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Abby The Cleric
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Indie bookseller turned indie #publishing marketing person | they | #Maine
Ok it's cooking time!
November 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
It's been like 15 years since I worked at Barnes and Noble and I'm still so triggered by the Elf on the Shelf theme

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Oh my god the Elf on the Shelf butthole pacifiers is the stuff of nightmares

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Oh my god Taylor Momsen with the angst "Where are you Christmas" cover I am DECEASED

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I won't lie, I get just as hyped for the Bluey float as I do Snoopy these days

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:13 PM
We still haven't watched K-Pop Demon Hunters because every time "Golden" even comes in the radio I cry

So I expect I'll even been more ridiculous actually watching it

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:05 PM
THOSE CUPS ARE ABSOLUTELY EMPTY

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 4:00 PM
going from the fire breathing dragon and operatic Italian into Shrek and All Star was an absolutely 10/10 transition

#macysparade #macysdayparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Ladies, find yourself a man who holds you as gently as Matteo Bocelli holds a microphone

#macysparade #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:56 PM
I truly cannot see a Christmassy car commercial without thinking about that one SNL sketch about how bad surprise gifting a car is lol

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Jealous!
November 27, 2025 at 3:52 PM
PEOPLE THINK HE'S THE RIVERDALE GUY THATS SO FUNNY
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I do not know who Mr. Fantasy is but I dig this

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:47 PM
There's no way that RC truck has enough power for the whole parade route

#macysparade #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 PM
I opened the rosé and was going to start cooking but I didn't realize the pots I need are currently in the dishwasher, so we are on a hold for another hour
November 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Taking a quick break to walk the dog

It's 40 degrees out which, in Maine, means we're just wearing tshirts
November 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
WASN'T ME???? IN THE MACY'S PARADE???????

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Listen if they're trying to bring back bowling I am here for it. Bowling slaps

#macysparade #macysthanksgivingparade
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I feel like wearing a red hat is a Specific Choice and I disapprove of it

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Oh fuck yeah I love Circus Vasquez

#macysparade
November 27, 2025 at 2:34 PM