J B
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You can know that your chicken is cooked when the juices run clear when you slice the chicken but don’t slice the chicken too early because you will lose the juices therefore only check by slicing when you know your chicken has been overcooked.
February 8, 2026 at 1:57 AM
You can know that your chicken is cooked when the juices run clear when you slice the chicken but don’t slice the chicken too early because you will lose the juices therefore only check by slicing when you know your chicken has been overcooked.
Reposted by J B
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 12:40 AM
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
Never attribute to incompetence what can be explained by cruelty.
February 4, 2026 at 3:09 PM
Never attribute to incompetence what can be explained by cruelty.
The Kennedy Center is, by congressional statute, the only memorial to John F Kennedy permitted in the city of Washington DC. You can read it in Public Law 88-260. It’s just a couple pages long. It’s not just a concert venue, it’s his memorial, like the Lincoln Memorial is for Abraham Lincoln.
February 2, 2026 at 1:05 AM
The Kennedy Center is, by congressional statute, the only memorial to John F Kennedy permitted in the city of Washington DC. You can read it in Public Law 88-260. It’s just a couple pages long. It’s not just a concert venue, it’s his memorial, like the Lincoln Memorial is for Abraham Lincoln.
When the lady at the front desk at the dmv asks “hi how you doin’”, she’s not being perfunctorily polite, she expects an answer. I don’t think she expects the truth, but she will ask you again until you get it, idiot, and say “I’m fine how are you”. Then you can get your number to wait in line.
January 24, 2026 at 7:22 PM
When the lady at the front desk at the dmv asks “hi how you doin’”, she’s not being perfunctorily polite, she expects an answer. I don’t think she expects the truth, but she will ask you again until you get it, idiot, and say “I’m fine how are you”. Then you can get your number to wait in line.
Every ChatGPT response should start with “It says here…” and end with “…but that’s from some guy named NumbNutz69, so take it with a grain of salt”
January 23, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Every ChatGPT response should start with “It says here…” and end with “…but that’s from some guy named NumbNutz69, so take it with a grain of salt”
StubHub tickets to Taskmaster Live have dropped precipitously from $600/ticket all the way down to $400/ticket!
January 18, 2026 at 9:41 PM
StubHub tickets to Taskmaster Live have dropped precipitously from $600/ticket all the way down to $400/ticket!
i dunno man, if you want it so bad, give everybody in Greenland $1,000,000 and see what happens. take it out of the defense budget. hell, we spend $56B before breakfast.
January 14, 2026 at 3:36 PM
i dunno man, if you want it so bad, give everybody in Greenland $1,000,000 and see what happens. take it out of the defense budget. hell, we spend $56B before breakfast.
Shiiiiiiiit. RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. :(
December 31, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Shiiiiiiiit. RIP Isiah Whitlock Jr. :(
Program that helps millions of people is too easy to scam. What to do? Obviously, cancel the program, duh.
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/a...
ACA subsidy fraud is 'rampant,' Republicans say. Some health policy experts disagree
The GOP is pointing to a new Government Accountability Office report on subsidy fraud to argue against extending enhanced ACA subsidies.
www.cnbc.com
December 18, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Program that helps millions of people is too easy to scam. What to do? Obviously, cancel the program, duh.
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/a...
www.cnbc.com/2025/12/16/a...
Headline writer doing Nancy dirty here I bet...
December 15, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Headline writer doing Nancy dirty here I bet...
Xmas movie update: the house has moved in from home alone, one of us finished Love Actually, and now we are in Mayja Weepa territory iykyk
December 13, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Xmas movie update: the house has moved in from home alone, one of us finished Love Actually, and now we are in Mayja Weepa territory iykyk
It’s World Computer Literacy Day, when we salute the nation’s proud tradition of not knowing where the Settings icon lives. Celebrate by showing your Mom how to close 47 identical browser tabs.
December 2, 2025 at 3:25 PM
It’s World Computer Literacy Day, when we salute the nation’s proud tradition of not knowing where the Settings icon lives. Celebrate by showing your Mom how to close 47 identical browser tabs.
"AI makes it easy to cheat on tests and papers"
Solution: Eliminate grades.
Solution: Eliminate grades.
A New Kind of Classroom: No Grades, No Failing, No Hurry (Published 2017)
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
"AI makes it easy to cheat on tests and papers"
Solution: Eliminate grades.
Solution: Eliminate grades.
Reposted by J B
Don’t forget to fire the bosses of the cops come next election.
June 15, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Don’t forget to fire the bosses of the cops come next election.
Hot take: I don’t care if you use a lapel mic like a handheld mic.
Much less stuff to carry and it’s phone-ready. Proximity effect makes it sound better and you need less gain than if it were clipped to your shirt. I do like it when you clip it to a pencil though, that looks more thoughtful.
Much less stuff to carry and it’s phone-ready. Proximity effect makes it sound better and you need less gain than if it were clipped to your shirt. I do like it when you clip it to a pencil though, that looks more thoughtful.
November 22, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Hot take: I don’t care if you use a lapel mic like a handheld mic.
Much less stuff to carry and it’s phone-ready. Proximity effect makes it sound better and you need less gain than if it were clipped to your shirt. I do like it when you clip it to a pencil though, that looks more thoughtful.
Much less stuff to carry and it’s phone-ready. Proximity effect makes it sound better and you need less gain than if it were clipped to your shirt. I do like it when you clip it to a pencil though, that looks more thoughtful.
One thing is certain
Nothing is here to stay
No matter how bad it's hurting
Even the stars go away
Nothing is here to stay
No matter how bad it's hurting
Even the stars go away
Die In A Fire, by Ménage À Garage
from the album The Demo EP
magrocks.bandcamp.com
November 17, 2025 at 4:33 PM
One thing is certain
Nothing is here to stay
No matter how bad it's hurting
Even the stars go away
Nothing is here to stay
No matter how bad it's hurting
Even the stars go away
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
November 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Good riddance to bad rubbish.
Everybody and their mother has a podcast these days. And you know what? That’s freakin’ great. Growing up I never had a talk radio station that tried to speak to me, and now I do. Hundreds of them.
November 2, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Everybody and their mother has a podcast these days. And you know what? That’s freakin’ great. Growing up I never had a talk radio station that tried to speak to me, and now I do. Hundreds of them.
Dear @cnn - I know we give them human names, but please do not ascribe human motivations to weather events. How about “heading towards”? “May hit”? “Bermuda in their path”?
October 1, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Dear @cnn - I know we give them human names, but please do not ascribe human motivations to weather events. How about “heading towards”? “May hit”? “Bermuda in their path”?
When I get purple last on Connections I feel like I’ve failed
September 30, 2025 at 1:53 PM
When I get purple last on Connections I feel like I’ve failed
The chorus of Swamp is really just David Byrne saying hi to his dog after being gone for five minutes
September 30, 2025 at 12:56 PM
The chorus of Swamp is really just David Byrne saying hi to his dog after being gone for five minutes
Apple is always focused on the convenience and efficiency of their interface for their users. Example: how they deal with blocked sources in their news app.
August 24, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Apple is always focused on the convenience and efficiency of their interface for their users. Example: how they deal with blocked sources in their news app.