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Robert Clarke-Chan
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A Throbbing Middle Finger to God
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a man wearing a green hat and a white shirt says i truly don 't know what 's happening
ALT: a man wearing a green hat and a white shirt says i truly don 't know what 's happening
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December 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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FUCK YEAH
September 23, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Motherfuckers out here trying to say we should fly flags half mast for Gaston like his whole life wasn’t gaslighting the village to kill people who read books.
September 18, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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NOT WITH *THAT* SWISS ROLL THEY SHOULDN’T
September 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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(cont.)
Crying (women only)
The sun
Faerie magic
Thinking about the Roman Empire
‘80s pop idol Tiffany
Air conditioning
The shape of your head as determined by phrenology
Big butts
Inability to lie
Other brothers denying
Cindy (she knows what she did)
Watching Bravo reality shows
September 5, 2025 at 11:15 PM
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Yeah. They managed to make something that’s racist about a wholly fictional species which is not something I ever realized was possible?
September 2, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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AEW attracts very specific weirdos, which is why I love it so.
August 15, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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I just got to the Time episode - which I don’t remember from the books? - and got some wild “the Author Figuring Shit Out” vibes.
July 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM