Aaron Howland (he/him)
@aaronhowland.bsky.social
Sentient Protein Factory | Autism Speaks Is a Hate Group | 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈 🖤 🇺🇦 🍉
Jumped on at 10 AM to get Silksong. Finally got it at 10:30 on Xbox. Finally got it at 12:30 on Steam. Finished downloading on Steam at 1. Finished downloading on Xbox at 4:15. Ah, Microsoft. Even when you're better than Steam, you're worse.
September 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Jumped on at 10 AM to get Silksong. Finally got it at 10:30 on Xbox. Finally got it at 12:30 on Steam. Finished downloading on Steam at 1. Finished downloading on Xbox at 4:15. Ah, Microsoft. Even when you're better than Steam, you're worse.
Finally broke through on Xbox! Now the question is, will Silksong finish downloading before I die of old age?
September 4, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Finally broke through on Xbox! Now the question is, will Silksong finish downloading before I die of old age?
Breaking: Piece of Shit Nancy Mace Continues to Be Piece of Shit Without Facing Consequences
#transphobia
www.advocate.com/politics/nan...
#transphobia
www.advocate.com/politics/nan...
Nancy Mace calls transgender student a transphobic slur at University of South Carolina event
A 20-year-old trans woman asked Nancy Mace to apologize for using a transphobic slur. Mace responded by calling the woman the slur.
www.advocate.com
April 22, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Breaking: Piece of Shit Nancy Mace Continues to Be Piece of Shit Without Facing Consequences
#transphobia
www.advocate.com/politics/nan...
#transphobia
www.advocate.com/politics/nan...
You know Trump has reached a new low when even Clarence Thomas says, "Holy shit, buddy. You can't do that."
April 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
You know Trump has reached a new low when even Clarence Thomas says, "Holy shit, buddy. You can't do that."
This is a perfect example of how for-profit news is leveraging social media without any fail-safes, because getting in on a story early is more important than the potential effect of erroneous reporting on a fragile economy. #Tariffs #DowJones #StockMarket www.cnn.com/2025/04/07/m...
How actual ‘fake news’ caused the market whiplash | CNN Business
An errant post on X may have just shaken the stock market, showing how influential — and irresponsible — the social media platform can be.
www.cnn.com
April 8, 2025 at 8:34 PM
This is a perfect example of how for-profit news is leveraging social media without any fail-safes, because getting in on a story early is more important than the potential effect of erroneous reporting on a fragile economy. #Tariffs #DowJones #StockMarket www.cnn.com/2025/04/07/m...
For the millionth time, the Republican party is pro-birth, not pro-life. After that, they don't give a flying fuck. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
Trump administration eviscerates maternal and child health programs
Alarm over ‘the health of the nation’s children’ follows federal workforce cuts by health secretary RFK Jr
www.theguardian.com
April 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
For the millionth time, the Republican party is pro-birth, not pro-life. After that, they don't give a flying fuck. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
#MAGAt administration calculates tariffs with major flaw in its equation. Shocking, I tell you. Shocking. It was probably created by the same team that used AI to include penguins on their tariffs list. www.axios.com/2025/04/06/t...
Trump tariffs based on massive error, conservative think tank says
The error over-inflates tariff rates by about a factor of four, AEI's economists say.
www.axios.com
April 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
#MAGAt administration calculates tariffs with major flaw in its equation. Shocking, I tell you. Shocking. It was probably created by the same team that used AI to include penguins on their tariffs list. www.axios.com/2025/04/06/t...
If you don't speak English, the #MAGAt administration genuinely hopes you'll just die. They're not even pretending at this point. www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
National Weather Service pauses severe weather alerts in Spanish and other languages
The contract for artificial intelligence modeling used to send emergency alerts in different languages is among the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) contracts that lapsed this we...
www.pbs.org
April 6, 2025 at 6:11 PM
If you don't speak English, the #MAGAt administration genuinely hopes you'll just die. They're not even pretending at this point. www.pbs.org/newshour/nat...
Reciprocal tariffs on uninhabited islands. I can't handle all this liberation. Why in the hell wouldn't Greenland want in on the leadership this administration is offering?
www.axios.com/2025/04/02/t...
www.axios.com/2025/04/02/t...
Trump tariffs hit uninhabited islands in Australian sub-Antarctic territory
There are no people in the Heard and McDonald Islands, but there are plenty of seals, penguins and other birds.
www.axios.com
April 3, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Reciprocal tariffs on uninhabited islands. I can't handle all this liberation. Why in the hell wouldn't Greenland want in on the leadership this administration is offering?
www.axios.com/2025/04/02/t...
www.axios.com/2025/04/02/t...
I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel liberated today. Or at least my wallet does. 🙄
April 3, 2025 at 12:23 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but I feel liberated today. Or at least my wallet does. 🙄
So, which radio hosts were shocked after they got fired today for pretending some mayor's spouse got hit by a car or there was a school shooting? I wait every year for the media's #AprilFools revolving door of utterly disposable "talent."
April 1, 2025 at 11:12 PM
So, which radio hosts were shocked after they got fired today for pretending some mayor's spouse got hit by a car or there was a school shooting? I wait every year for the media's #AprilFools revolving door of utterly disposable "talent."
Looking forward to the Trump Administration sending nuclear codes via WhatsApp.
March 24, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Looking forward to the Trump Administration sending nuclear codes via WhatsApp.
Time to show @schumer.senate.gov the door.
March 13, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Time to show @schumer.senate.gov the door.
This shit crumpet voted to confirm RFK, Jr.
March 3, 2025 at 4:46 PM
This shit crumpet voted to confirm RFK, Jr.
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social:
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
March 2, 2025 at 1:04 AM
@penguinbooksusa.bsky.social:
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
I was really disappointed to discover this is just an opposites book. 🤣 #childrensbooks
Happy World Pangolin Day! tidal.com/track/180019...
Artichoke - Pangolin
Listen to Pangolin on your streaming service
tidal.com
February 16, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Happy World Pangolin Day! tidal.com/track/180019...
@mccisland.net: Will you be offering shirts in children's sizes again? One of my kiddos got one during the 15th Anniversary celebration, but he's grown and really wants another. 😀
February 12, 2025 at 11:13 PM
@mccisland.net: Will you be offering shirts in children's sizes again? One of my kiddos got one during the 15th Anniversary celebration, but he's grown and really wants another. 😀
No one on the Red Bull marketing team: "Wait, don't penguins have wings? Hold on, let me google it."
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
No one on the Red Bull marketing team: "Wait, don't penguins have wings? Hold on, let me google it."
Who would I have to bribe, and how much would it cost, to get the Massachusetts state government to rename Boston Harbor the Gulf of America before Trump takes office?
January 10, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Who would I have to bribe, and how much would it cost, to get the Massachusetts state government to rename Boston Harbor the Gulf of America before Trump takes office?
Oh, no! Autism Speaks Canada is shutting down permanently! It's time for me to check in with myself to see how I'm taking this news.
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 PM
Oh, no! Autism Speaks Canada is shutting down permanently! It's time for me to check in with myself to see how I'm taking this news.
Okay, the #NFL shouldn't be giving any market the #Browns and the #Patriots on the same day. And I say that as a #NewEngland fan who has a real soft spot for #Cleveland.
December 15, 2024 at 10:05 PM
Okay, the #NFL shouldn't be giving any market the #Browns and the #Patriots on the same day. And I say that as a #NewEngland fan who has a real soft spot for #Cleveland.
Does anyone know what the best emulator is for a game that ran on an IBM PC in the mid-80s? I've tried a few, but the characters always move too fast to time important jumps. Anyway, it's for an amazing #PCGame called Below the Root. Anyone out there remember it? #PCGames #Gaming #RetroVideoGames
December 11, 2024 at 4:16 AM
Does anyone know what the best emulator is for a game that ran on an IBM PC in the mid-80s? I've tried a few, but the characters always move too fast to time important jumps. Anyway, it's for an amazing #PCGame called Below the Root. Anyone out there remember it? #PCGames #Gaming #RetroVideoGames
That strange group of #Steelers fans who'd rather lose than admit #RussellWilson is good.
December 9, 2024 at 3:36 AM
That strange group of #Steelers fans who'd rather lose than admit #RussellWilson is good.
December 7, 2024 at 3:36 AM
December 6, 2024 at 2:18 AM