Danielle Smith, Premier of Alberta (Parody)
@abdanielsmith.bsky.social
Parody 🌾 Albertan & 🍁 Canadian. "Wife". Dog Lover 🐶 Anti-LGBTQIA+. Anti-vax. Anti-science. Pro-Healthcare Privatization. Former lobbyist turned Alberta's 19th Premier. Only listen to CEOs
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
https://www.abconservatives.ca/
Alberta is so much better now that all unvaccinated people have died.
Now, there is no one left around to persecute the unvaccinated and we can continue taking medical advice from expert “doctors” like Jane Orrick M.D. or William Makis!
#HappyNewYear2026
Now, there is no one left around to persecute the unvaccinated and we can continue taking medical advice from expert “doctors” like Jane Orrick M.D. or William Makis!
#HappyNewYear2026
January 1, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Alberta is so much better now that all unvaccinated people have died.
Now, there is no one left around to persecute the unvaccinated and we can continue taking medical advice from expert “doctors” like Jane Orrick M.D. or William Makis!
#HappyNewYear2026
Now, there is no one left around to persecute the unvaccinated and we can continue taking medical advice from expert “doctors” like Jane Orrick M.D. or William Makis!
#HappyNewYear2026
Happy New Year!
Looking forward to 2026 and serving all the intelligent critical thinking Albertans who wisely chose HCQ & Ivermectin like me.
Alberta will be so much better once all the woke radical leftist unvaccinated sheeple finally drop dead from taking their clot shot.
Looking forward to 2026 and serving all the intelligent critical thinking Albertans who wisely chose HCQ & Ivermectin like me.
Alberta will be so much better once all the woke radical leftist unvaccinated sheeple finally drop dead from taking their clot shot.
December 31, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Happy New Year!
Looking forward to 2026 and serving all the intelligent critical thinking Albertans who wisely chose HCQ & Ivermectin like me.
Alberta will be so much better once all the woke radical leftist unvaccinated sheeple finally drop dead from taking their clot shot.
Looking forward to 2026 and serving all the intelligent critical thinking Albertans who wisely chose HCQ & Ivermectin like me.
Alberta will be so much better once all the woke radical leftist unvaccinated sheeple finally drop dead from taking their clot shot.
Without a doubt, the problem with speeding needs to be addressed.
That’s why Devin Dreeshen is spending $2 MILLION tax dollars on an ad campaign targeting speeders. Because everyone knows ad campaigns, NOT photo radar, is the most effective tool slowing speeders down!
#abpoli
That’s why Devin Dreeshen is spending $2 MILLION tax dollars on an ad campaign targeting speeders. Because everyone knows ad campaigns, NOT photo radar, is the most effective tool slowing speeders down!
#abpoli
'Egregious speeds': Edmonton's new police chief confronts a brutal year on the roads
As of Friday, 32 people have died in collisions on Edmonton roads in 2025. Tickets for speeding are up, as are charges for impaired driving.
edmontonjournal.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Without a doubt, the problem with speeding needs to be addressed.
That’s why Devin Dreeshen is spending $2 MILLION tax dollars on an ad campaign targeting speeders. Because everyone knows ad campaigns, NOT photo radar, is the most effective tool slowing speeders down!
#abpoli
That’s why Devin Dreeshen is spending $2 MILLION tax dollars on an ad campaign targeting speeders. Because everyone knows ad campaigns, NOT photo radar, is the most effective tool slowing speeders down!
#abpoli
Alberta leads again!
Since getting elected, the UCP has been working hard to make sure the healthcare system in Alberta is pushed to the breaking point so Albertans will beg for privatization.
Thanks to our anti-vaccine and anti-science policies, we’re on our way!
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Since getting elected, the UCP has been working hard to make sure the healthcare system in Alberta is pushed to the breaking point so Albertans will beg for privatization.
Thanks to our anti-vaccine and anti-science policies, we’re on our way!
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Alberta has the highest number of confirmed flu cases in a week since winter of 2009-10
The province continues to see a high number of flu cases.
www.ctvnews.ca
December 29, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Alberta leads again!
Since getting elected, the UCP has been working hard to make sure the healthcare system in Alberta is pushed to the breaking point so Albertans will beg for privatization.
Thanks to our anti-vaccine and anti-science policies, we’re on our way!
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
Since getting elected, the UCP has been working hard to make sure the healthcare system in Alberta is pushed to the breaking point so Albertans will beg for privatization.
Thanks to our anti-vaccine and anti-science policies, we’re on our way!
www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...
I think the best me and my UCP are able to muster for this grieving family is the exact same sentiment US mass shooting victims receive from their government:
“Thoughts and Prayers”
Read: www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
“Thoughts and Prayers”
Read: www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
‘Shattered’: Wife seeking answers amid government review into ER death of her husband
The wife of a man who died of an apparent cardiac arrest while waiting in an Edmonton emergency department earlier this week is calling for accountability amid an Alberta government review into his de...
www.cp24.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I think the best me and my UCP are able to muster for this grieving family is the exact same sentiment US mass shooting victims receive from their government:
“Thoughts and Prayers”
Read: www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
“Thoughts and Prayers”
Read: www.cp24.com/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPCorruption #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
PROOF!
Trudeau’s carbon tax continues to affect food prices and making life more unaffordable.
Unrestricted capitalism and the abolition of all unions is the only thing that can save Canada now.
Read: cultmtl.com/2025/12/food...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Trudeau’s carbon tax continues to affect food prices and making life more unaffordable.
Unrestricted capitalism and the abolition of all unions is the only thing that can save Canada now.
Read: cultmtl.com/2025/12/food...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Food inflation in Quebec has reached a two-year high
Food inflation in Quebec has reached a two-year high, with grocery prices up 4.7% over the past year as chains make $4.3-billion in profits.
cultmtl.com
December 28, 2025 at 8:34 PM
PROOF!
Trudeau’s carbon tax continues to affect food prices and making life more unaffordable.
Unrestricted capitalism and the abolition of all unions is the only thing that can save Canada now.
Read: cultmtl.com/2025/12/food...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Trudeau’s carbon tax continues to affect food prices and making life more unaffordable.
Unrestricted capitalism and the abolition of all unions is the only thing that can save Canada now.
Read: cultmtl.com/2025/12/food...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Merry Christmas Alberta!
Wishing all my rich friends who have been so generous to me and my UCP a very peaceful night!
See you in Panama!
#abpoli #MerryChristmas #EatTheRich #cdnpoli
Wishing all my rich friends who have been so generous to me and my UCP a very peaceful night!
See you in Panama!
#abpoli #MerryChristmas #EatTheRich #cdnpoli
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Merry Christmas Alberta!
Wishing all my rich friends who have been so generous to me and my UCP a very peaceful night!
See you in Panama!
#abpoli #MerryChristmas #EatTheRich #cdnpoli
Wishing all my rich friends who have been so generous to me and my UCP a very peaceful night!
See you in Panama!
#abpoli #MerryChristmas #EatTheRich #cdnpoli
December 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Good thing the report by Manitoba Judge, Raymond Wyant, that my UCP ordered, set restrictions on, and used taxpayer money to pay for, completely absolved my UCP of any wrong doing.
So there's no point in doing a full public inquiry.
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
So there's no point in doing a full public inquiry.
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
Hmmm... smells like intentional and orchestrated witness tampering and intimidation... but i'm no lawyer...
Wonder who could be funding this despicable type of behaviour? Wonder if the Premier and her govt knows?
Isn't it time for a Public Inquiry?
Wonder who could be funding this despicable type of behaviour? Wonder if the Premier and her govt knows?
Isn't it time for a Public Inquiry?
Former AHS board member claims podcasters paid to smear him ahead of Mentzelopoulos testimony
Lawyers for a former Alberta Health Services board member claim a political fixer and a publisher have been paid to smear their client.
edmontonjournal.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Good thing the report by Manitoba Judge, Raymond Wyant, that my UCP ordered, set restrictions on, and used taxpayer money to pay for, completely absolved my UCP of any wrong doing.
So there's no point in doing a full public inquiry.
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
So there's no point in doing a full public inquiry.
#abpoli #abhealth #ableg #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
Do you really expect anything else from me and my UCP party of right-wing, intolerant, divisive, privileged, self-entitled, anti-science, easily manipulated, conspiracy-driven, rage-farmed, separatists?
Read: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Read: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
December 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Do you really expect anything else from me and my UCP party of right-wing, intolerant, divisive, privileged, self-entitled, anti-science, easily manipulated, conspiracy-driven, rage-farmed, separatists?
Read: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
Read: www.thestar.com/opinion/cont...
#abpoli #UCPCorruption #ableg
This weekend I met with the Premier’s Council on the Status of Persons with Disabilities to hear how recent legislation is making a real difference in the lives of disabled Albertans.
They LOVED the fact that we were stealing $200/month to keep them below the poverty line!
They LOVED the fact that we were stealing $200/month to keep them below the poverty line!
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This weekend I met with the Premier’s Council on the Status of Persons with Disabilities to hear how recent legislation is making a real difference in the lives of disabled Albertans.
They LOVED the fact that we were stealing $200/month to keep them below the poverty line!
They LOVED the fact that we were stealing $200/month to keep them below the poverty line!
Inspiring!
Since the UCP took office in 2019, and changed the educational curriculum, Alberta students are doing better than we could have expected!
On this trajectory, we will have graduated many new conservative voters!
Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abed #ableg
Since the UCP took office in 2019, and changed the educational curriculum, Alberta students are doing better than we could have expected!
On this trajectory, we will have graduated many new conservative voters!
Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abed #ableg
Alberta Grade 6 math scores tumble 3 years into new curriculum | CBC News
Officials say new math curriculum teaches kids problem solving, but implementation has come with challenges.
www.cbc.ca
December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Inspiring!
Since the UCP took office in 2019, and changed the educational curriculum, Alberta students are doing better than we could have expected!
On this trajectory, we will have graduated many new conservative voters!
Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abed #ableg
Since the UCP took office in 2019, and changed the educational curriculum, Alberta students are doing better than we could have expected!
On this trajectory, we will have graduated many new conservative voters!
Read: www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
#abpoli #abed #ableg
Christmas is the time of year where people reach into their pocketbooks and dig deep to help out those in need.
This year, I'm using your tax dollars to donate to the Mustard Seed so UCP MLA, Jason Nixon, and his entire family can have a very Merry Christmas!
#abpoli #ableg
This year, I'm using your tax dollars to donate to the Mustard Seed so UCP MLA, Jason Nixon, and his entire family can have a very Merry Christmas!
#abpoli #ableg
December 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
With the amount of 🐎💩 you spew on the daily, Davey, I'd say it certainly did! 🤣🤣🤣
December 22, 2025 at 8:04 PM
With the amount of 🐎💩 you spew on the daily, Davey, I'd say it certainly did! 🤣🤣🤣
It's a simple game Parksy, and anyone can play it.
It's called: my way or the highway.
P.s. Your tax dollars is our slush fund!
#abpoli #ableg
It's called: my way or the highway.
P.s. Your tax dollars is our slush fund!
#abpoli #ableg
Govt just WASTED $2M of taxpayer money on the "Alberta Next" panel.
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
While our EDs and Hosps are struggling and Schools are overflowing, they're playing political games.
Here is the single most insulting contradiction in that report:. 🧵
1/10
www.cbc.ca/news/cana...
While our EDs and Hosps are struggling and Schools are overflowing, they're playing political games.
Here is the single most insulting contradiction in that report:. 🧵
1/10
December 22, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Friendly reminder:
Two years ago, my UCP rejected amendments to Bill 2 which would require us to respect the results of an Alberta Pension Plan referendum.
So even if Albertans don't want an APP, we can push it through anyway!
Read: calgaryherald.com/news/politic...
#abpoli #ableg
Two years ago, my UCP rejected amendments to Bill 2 which would require us to respect the results of an Alberta Pension Plan referendum.
So even if Albertans don't want an APP, we can push it through anyway!
Read: calgaryherald.com/news/politic...
#abpoli #ableg
December 22, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Friendly reminder:
Two years ago, my UCP rejected amendments to Bill 2 which would require us to respect the results of an Alberta Pension Plan referendum.
So even if Albertans don't want an APP, we can push it through anyway!
Read: calgaryherald.com/news/politic...
#abpoli #ableg
Two years ago, my UCP rejected amendments to Bill 2 which would require us to respect the results of an Alberta Pension Plan referendum.
So even if Albertans don't want an APP, we can push it through anyway!
Read: calgaryherald.com/news/politic...
#abpoli #ableg
ICYMI: Albertans spoke—and we didn't care what they said!
This summer, we used heavily biased push-poll surveys and town halls to manipulate Albertans into agreeing with our recommendations for the direction we want to take Alberta.
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Read the results: open.alberta.ca/publications...
This summer, we used heavily biased push-poll surveys and town halls to manipulate Albertans into agreeing with our recommendations for the direction we want to take Alberta.
🧵
Read the results: open.alberta.ca/publications...
December 22, 2025 at 6:19 PM
ICYMI: Albertans spoke—and we didn't care what they said!
This summer, we used heavily biased push-poll surveys and town halls to manipulate Albertans into agreeing with our recommendations for the direction we want to take Alberta.
🧵
Read the results: open.alberta.ca/publications...
This summer, we used heavily biased push-poll surveys and town halls to manipulate Albertans into agreeing with our recommendations for the direction we want to take Alberta.
🧵
Read the results: open.alberta.ca/publications...
Unbelievable.
The radical woke liberal lefties and their anti-democracy agenda have launched a citizen e-petition to stop Alberta from using the notwithstanding clause to strip people of their Charter rights.
We only used it four times this year!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
The radical woke liberal lefties and their anti-democracy agenda have launched a citizen e-petition to stop Alberta from using the notwithstanding clause to strip people of their Charter rights.
We only used it four times this year!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Petition e-7027 - Petitions
www.ourcommons.ca
December 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Unbelievable.
The radical woke liberal lefties and their anti-democracy agenda have launched a citizen e-petition to stop Alberta from using the notwithstanding clause to strip people of their Charter rights.
We only used it four times this year!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
The radical woke liberal lefties and their anti-democracy agenda have launched a citizen e-petition to stop Alberta from using the notwithstanding clause to strip people of their Charter rights.
We only used it four times this year!
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #cdnpoli
Looks like it’s a good thing me and my UCP appointed former UCP candidate, Shawn McLeod, as Alberta’s Ethics Commissioner.
He’s doing a fantastic job at killing ethics investigations to hold our corrupt MLAs accountable.
www.stalbertgazette.com/local-news/a...
#abpoli #ableg
He’s doing a fantastic job at killing ethics investigations to hold our corrupt MLAs accountable.
www.stalbertgazette.com/local-news/a...
#abpoli #ableg
Alberta's wildlife at risk? Minister faces conflict of interest allegations.
Read the full story and comment on stalbertgazette.com
www.stalbertgazette.com
December 21, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Looks like it’s a good thing me and my UCP appointed former UCP candidate, Shawn McLeod, as Alberta’s Ethics Commissioner.
He’s doing a fantastic job at killing ethics investigations to hold our corrupt MLAs accountable.
www.stalbertgazette.com/local-news/a...
#abpoli #ableg
He’s doing a fantastic job at killing ethics investigations to hold our corrupt MLAs accountable.
www.stalbertgazette.com/local-news/a...
#abpoli #ableg
@pfparks.bsky.social thinks Albertans well-being shouldn't be left to charities.
From all my shady dealings with Sam Mraiche, MHCare, and other generous corporate execs, I'm wealthy enough to disagree.
edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
From all my shady dealings with Sam Mraiche, MHCare, and other generous corporate execs, I'm wealthy enough to disagree.
edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
Opinion: Albertans' well-being shouldn't be left to charities
We do not need to "restore" the role of charity in basic health care and education.
edmontonjournal.com
December 19, 2025 at 3:29 PM
@pfparks.bsky.social thinks Albertans well-being shouldn't be left to charities.
From all my shady dealings with Sam Mraiche, MHCare, and other generous corporate execs, I'm wealthy enough to disagree.
edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
From all my shady dealings with Sam Mraiche, MHCare, and other generous corporate execs, I'm wealthy enough to disagree.
edmontonjournal.com/opinion/colu...
#abpoli #ableg #UCPCorruption #abhealth #UCPPublicInquiryNOW
A citizen e-petition has been launched calling on the federal gov't to act on Alberta & Saskatchewan’s use of the notwithstanding clause to violate the human rights of trans Canadians.
I won't be signing this.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #skpoli
I won't be signing this.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #skpoli
December 19, 2025 at 3:07 PM
A citizen e-petition has been launched calling on the federal gov't to act on Alberta & Saskatchewan’s use of the notwithstanding clause to violate the human rights of trans Canadians.
I won't be signing this.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #skpoli
I won't be signing this.
www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en...
#abpoli #skpoli
