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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORK—Noting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. “Even if you’re a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,” said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. “It’s probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when you’ll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and you’re nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden there’s an emergency, you’re really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.” Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
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April 7, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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Guantanamo Bay is going to become an awful lot more Japane- I mean Latin. Well at least it’s not like ICE is arresting native Americans or US Citizens… what’s that? Oh they are? Who could have foreseen this?
January 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
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Under no circumstances should you respect a nazi or defend a Nazi. At minimum they should be cast out of society and at maximum… well… use your imagination.
January 28, 2025 at 5:54 PM
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The Millionares and Billionaires of both parties are gonna cooperate to make sure the rich stay rich and the poor starve. And this include whoever your “favorite” rich person is.

(“Surely you don’t include _____! They’re one of the good ones”)
January 22, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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"My Autistic friends. How does it feel to know there's a portion of the country that thinks because we have a processing disorder, we would do a very well-known historical salute on "accident"cause we are socially awkwards pandas? Like we don't still have common sense and critical thinking skills."
January 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM