #yyc #yeg
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
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I really don't understand what's going on with Alberta Independence.

Do they have separatists in their separatist movement?

Also, why are they trying to use places with CANADIAN in the name and then getting upset when those places cancel their event?

#abpoli
January 14, 2026 at 9:18 PM
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As a conservative in Alberta, I can tell you this is 💯 true!

All the organizers and people behind the paid social media accounts getting funded to promote Alberta Independence won't be giving up any of their wealth & prosperity.

Ordinary Albertans on the other hand...

#abpoli
A meme showing actor Jeff Bridges portraying his bearded and robed character, "The Dude" in the film "The Big Lebowski" with a caption that reads: Just know that the ones telling you to give up everything, won't be giving up anything.
January 14, 2026 at 12:03 AM
abdanielsmith.bsky.social
You know what would be a good solution to long wait times in Edmonton hospitals?

Closing beds!

We could also take away funding for popsicles for children fighting cancer. Oh wait, we already did that.

Read: www.theglobeandmail.com/canada/artic...
#abhealth #UCPCorruption #abpoli
A screen shot showing wait times for accessing emergency care in Edmonton area hospitals for January 11, 2025. Devon General Hospital: 5 hours Fort Saskatchewan Community Hospital: 5 hours 45 minutes Grey Nuns Community Hospital: 5 hours 45 minutes Leduc Community Hospital: 4 hours 30 minutes Misericordia Community Hospital: 7 hours 14 minutes Northeast Community Health Centre: 5 hours 21 minutes
January 13, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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It's more than a little ironic that when it comes to getting an update from my UCP government on the current state of our healthcare system, we're keeping Albertans waiting.

Watch: edmonton.citynews.ca/video/2026/0...

#abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW #abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Alberta ER wait times ‘a disaster’: doctor
Doctors, the NDP and some Albertans are raising the alarm about hospital overcrowding and ER wait times. As Sean Amato reports, government officials haven’t taken questions on the matter in 3 weeks, b...
edmonton.citynews.ca
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 PM
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A new year and a new UCP survey!
This time it's about how we should use the land in the South Athabasca region. Oil & gas? Coal mining? Deforestation?

Remember, if we don't like your answers, YOU don't get the results!

www.alberta.ca/south-athaba...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
A graphic from the Alberta government which reads: Have your say on South Athabasca Land Use
January 12, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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FINALLY!
THE KING IS RETURNING! ✝️

edmontonjournal.com/news/canada/...
Woman who says Jesus will be her lawyer in shooting case deemed fit to stand for trial, B.C. judge rules
A B.C. judge has ruled a woman charged with reckless firearm discharge who says Jesus will represent her in court is mentally fit for trial.
edmontonjournal.com
January 12, 2026 at 10:16 PM
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Exciting!

To protect Americans from dangerous immigrants, the US is initiating drone surveillance so all civilians can be monitored by the state!

Now that's what I call Freedom!

Just like how it would be in a Strong & Free independent Alberta!

#uspoli #cdnpoli
A social media post by US Secretary Kristi Noem, posted on January 12, 2026 at 10:19am, which reads: Drones represent the new frontier of American air superiority. Under President Trump, we are entering a new era to defend our air superiority to protect our borders and the interior of the United States. With the creation of the DHS Program Executive Office for Unmanned Aircraft Systems and Counter-Unmanned Aircraft Systems, President Trump continues his historic legacy in developing American dominance. This will help us continue to secure the border and cripple the cartels, protect our infrastructure, and keep Americans safe as they attend festivities and events during a historic year of America's 250th birthday and FIFA 2026.
January 12, 2026 at 9:36 PM
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As Alberta’s first indigenous premier with Métis, Cherokee, and Kokanee Gold heritage, I am disappointed to see this statement.

Don’t they know the white colonizers running the separatist movement are saying the treaties will be respected?

Trust me bro.

#abpoli #ableg
A joint letter by the First Nations of Treaty 6, Treaty 7, and Treaty 8, dated January 9, 2026, which reads: The Confederacy of Treaty No. 6 First Nations, Tsuutina Nation, Blackfoot Confederacy and Treaty 8 First Nations of Albert stands with all Alberta First Nations in support of Chief Sheldon Sunshine and the legal action of Sturgeon Lake Cree Nation seeking an injunction to halt a referendum question regarding the province of Alberta separating from the rest of Canada. On January 8th, the Chiefs of Treaty No. 6, 7 and 8 came together to affirm our unified opposition to Alberta separation. We affirm that the Alberta UCP government's actions enabling and supporting the so-called Alberta Prosperity Project petition are a direct violation of Treaty obligations and the Honour of the Crown. Changing the law through Bill 14 on December 12, 2025 to overturn a court ruling in our favour is not the work of a government that respects democratic institutions or the rule of law. Strong and united, Treaty First Nations and their peoples, where the Province of Alberta is, will not tolerate any action that seeks to undermine our Treaties, our Rights or our Sovereignty. Our Treaty Regions extend across borders and our Treaty Rights transcend political interests and games. Treaty is forever - As long as the sun shines, the grass grows and the waters flow. A social media post by Jeffery Rath, lawyer and co-organizer of the Alberta separatist movement, posted on May 3, 2025 whirs states: Canada has never honored Treaty rights. I've fought them in court for 34 years — and I'll say what others won't. Alberta independence isn't a threat to Indigenous rights — it's their best shot at finally being respected. Watch my response: youtu.be/dxvoSZsXKU0 A social media post by Cory B Morgan, a podcaster and columnist for the right-wing Western Standard media site, posted on January 3, 2026, which reads: Many indigenous chiefs in Canada need to be told to go piss up a rope. They have been indulged on every whim and it has just turned them into infantilized whiners. Not leaders. Often corrupted as well. While their people suffer.
January 10, 2026 at 2:46 PM
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These poll results are disappointing, especially since my UCP has worked hard to sow the seeds of hate and division for Alberta separatists.

Time for our war room to start rage-farming Albertans and blaming Ottawa for our own shortcomings!

nationalpost.com/news/canada/...
#ableg #abpoli
Western alienation has declined to a four-year low: poll
A new poll shows that tensions with Ottawa are declining in all four western provinces, with perceptions improving dramatically in Alberta.
nationalpost.com
January 9, 2026 at 6:11 PM
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🚨 BREAKING! 🚨

In an unexpected move, Denmark changes Greenland’s name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.

More to follow.

#abpoli #cdnpoli #uspoli
A graphic showing an image of Greenland scenery with the photo of Jeffery Epstein and Donald Trump inset with the headline: Breaking. Denmark changes Greenland's name to Epstein Island so Trump will stop talking about it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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Good news Alberta!

Remember all the sexually explicit books me and my UCP warned you about? Turns out they weren't even in Alberta schools!

But thank you for being so easily manipulated and proving you can be rage-farmed!

Read: reddeeradvocate.com/2026/01/07/n...
#abpoli #ableg #Reddeer
No sexually graphic books found in Red Deer public schools - Red Deer Advocate
January deadline to implement Alberta’s new literary standards
reddeeradvocate.com
January 8, 2026 at 9:16 PM
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Good thing my UCP Finance Minister banked on low oil prices when we created the budget so this wouldn't impact Albertans.

Oh wait. We didn't do that. Nor did we diversify the economy to handle drops in prices either.

www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #aboil #ableg
Canadian heavy oil price falls, selling at largest discount in 18 months | CBC News
Canadian heavy oil prices are plunging this week following the upheaval in Venezuela over the weekend and the prospect of more Venezuelan oil imports to the United States.
www.cbc.ca
January 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
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Just wait until Elon Musk and those who share this world view learns that White people are already the minority. There are far more Asians than there are white people on this planet. 🤷‍♀️
A social media post by Elon Musk, which he posts the 100 per cent agreement symbol. The social media post contains a repost from Jerr (unknown social media account), in which it states: If white men become a minority, we will be slaughtered. Remember, if non-Whites openly hate White men while White men hold a collective majority, then they will be 1000x times more hostile and cruel when they are a majority over . . . (incomplete).
January 8, 2026 at 5:49 PM