Them: “He’s probably texting other girls right now.”

Me: “Quiet, he’s playing his solo.”

My niece has recently become obsessed with putting socks on all of her plushies. When my brother sent the first pic, he apologized that the Rowlet I gave her for Christmas was not included (he was still in her bed from the night before). Today they made sure that his little feet were covered.

Last shift before the holidays 💰🦝🍃