Aaron Brazell
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Aaron Brazell
@aaronbrazell.bsky.social
Sr. Software Engineer. PHP, React, Typescript. Aspiring standup comic. Dad to dogs. Looking for work!
As possibly summonable respect I can possibly have, Donald. Please button your jacket.
August 19, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Dating review or vet report? You decide.
August 18, 2025 at 11:07 PM
@chelsea101.bsky.social what is happening here? If you follow me, my Liverpool will still dominate you 🤣
August 16, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I don’t get down on the media. They are the fourth estate but there’s a difference in editorial choices, and one of these organizations is owned by Paramount who just gave Trump’s DOJ something special in a dark alley to get regulatory approval for a merger.

Note the difference.
August 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
lol DOJ “investigating” ODNI so they can drop the investigation sometime in August probably is epic level cynicism. Well done.
July 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Liverpool’s created a new stats category: “Forever”
July 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
WTF Dominos? 🤣 🍍 🍕
July 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
This is what democracy looks like! #NoKingsBaltimore
June 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Low life colleges. Make American Great Britain Again. You know what I mean?
June 11, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Why is there always a seagull on the Sistine Chapel during conclave?

Wrong answers only.
May 7, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Anfield (Annie) is the mascot today. Bring it home, Liverpool
April 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’m not trying to kill anyone but… Carolina Reaper, Scorpion, and Habanero hot sauce
April 5, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Email HR
February 24, 2025 at 10:11 PM
My Valentine’s Day dates are extra needy
February 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
This is a guard dog probably
February 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
A lion. You were a monster on behalf of humanity, before, in, and after the presidency.

You lived a long life.

President Jimmy Carter. 1924-2024.

Go spend eternity with the love of your life, your wife Rosalynn.
December 29, 2024 at 9:42 PM
The bots are here too. Beware.
November 24, 2024 at 10:04 PM
I’m pretty tired of major media doing this kind of thing: both sidesing. You cannot call balls and strikes and be an honest broker on some things.
August 17, 2023 at 11:00 PM
Sorry, gotta be that guy three weeks later. He doesn’t do a good job of protecting his balls unless dad dares to touch one and then it’s pure anarchy.
August 17, 2023 at 1:33 AM
He was a baby 6y ago, but since I am new here and my dogs are my everything, meet the goofball Poe.

Aka Poe Poe, Milk Bone, Wigglebottom, Duke Poe von Wigglebottom, and most importantly… snuggle muffin and best buddy.

#AmericanStaffys
August 16, 2023 at 10:35 PM