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turning 26 sucks. What do you mean I don’t have health insurance anymore?
October 31, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It’s wild when people you know become mainstream famous & you start seeing their face used as reaction memes everywhere
July 28, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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daisy ridley is playing 4d chess
July 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
it’s not summer in California until you have your annual wildfire scare
July 12, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Choosing to get married at a plantation in 2025 is wild behavior.
It’s not just “problematic.”
It’s violent.
It’s disrespectful at an ancestral level.
#NottowayPlantation
May 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Damn… so JD Vance really murdered the Pope
April 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
corningware tramp stamp
April 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
reyl-*gunshot*
April 1, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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urrently trying to jack off to Ms Pac-Man but cannot due to woke
March 26, 2025 at 8:05 AM
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happy 10th anniversary (!!) to the greatest blog that ever blogged
I Played 'The Boys Are Back in Town' on a Bar Jukebox Until I Got Kicked Out
The boys were back in town, but I was out of the bar, because they asked me to leave.
www.vice.com
March 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
ambroxol wore off, I might kay em es
March 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Ben Stiller, I am in your walls
March 21, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I don’t think that I can wait another 3 years for Severance season 3
March 21, 2025 at 4:34 AM
a cybertruck almost ran me over in the crosswalk, BUT someone brought in mochi donuts to work for a belated international women’s day, so I guess everything kind of works out
March 10, 2025 at 5:00 PM
what horrible crime did I commit in a past life to get stuck in this hellscape reality that we’re all experiencing?
March 6, 2025 at 2:09 AM
transgender mice sound rad
March 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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(de)motivational stickers for the work day #severance
February 26, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Michael Fassbender, Michael Airbender, and Michael Firebender
February 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1418
January 26, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Leset charging almost $80 for a plain white cotton t shirt is criminal
November 14, 2024 at 9:23 PM
so is ‘skeet’ like SEMENted as the name for posts on bsky or…?
November 13, 2024 at 11:36 PM
It’s so cute i need a life-sized plushie of it asap
November 17, 2023 at 1:25 AM