For all that his money can buy, that dude cannot stand the fact that we can all see he’s a complete loser.

A profoundly boring person of no substance, who just happens to have a lot of money.

Dude probably thinks this is “Zelda”

I’m convinced I need to be medicated over my dislike of the grocer’s apostrophe

This sounds remarkably like something Circuit City did, very close to their end-times. Management abandoned any sign of trust in the employees and demanded we recite our sales pitches from a script. It was both unpopular AND ineffective.

If BB is doing this, it does not bode well for them.

I predict needing to try this at least once. Where does it land, on a spectrum of “Functionally identical to eating Draino” to “Awesome in a completely irrational way*”

*basically McRib territory there

Thank you. I was mistaken about a few things then.

You seem to love this genre so much (I salute you!)

In your opinion, would its popularity have lasted if the controllers weren’t locked into a particular console?

Seemed like it died when a lot of people just didn’t want to re-buy their gear.

When the inevitable movie gets made, he will be played by Jack Black.

Calling it now.

It really does

Don’t be.

He lived a good life, he was loved by fans and he loved them. In the grand scheme of things, little old me doesn’t matter much

Possibly the most liberating moment for me this past year was my realizing that it was completely normal for total fuck morons to be influential, famous, and rich

Thank you, I feel much better now.

Please excuse me for being stupid, but…

Isn’t “portrait analysis” basically re-introducing every prejudice, bias, and stereotype we’ve been trying to neutralize for the past century ?

Moopsy!