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yikes
she/her
September 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
scheming
July 27, 2025 at 3:03 AM
shit’s getting a little too meta right now
July 17, 2025 at 7:06 PM
America’s finest AND most reliable news source
July 8, 2025 at 4:20 AM
he saves space by using his coffin as a dining table
July 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the worm craves the company of other worms
May 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Reposted by biscooti cookie
Choosing to get married at a plantation in 2025 is wild behavior.
It’s not just “problematic.”
It’s violent.
It’s disrespectful at an ancestral level.
#NottowayPlantation
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
great things happening over on the everything app
May 14, 2025 at 9:35 PM
r/woosh
May 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I can smell that last tweet from here 🤢
May 12, 2025 at 5:12 PM
the monster also burns down an acre of the forest for each question asked
May 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
a lot of teachers and professors already have. I had a professor last year who had us hand write an essay every 4 weeks during the quarter. On the upside, we got the possible topics 2 weeks ahead of time, so the only problem was dealing with hand cramps.
May 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Weiner jumpscare
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Charlemagne Benoit’s yankee cousin
May 2, 2025 at 5:19 AM
fuck I could really go for some ket rn
May 2, 2025 at 5:11 AM
60% sure that’s one of your characters
May 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I’ll send in my resume if that’s the case
May 1, 2025 at 3:00 AM
does the position come with an unlimited ketamine allowance?
May 1, 2025 at 2:59 AM
they only realize that their policies are bad once they’re on the receiving end of them. Grassley only started caring in February when he realized Canadian tariffs would impact potash imports. Not really growing a spine, more like trying to save his own ass.
April 4, 2025 at 1:24 AM