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Guy who is really into nyt games in the passenger seat: watch out the pedestrian has rightle way. Yep this one's a stinker folks
July 9, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Guy who is really into nyt games in the passenger seat: watch out the pedestrian has rightle way. Yep this one's a stinker folks
Youve had a few beers and now youre going to have a sandwich
May 18, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Youve had a few beers and now youre going to have a sandwich
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my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
March 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
my wife: did you find out why your mom was in the hospital
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
me: that's what I'm doing now
what I'm typing: purple smoke means the pope is smoking that good
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12 way parlay on the Minecraft movie hinging in Mr. Blue Sky playing during a climatic scene and We Will Rock You playing but NOT until an after-credits-creative-mode joke sequence, I win 8.98 trillion dollars and destroy the US economy
March 31, 2025 at 1:29 PM
12 way parlay on the Minecraft movie hinging in Mr. Blue Sky playing during a climatic scene and We Will Rock You playing but NOT until an after-credits-creative-mode joke sequence, I win 8.98 trillion dollars and destroy the US economy
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glass as full a possible, not half full/half empty
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 PM
glass as full a possible, not half full/half empty
Angel on shoulder: You fucked up. You left the wok in the sink and now its going to be a huge fucking pain in the ass to clean
Devil on shoulder: You better overnight that barkeepers friend on amazon right now
Devil on shoulder: You better overnight that barkeepers friend on amazon right now
March 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Angel on shoulder: You fucked up. You left the wok in the sink and now its going to be a huge fucking pain in the ass to clean
Devil on shoulder: You better overnight that barkeepers friend on amazon right now
Devil on shoulder: You better overnight that barkeepers friend on amazon right now
Remembered where my keys were by using my Mind Yurt
March 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Remembered where my keys were by using my Mind Yurt
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Drake burger extra mustard
February 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Drake burger extra mustard
We might be having a Soy 2025 folks
February 6, 2025 at 6:57 AM
We might be having a Soy 2025 folks
Hitting a joint and talking after and my voice is really high pitched like i inhaled helium
January 31, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Hitting a joint and talking after and my voice is really high pitched like i inhaled helium
Me and capcut getting freaky
January 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Me and capcut getting freaky
This app is where its at
January 28, 2025 at 9:07 PM
This app is where its at
Goodbye twitter, Hello bluesky! #MyFirdtTweet #NewBeginnings
January 21, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Goodbye twitter, Hello bluesky! #MyFirdtTweet #NewBeginnings
Tom and tom and jerry turned into a baby
January 21, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Tom and tom and jerry turned into a baby
Im soy and i fuck with kombucha
January 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Im soy and i fuck with kombucha
Blue sky kinda gives twitter vibes
January 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Blue sky kinda gives twitter vibes
@slayersforgire Fuck you
January 16, 2025 at 12:20 AM
@slayersforgire Fuck you
To tweet, perchance to dream... or on bluesky... whats it freakin called? #FirstPost
January 14, 2025 at 11:48 PM
To tweet, perchance to dream... or on bluesky... whats it freakin called? #FirstPost