Aaron Howland (he/him)
@aaronhowland.bsky.social
Sentient Protein Factory | Autism Speaks Is a Hate Group | 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🖤 🇺🇦 🍉
Jumped on at 10 AM to get Silksong. Finally got it at 10:30 on Xbox. Finally got it at 12:30 on Steam. Finished downloading on Steam at 1. Finished downloading on Xbox at 4:15. Ah, Microsoft. Even when you're better than Steam, you're worse.
September 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jumped on at 10 AM to get Silksong. Finally got it at 10:30 on Xbox. Finally got it at 12:30 on Steam. Finished downloading on Steam at 1. Finished downloading on Xbox at 4:15. Ah, Microsoft. Even when you're better than Steam, you're worse.
Finally broke through on Xbox! Now the question is, will Silksong finish downloading before I die of old age?
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Finally broke through on Xbox! Now the question is, will Silksong finish downloading before I die of old age?
This shit crumpet voted to confirm RFK, Jr.
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This shit crumpet voted to confirm RFK, Jr.
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social:
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
March 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social:
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
Oh, no! Autism Speaks Canada is shutting down permanently! It's time for me to check in with myself to see how I'm taking this news.
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Oh, no! Autism Speaks Canada is shutting down permanently! It's time for me to check in with myself to see how I'm taking this news.
Okay, the #NFL shouldn't be giving any market the #Browns and the #Patriots on the same day. And I say that as a #NewEngland fan who has a real soft spot for #Cleveland.
December 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Okay, the #NFL shouldn't be giving any market the #Browns and the #Patriots on the same day. And I say that as a #NewEngland fan who has a real soft spot for #Cleveland.
Does anyone know what the best emulator is for a game that ran on an IBM PC in the mid-80s? I've tried a few, but the characters always move too fast to time important jumps. Anyway, it's for an amazing #PCGame called Below the Root. Anyone out there remember it? #PCGames #Gaming #RetroVideoGames
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Does anyone know what the best emulator is for a game that ran on an IBM PC in the mid-80s? I've tried a few, but the characters always move too fast to time important jumps. Anyway, it's for an amazing #PCGame called Below the Root. Anyone out there remember it? #PCGames #Gaming #RetroVideoGames
Asteroids. Seriously.
December 11, 2024 at 4:00 AM
Asteroids. Seriously.
That strange group of #Steelers fans who'd rather lose than admit #RussellWilson is good.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
That strange group of #Steelers fans who'd rather lose than admit #RussellWilson is good.
December 7, 2024 at 3:36 AM
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Me trying to remain calm while people defend Joe Biden pardoning Hunter. #joebiden #hunterbiden #pardon
December 3, 2024 at 8:08 AM
Me trying to remain calm while people defend Joe Biden pardoning Hunter. #joebiden #hunterbiden #pardon
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qephatziel: If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.
qephatziel: If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.
November 15, 2024 at 2:28 AM
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qephatziel: If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.
qephatziel: If you're hiding a friend in your attic, and his mortal enemy comes to the door and asks if he's there, the *question* is a lie. They're really asking "can I come in and kill your friend?" "No" is a completely truthful answer to that question. A lot of life works like this.