Aaron Judge’s Bat
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Won’t hit you every time. But enough and so hard you’re going to wish you’d brought more guys.
Honestly if you’re not looking for criticism of his output, which is directly connected to him being a dick, I don’t know what to tell you. It’s all part of the same whole.
December 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Honestly if you’re not looking for criticism of his output, which is directly connected to him being a dick, I don’t know what to tell you. It’s all part of the same whole.
MNF should just promote itself as ALL ASS MONDAY.
September 30, 2025 at 2:15 AM
MNF should just promote itself as ALL ASS MONDAY.
Civil. To the end. Eh Sally?
September 13, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Civil. To the end. Eh Sally?
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Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years:
-gender does not cause them
-SSRIs, no
-mental illness, no
-internet/gaming, no
Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo:
suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
-gender does not cause them
-SSRIs, no
-mental illness, no
-internet/gaming, no
Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo:
suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
August 27, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Brief 🧵, as someone who has studied mass shootings for 13 years:
-gender does not cause them
-SSRIs, no
-mental illness, no
-internet/gaming, no
Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo:
suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
-gender does not cause them
-SSRIs, no
-mental illness, no
-internet/gaming, no
Above can be compounding factors—but motive is complex, often very. The most fundamental combo:
suicidality + rage + isolation + easy access to guns
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it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
August 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
it's easier to buy a gun in the united states than high-rise trousers
It’s barely baseball.
August 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
It’s barely baseball.
I didn’t realize you were here but you should shut up and fuck off for putting this shit out into the world because it’s stupid, pointless, and destructive.
August 9, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I didn’t realize you were here but you should shut up and fuck off for putting this shit out into the world because it’s stupid, pointless, and destructive.
Trans rights are gay rights and gay rights are trans rights. I would really like it if all the gay men I know who benefited from the work of older gay men would step the fuck up and work to protect trans folks. You know who you are and you know you aren’t doing the work. Stop pulling up the ladder.
August 9, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Trans rights are gay rights and gay rights are trans rights. I would really like it if all the gay men I know who benefited from the work of older gay men would step the fuck up and work to protect trans folks. You know who you are and you know you aren’t doing the work. Stop pulling up the ladder.
Wait, what the fuck did Beyoncé do?
I know the list of bullshit grievances against everyone else but you’re going after the most universally beloved entertainer of our generation?
I know the list of bullshit grievances against everyone else but you’re going after the most universally beloved entertainer of our generation?
Trump is like please hate these Black people. don’t worry about the Epstein files. you all hate Black people, remember?
Trump calls for the prosecution of Beyoncé, Oprah, Al Sharpton, and Kamala Harris:
July 27, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Wait, what the fuck did Beyoncé do?
I know the list of bullshit grievances against everyone else but you’re going after the most universally beloved entertainer of our generation?
I know the list of bullshit grievances against everyone else but you’re going after the most universally beloved entertainer of our generation?
If he’s promised to gain hair plugs and 30 lbs I’d believe him.
April 1, 2025 at 4:41 AM
If he’s promised to gain hair plugs and 30 lbs I’d believe him.
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Tariff take job.
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March 20, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Tariff take job.
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No, I think he is saying "Depart, men of Education"
When you're gloating about dismantling the Department of Education you should probably not spell the name wrong
March 20, 2025 at 9:36 PM
No, I think he is saying "Depart, men of Education"
Some piece of garbage human being has a dog tied up in our shared alley. The dog is on private property. The dog did not have access to water until animal control was called. They then put out a plastic microwave container and put water in it. I haven’t seen the dog provided food or water. Now what?
March 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Some piece of garbage human being has a dog tied up in our shared alley. The dog is on private property. The dog did not have access to water until animal control was called. They then put out a plastic microwave container and put water in it. I haven’t seen the dog provided food or water. Now what?
He landed fake hair on his skull within 10 years. Mission accomplished.
March 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
He landed fake hair on his skull within 10 years. Mission accomplished.
Shedeur is a first round pick because he wasn’t terrible running a Pat Shurmur offense. Okay. You draft him. Now rate him against every first round QB in the last five years. He’s not in the top 5 of that group. Maybe not the top 10.
March 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Shedeur is a first round pick because he wasn’t terrible running a Pat Shurmur offense. Okay. You draft him. Now rate him against every first round QB in the last five years. He’s not in the top 5 of that group. Maybe not the top 10.
Like, this is what you’re mad about right now? Someone did a TikTok you don’t like?
March 6, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Like, this is what you’re mad about right now? Someone did a TikTok you don’t like?
Pry it out of my cold dead hands, you fetid cold sore.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump says the federal government should 'take over' the District of Columbia, backing GOP push in Congress.
February 20, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Pry it out of my cold dead hands, you fetid cold sore.
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Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
February 20, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Tyranny requires your fear, your silence, and your compliance.
Democracy requires your courage.
Democracy requires your courage.
I cannot go into the details but I can tell you that Amy Klobuchar is a feckless twit who won’t fight for you and shouldn’t be allowed near power beyond what she currently holds. She won’t fight because she thinks she might irritate some imaginary Republican who might help elect her president.
February 10, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I cannot go into the details but I can tell you that Amy Klobuchar is a feckless twit who won’t fight for you and shouldn’t be allowed near power beyond what she currently holds. She won’t fight because she thinks she might irritate some imaginary Republican who might help elect her president.
Stop. Please stop.
New on @athlonsports.bsky.social: Jalen Hurts was the Most Valuable Player of Super Bowl LIX. But he was not the most valuable person — that would be Eagles defensive coordinator Vic Fangio. And it wasn't even close. athlonsports.com/nfl/vic-fang...
Vic Fangio Was The Most Valuable Person of Super Bowl LIX
Jalen Hurts was the Most Valuable Player of Super Bowl LIX. But he was not the most valuable person — that would be Eagles defensive coordinator Vic Fangio.
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February 10, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Stop. Please stop.
Stop with the Vic Fangio shit. He runs the most vanilla defense imaginable but he is a good coach who gets the right people in the right places. He’s not a wizard. Also it’s nice to play a team that has tissue paper at both tackles.
February 10, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Stop with the Vic Fangio shit. He runs the most vanilla defense imaginable but he is a good coach who gets the right people in the right places. He’s not a wizard. Also it’s nice to play a team that has tissue paper at both tackles.
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Matt Taibbi has reached about 45% self-awareness
February 4, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Matt Taibbi has reached about 45% self-awareness
Well that’s helpful.
Crockett: I am tired of the white tears. When you compare me to Marjorie Taylor Greene or me to Lauren Boebert, there is no comparison. So the only people that are crying are the mediocre white boys that have been beaten out by people that historically have had to work so, so much harder
February 4, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Well that’s helpful.
People living where they live because they murdered or drove off everyone who was living there don’t want people populating the space without killing anyone to be Americans.
In a disgraceful act betraying millions of their own residents, Iowa, Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Idaho, Indiana, Kansas, Louisiana, Missouri, Mississippi, Montana, Nebraska, North Dakota, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Utah, and Wyoming all write to oppose birthright citizenship.
February 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
People living where they live because they murdered or drove off everyone who was living there don’t want people populating the space without killing anyone to be Americans.