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Headline writer doing Nancy dirty here I bet...
headline with pic of Nancy Pelosi says that she said it's unlikely there'll be a female US president in her lifetime. An arrow pointing at her has the label "85 yrs old".
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
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I dunno really what to think about my year 16 albums
a list of albums that came out in 1988, including the seminal "Operation: Mindcrime" by Queensryche.
November 17, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Dear @cnn - I know we give them human names, but please do not ascribe human motivations to weather events. How about “heading towards”? “May hit”? “Bermuda in their path”?
Screenshot of a cnn headline saying “Twin hurricanes….. targeting Bermuda”
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Apple is always focused on the convenience and efficiency of their interface for their users. Example: how they deal with blocked sources in their news app.
Screenshot od a blocked news source that shows the headline and the fact that the channel is blocked when really this should not appear in the UX at all whatsoever since I fucking BLOCKED it.
August 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
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Shouldn’t it be Tony Hawk(tm)’s Pro Skater(tm) 40 by now?
Screen cap cropped of just the words Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater 3+4
July 11, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Googled “Pennsylvania flag”
A screenshot of a Google search for “Pennsylvania flag”. The AI Overview has a picture to the right that is supposedly of the flag but in the center is a marijuana leaf instead of the actual contents of the flag.
June 24, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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America under siege!
June 19, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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At some points the left side of this thread looks like one of your suits, @pftompkins.bsky.social
June 4, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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House Republicans are a bunch of sanctimonious hypocritical thieves
June 3, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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I’d say General Jack D. Ripper, but he’s at least villain adjacent, so I choose these two goofballs.
George Clooney with a dirty face and attempted pomaded hair, in an old timey prison outfit, from the shoulders up. From O Brother Where Art Thou Randy Quaid standing on a red biplane gesticulating
June 3, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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May 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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#vibecoding
graphic that describes "Vibe Coding" as a series of arrows in groups. Each group of arrows has several that end in "Nope" and one that continues on to a new group of arrows. Signifying that Vibe Coding has a lot of dead ends that finally result in progress.
May 28, 2025 at 2:43 PM
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Not AI
May 16, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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Thanks for starting to hopefully give DC back our money, dickbags. Luckily all that’s left to do is count on the good nature of the House of Reprehencitives.

Oh and the shade thrown by Bowser’s Senate thank-you list… look who’s conspicuously not on there.
March 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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You gotta kinda feel like this is the only thing that will make them happy, right?
AI generated tilt-shifted image of a facsimile of the White House sitting pristine and undisturbed amidst the burning ruins of Washington DC. Pointing at the white house is a word-balloon with the text "Ah, that's better."
March 14, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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Cartoon Elon Musk in DOGE shirt and MAGA hat stands in front of a chart with a jagged line going down labeled “TSLA”. A word balloon points at him saying “Fiduciary responsi-what?”
March 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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AI generated cartoon of an anthropomorphic X telling a man “I bet you think you’re better than me” and he replies “I don’t think about you at all.”
March 11, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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AI Generated image of a hand-made sign by the side of a road. The sign says "Boston T Party" with an arrow pointing to the left. The T is the Tesla logo.
March 5, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I mean come on show some respect
Editorial cartoon. Volodymyr Zelenskyy looks at a man in a suit with a MAGA hat and a clown nose asking “Why don’t you wear a suit?” in the middle of a destroyed city.
March 2, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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I can only assume their base is eating this up.
Editorial cartoon. A man in a sweatshirt with a Ukrainian flag on it, presumably Volodomyr Zelenskiy, hangs from a cliff by the fingertips of one hand. Stepping on that hand is a giant foot in a dress shoe and dress pants. A word bubble says “Have you ever even said “thank you?””
March 1, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Estimates, amirite? SMH.
Cartoon. Top half is a miner telling a business guy it will take 2 more weeks to finish digging the tunnel. The image shows a half-finished tunnel ending a few feet before... a hidden rock! The bottom half shows the miner updating the estimate to reflect the fact that they just ran into a giant rock that they'll have to get through to finish the tunnel. His estimate is now 8 weeks.
February 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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Nonono… I shouldn’t…
February 20, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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Send this to your crush johnorama.com/temp/dmvalen...
Skull and crossbones with “Do Not click” on the forehead
February 15, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Chihuahua in a cone of shame stares mournfully down stairs it cannot descend
February 15, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Musk treats US Society like an IKEA flat pack
Editorial Cartoon. On the left, Elon Musk, wearing all black, including a black cap and a long black coat, stands with hands on hips. Above Elon's head is a speech bubble that says "Why were there so many extra parts?" He looks up at a huge, clockwork, complex, rickety steam-punk contraption with logs of gears, levers, rods, pistons, computers, and screens. The rickety machine is labeled United States. The machine is missing legs, and is quivering and smoking. It is on fire. Behind Elon An adorable little boy plays with various nuts, bolts, and gears scattered on the ground, labeled "Dept. of ED", "USAID", "FAA", "CDC", and"NOAA".
February 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM