AB Chao
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AB Chao
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TV writer, Gulf Coast elite, tennis obsessive, TWoP alum. Decorating is my passion! Los Angeles for now, New Orleans for life.

Previously: @younetflix
Same, kind of! I did gymnastics for a long time, but running is SO much harder for me! I don’t think I ever cleared a 10 minute mile, but I did a few half marathons back in the day. Congrats on your elite cardio fitness!
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 AM
When this happened to me in my 30s, somebody said it was a case of Adult-Onset Athleticism.
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Nobody can read!!! The Ivies are full of dummies!! You’re not alone in your noticing!!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:01 AM
“and others”
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Also, eating alone at a bar booth while nursing a drink and reading a book is literally the hottest thing anyone can do, no matter who they are??? It’s a stereotype for a reason!
August 15, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The fat-faced among us are also the most youthful!!! These fools gonna learn the hard way around the same time they need reading glasses.
August 1, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 6:34 PM
I think the terminal h makes it kind of cheeky? Or maybe just Southern. Either way I’ma keep it, PL!!!
July 29, 2025 at 10:15 PM
This makes me like you a lot 😂😭
July 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
HAHA I always have to try it several times before it looks right! I’m not even sure it is at this moment. Where’s my OG Diminutives Expert???

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July 29, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Omg I’m so glad I saw this!!! Thank you, and me too!
July 23, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I’m devastated!!! Christian + Kimber 4-ever 😭🙏
July 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
This is so dreamy, even at this terrible hour!
April 28, 2025 at 6:13 AM