No you’ve been up for 2hrs cos turns out you’ve got a gas leak, so no cooking or hot water for me…

It’s definitely Christmas now I’ve hung up the snowman ornament my grampa bought for my first Christmas

Obvs TMI, but my body has impeccable timing-period starting today, hand surgery tomorrow on my dominant hand and I’m a menstrual cup user.

Truly my body is a wonderland/abandoned haunted theme park

My latest made up replacement for a lost word-garden hoovering aka mowing…

Turns out I’m fully capable of falling asleep while getting my eyebrows tattooed.

Tempering my deep joy at the existence of finger plasters with their being made of fabric plasters whose adhesive I’m allergic too.

Also hi guess who got a new knife she was querying the sharpness of this morning.

Y’know sometimes your ears/brain just don’t work? Example-a while back a colleague said “no man is an island” I heard “no manners in Ireland” which for some reason I repeated in confusion and said wdym. Said colleague is Irish but …let’s just say it’s a good job I was on leave this week.

In idiot me news I turned up for a specialist hospital appointment that is actually tomorrow after receiving a reminder yesterday which it turns out was for a blood test. Luckily in the same hospital building.

It’s me your emissary to prematurely elderly activities aka afternoon chair yoga in the church hall at the end of my street. I say church hall we were actually in the proper church bit that smells of incense.
In other news why are so many bits of me so tense?

Really wishing I’d realised how helpful a cheap TENS machine is for period pain ooh a decade or so ago (vagueness ftb when did online retail make em cheap).

When you’ve had such a sweaty shift your jeans have stretched out. An icy shower when i get home.

Just wildly resentful of my own corporeality

I am trying to learn how to use my mouse with my left hand it is either super easy or incredibly weird depending how much I think about it.

There is a fox sleeping on my shed roof curled up like a most excellent donut. Alas my windows are too limescaled from all the London rain for me to take a halfway decent photo.

The most decadent of days off, mani cure and pedicure and a trip to the big Iceland for no bull burgers and lollies