Make your bed six feet under.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
January 25, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Make your bed six feet under.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
Hit it home like a Louisville slugger.
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genuinely stunning image
January 24, 2026 at 1:37 AM
genuinely stunning image
But why my costar say i’m the mess
January 25, 2026 at 2:56 AM
But why my costar say i’m the mess
That boy put the hoe in horoscope.
January 25, 2026 at 2:55 AM
That boy put the hoe in horoscope.
I made spaghetti after work.
January 24, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I made spaghetti after work.
It was already over before it began
January 20, 2026 at 4:37 AM
It was already over before it began
Just got asked why I’m dressed like a henchman. God forbid I wear cargo pants with a turtleneck and a bomber jacket with shearling.
January 16, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Just got asked why I’m dressed like a henchman. God forbid I wear cargo pants with a turtleneck and a bomber jacket with shearling.
Missed the all black memo.
December 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Missed the all black memo.
Checked out small talk. Go if you like good cocktails and great service
November 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Checked out small talk. Go if you like good cocktails and great service
Lately people are like…
“I didn’t know you liked country music”
Oh you don’t know me at all baby.
“I didn’t know you liked country music”
Oh you don’t know me at all baby.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Lately people are like…
“I didn’t know you liked country music”
Oh you don’t know me at all baby.
“I didn’t know you liked country music”
Oh you don’t know me at all baby.
Was just reminded it’s only Tuesday. So that’s how my morning is going.
November 4, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Was just reminded it’s only Tuesday. So that’s how my morning is going.
They do live in LA
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry spotted at World Series game — in Dodgers hats?!
Meghan Markle and Prince Harry spotted at World Series game — in Dodgers hats?!
The two former royals were spotted sitting near home plate at Game 4 of the World Series on Tuesday between the Blue Jays and Los Angeles Dodgers.
www.thestar.com
October 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
They do live in LA
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let me log world series games on letterboxd cowards
October 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
let me log world series games on letterboxd cowards
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Me when presented with an opportunity for a normal night of sleep after a World Series game
October 29, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Me when presented with an opportunity for a normal night of sleep after a World Series game
WORLD SERIES THEORY, they’re gonna alternate winning till there’s a tie and the last game will be the real game. Tie breaker and everything.
October 29, 2025 at 2:28 AM
WORLD SERIES THEORY, they’re gonna alternate winning till there’s a tie and the last game will be the real game. Tie breaker and everything.
Do you like the new iOS 26?
October 28, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Do you like the new iOS 26?
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Can afford: Funding 800,000 settlers living in Israel for free, free health care, free healthcare, no need to work (literally they don’t have jobs cause they live for free)
Can’t afford: any of that for their own
Can’t afford: any of that for their own
October 25, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Can afford: Funding 800,000 settlers living in Israel for free, free health care, free healthcare, no need to work (literally they don’t have jobs cause they live for free)
Can’t afford: any of that for their own
Can’t afford: any of that for their own
I don’t really care who wins game 1.
I just hope both teams have fun.
I just hope both teams have fun.
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I don’t really care who wins game 1.
I just hope both teams have fun.
I just hope both teams have fun.
Kinda crazy that you never really know someone. You just think you do.
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Kinda crazy that you never really know someone. You just think you do.
Awake but at what cost?
July 26, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Awake but at what cost?
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If I’m working on getting a pardon and a person on that list is the one who can give me it do you think I’m saying anything that can put him in prison?? What are we doing here?
July 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
If I’m working on getting a pardon and a person on that list is the one who can give me it do you think I’m saying anything that can put him in prison?? What are we doing here?
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In exchange for letting them photoshop his name off documents and saying they haven’t been tampered with?
BREAKING: Ghislaine Maxwell received limited immunity during meetings with deputy AG, per ABC
July 25, 2025 at 10:43 PM
In exchange for letting them photoshop his name off documents and saying they haven’t been tampered with?
I realize now that having three Xs in my handle makes the bots think this is a NSFW account.
July 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I realize now that having three Xs in my handle makes the bots think this is a NSFW account.