AARON SIMON
@aaronsimon.bsky.social
But most importantly, Happy 4th Birthday to my favorite picture of myself of all time.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
But most importantly, Happy 4th Birthday to my favorite picture of myself of all time.
13 years ago, Madonna posted me to her Facebook and Instagram.
October 31, 2025 at 5:19 PM
13 years ago, Madonna posted me to her Facebook and Instagram.
“Buss It Down, Tatianna” may be my favorite concert sign of all time. 🤣
October 29, 2025 at 8:53 PM
“Buss It Down, Tatianna” may be my favorite concert sign of all time. 🤣
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🍂
October 8, 2025 at 11:44 PM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year. 🍂
I wish I felt bad, but play stupid (billionaire’s) games, win stupid prizes. When a label has this many variants manufactured, quality is not even a priority. They want your money, and they know that a cult who celebrates mediocrity will cough it up. 🤷🏻♂️ #TheLifeOfANoGirl
October 7, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I wish I felt bad, but play stupid (billionaire’s) games, win stupid prizes. When a label has this many variants manufactured, quality is not even a priority. They want your money, and they know that a cult who celebrates mediocrity will cough it up. 🤷🏻♂️ #TheLifeOfANoGirl
Very excited about today’s hatch! 🐣 #PokemonGO
October 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Very excited about today’s hatch! 🐣 #PokemonGO
What has your autism allowed you to accomplish today?
October 4, 2025 at 7:55 PM
What has your autism allowed you to accomplish today?
While setting up a student’s new AAC device today, we selected the “Adult” category thinking it would have some pre-made icons for “mom,” “dad,” “grandparents,” and other adults this student might want to identify. Instead, this category featured:
September 30, 2025 at 9:08 PM
While setting up a student’s new AAC device today, we selected the “Adult” category thinking it would have some pre-made icons for “mom,” “dad,” “grandparents,” and other adults this student might want to identify. Instead, this category featured:
The carnies have descended. Happy Old Settlers’ Weekend!
September 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
The carnies have descended. Happy Old Settlers’ Weekend!
I love watching BirkinTok and deciding which size, color, leather, stitching, and hardware I would choose as if I would ever be able to afford one. (35, Gold or Noir, Togo leather, retourné with gold hardware, in case anyone’s feeling generous.)
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I love watching BirkinTok and deciding which size, color, leather, stitching, and hardware I would choose as if I would ever be able to afford one. (35, Gold or Noir, Togo leather, retourné with gold hardware, in case anyone’s feeling generous.)
Not to be a fuddy duddy, but as an art history minor, Clash In Paris’s marketing campaign is very confusing. Vincent Van Gogh was Dutch, not French. His ‘Starry Night’ painting was done in Provence, so close? But still not Paris. And it is displayed at MoMa in New York City, not the Louvre. 🤷🏻♂️
August 31, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Not to be a fuddy duddy, but as an art history minor, Clash In Paris’s marketing campaign is very confusing. Vincent Van Gogh was Dutch, not French. His ‘Starry Night’ painting was done in Provence, so close? But still not Paris. And it is displayed at MoMa in New York City, not the Louvre. 🤷🏻♂️
Having major nostalgia about the Heroes of the Kingdom dolls I had growing up. We were a big church family. And Goliath probably made me gay.
August 28, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Having major nostalgia about the Heroes of the Kingdom dolls I had growing up. We were a big church family. And Goliath probably made me gay.
Heard rumors from a fellow K-State alum that J’s BBQ bought Coco Bolo’s original sangria recipe after they went belly up, and I’m here to report…it tastes like every Wednesday from 2014-2017, and I wish my AΔP girls were here.
August 24, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Heard rumors from a fellow K-State alum that J’s BBQ bought Coco Bolo’s original sangria recipe after they went belly up, and I’m here to report…it tastes like every Wednesday from 2014-2017, and I wish my AΔP girls were here.
Come support local drag tonight at Sidekicks! I’ll be taking your monies! $10 to enter, and don’t forget to bring those singles for your non-competing entertainers!
August 17, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Come support local drag tonight at Sidekicks! I’ll be taking your monies! $10 to enter, and don’t forget to bring those singles for your non-competing entertainers!
Throwback Thursday to that time I convinced one of my girl friends to change clothes with me, because there was this really hot straight guy at the party who was into her, but she wasn’t into, but I was, and we thought we’d trick him. I love drunk logic.
August 7, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Throwback Thursday to that time I convinced one of my girl friends to change clothes with me, because there was this really hot straight guy at the party who was into her, but she wasn’t into, but I was, and we thought we’d trick him. I love drunk logic.
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
And still probably my favorite of all time.
And still probably my favorite of all time.
July 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
What perfect album came out when you were 16?
And still probably my favorite of all time.
And still probably my favorite of all time.
Today, I “celebrated” America by seeing Grant Wood’s ‘American Gothic’ for the second time, and ‘Jurassic Park’ (1993) for the first time.
July 5, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Today, I “celebrated” America by seeing Grant Wood’s ‘American Gothic’ for the second time, and ‘Jurassic Park’ (1993) for the first time.
The Chicago Pride Parade was kinda cool, ‘cause like, it wasn’t super star-studded—Governor Pritzker was there—but every time I kept thinking Shea Coulée or some celebrity were coming up, what people were actually cheering for was @ppfa.org, a 🖕🧊 group, and a #FreePalestine group.
June 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
The Chicago Pride Parade was kinda cool, ‘cause like, it wasn’t super star-studded—Governor Pritzker was there—but every time I kept thinking Shea Coulée or some celebrity were coming up, what people were actually cheering for was @ppfa.org, a 🖕🧊 group, and a #FreePalestine group.
I don’t know if it’s ’cause I’m not with @cheatsy.bsky.social, but this year’s #PokemonGOFest sucks. They better step their pussies up tomorrow…
June 28, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I don’t know if it’s ’cause I’m not with @cheatsy.bsky.social, but this year’s #PokemonGOFest sucks. They better step their pussies up tomorrow…
I wouldn’t use a Remote Raid Pass on a Ferrothorn for anybody else but Kornbread “The Snack” Jeté.
May 21, 2025 at 11:38 AM
I wouldn’t use a Remote Raid Pass on a Ferrothorn for anybody else but Kornbread “The Snack” Jeté.
Update: I’m gonna have to take PTO tomorrow. This is DIABOLICAL.
May 15, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Update: I’m gonna have to take PTO tomorrow. This is DIABOLICAL.
I won’t name my sources, but shoutout to my drag dealer. Finally watching S17 since MTV doesn’t do free 24-hour passes anymore. Who tf still has cable?
March 9, 2025 at 11:00 PM
I won’t name my sources, but shoutout to my drag dealer. Finally watching S17 since MTV doesn’t do free 24-hour passes anymore. Who tf still has cable?
Theo James has this uncanny ability to drag my ass to see the same movie in theatres 3-7 times.
February 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Theo James has this uncanny ability to drag my ass to see the same movie in theatres 3-7 times.
I love dropping a controversial post on Facebook and watching people scream at each other from behind their phones. God, I’m turning into @cheatsy.bsky.social.
February 19, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I love dropping a controversial post on Facebook and watching people scream at each other from behind their phones. God, I’m turning into @cheatsy.bsky.social.