Robert Clarke-Chan
@999rpms.bsky.social
A Throbbing Middle Finger to God
Full patriot mode at the Northridge No Kings
October 18, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Full patriot mode at the Northridge No Kings
At the Northridge No Kings protest. Kid made his own sign. Despite being in full agreement with the sentiment, for a number of reasons we asked that he redact the f-bombs.
October 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
At the Northridge No Kings protest. Kid made his own sign. Despite being in full agreement with the sentiment, for a number of reasons we asked that he redact the f-bombs.
“We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square.”
-some orange dipshit, earlier this year
-some orange dipshit, earlier this year
October 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
“We will never waver in safeguarding the right to religious liberty, upholding the dignity of life, and protecting God in our public square.”
-some orange dipshit, earlier this year
-some orange dipshit, earlier this year
Real talk? GWAR *not* disemboweling a sitting president is waaaaaaay more of an insult.
Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?
Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?
September 23, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Real talk? GWAR *not* disemboweling a sitting president is waaaaaaay more of an insult.
Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?
Also, this is my first time hearing about Libs of TikTok - who, I guess, makes a living doing this? Is there a term for people who are career trolls? Rage engineers? Vex workers? Post-itutes?
Foolproof way for Israel to get everyone’s mind off of all that genocide: Host a Wrestlemania! They could replace the steel cage with an Iron Dome, they could have a Money in the West Bank match. What fun!
Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.
Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.
September 19, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Foolproof way for Israel to get everyone’s mind off of all that genocide: Host a Wrestlemania! They could replace the steel cage with an Iron Dome, they could have a Money in the West Bank match. What fun!
Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.
Now, is $250 million a lot to pay WWE to whitewash war crimes? Dunno - ask Saudi Arabia.
Dang. Homie's lost it.
September 18, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Dang. Homie's lost it.
Question for the parents: Is it considered child abuse to cancel Disney Plus? Because they just pulled Kimmel off the air indefinitely for saying some real innocuous shit.
September 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Question for the parents: Is it considered child abuse to cancel Disney Plus? Because they just pulled Kimmel off the air indefinitely for saying some real innocuous shit.
It’s appalling that the gang warfare of these white savages has spilled over into polite society. If these ignorant children want to keep killing each other, they should go back to the Caucasus mountains where they came from.
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
It’s appalling that the gang warfare of these white savages has spilled over into polite society. If these ignorant children want to keep killing each other, they should go back to the Caucasus mountains where they came from.
This white-on-white violence is out of control. Remember when we could go to go to school without the fear of being caught in the crossfire of a Turning Point/Groyper shooting? Why aren’t the police doing more about these out of control gangs?
September 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
This white-on-white violence is out of control. Remember when we could go to go to school without the fear of being caught in the crossfire of a Turning Point/Groyper shooting? Why aren’t the police doing more about these out of control gangs?
Charlie Kirk didn't die because of the bullet. He died largely because of a drug overdose.
September 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Charlie Kirk didn't die because of the bullet. He died largely because of a drug overdose.
THINGS RFK JR. BELIEVES CAUSE AUTISM
Vaccines
Aspirin
Voting for Democrats
Scary movies
Crossing your legs
Cardboard boxes
Scary Movie
Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass”
Washing your hands
Scary Movie 3
Alligators
Crying (men only)
Not crying (women only)
Vaccines
Aspirin
Voting for Democrats
Scary movies
Crossing your legs
Cardboard boxes
Scary Movie
Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass”
Washing your hands
Scary Movie 3
Alligators
Crying (men only)
Not crying (women only)
September 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
THINGS RFK JR. BELIEVES CAUSE AUTISM
Vaccines
Aspirin
Voting for Democrats
Scary movies
Crossing your legs
Cardboard boxes
Scary Movie
Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass”
Washing your hands
Scary Movie 3
Alligators
Crying (men only)
Not crying (women only)
Vaccines
Aspirin
Voting for Democrats
Scary movies
Crossing your legs
Cardboard boxes
Scary Movie
Being an “uppity bitch just because someone says you have a nice ass”
Washing your hands
Scary Movie 3
Alligators
Crying (men only)
Not crying (women only)
Do you think rappers who are in the closet about loving cops have, like, a secret code? Do they call themselves Friends of O’Malley? Do they have to come out to their grandparents and explain why the cop that sicced dogs on them in the ‘60s were decent people, actually?
September 5, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Do you think rappers who are in the closet about loving cops have, like, a secret code? Do they call themselves Friends of O’Malley? Do they have to come out to their grandparents and explain why the cop that sicced dogs on them in the ‘60s were decent people, actually?
HOLY SHIT this episode of Strange New Worlds is like if ‘80s SNL did a 60-minute sketch about autistic people.
I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.
I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.
September 2, 2025 at 5:23 AM
HOLY SHIT this episode of Strange New Worlds is like if ‘80s SNL did a 60-minute sketch about autistic people.
I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.
I know posting opinions about Trek online is kind of like driving a coal-burning Cybertruck through a living room full of orphans, but gottDAMN I haven’t seen an ep this bad in years.
Me, when I see someone NOT wearing a Hawaiian shirt at this Weird Al concert:
a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park .
ALT: a man in a trench coat and tie is standing in front of trees in a park .
media.tenor.com
August 31, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Me, when I see someone NOT wearing a Hawaiian shirt at this Weird Al concert:
Honestly, this won’t affect my life in the least. If ever there were a restaurant giving “We Would Bring Back Slavery if We Could,” it’s fucking Cracker Barrel.
August 29, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Honestly, this won’t affect my life in the least. If ever there were a restaurant giving “We Would Bring Back Slavery if We Could,” it’s fucking Cracker Barrel.
TIL the first renaissance faire took place on Vineland near Ventura. The land is now a building full of $2000 studios next to a Ralphs. I can’t imagine anything more Los Angeles than that.
August 16, 2025 at 5:03 AM
TIL the first renaissance faire took place on Vineland near Ventura. The land is now a building full of $2000 studios next to a Ralphs. I can’t imagine anything more Los Angeles than that.
Old and Busted: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the books
The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman
Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it.
The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman
Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it.
July 27, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Old and Busted: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the books
The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman
Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it.
The Nü Hottness: watching The Sandman on Netflix and comparing it to the weird shit we now know about Neil Gaiman
Biographical criticism is the Gossip Girl of literary academia and I love it.
CBS fires Colbert and, two days later, they get their merger. I would’ve waited at least a week so it wasn’t as obvious that this was a straight up bribe - but I guess that’s why I’m not a convicted felon.
www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...
www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...
FCC approves Paramount's $8 billion deal with Skydance, capping months of turmoil
The stamp of approval from the Federal Communications Commission comes after months of turmoil revolving around President Donald Trump’s legal battle with “60 Minutes,” the crown jewel of Paramount-ow...
www.pbs.org
July 25, 2025 at 12:13 AM
CBS fires Colbert and, two days later, they get their merger. I would’ve waited at least a week so it wasn’t as obvious that this was a straight up bribe - but I guess that’s why I’m not a convicted felon.
www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...
www.pbs.org/newshour/eco...
He should probably quit while he’s ahead
July 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
He should probably quit while he’s ahead
Merry 4th everyone! I’m celebrating my independence from Knowing Is Half the Podcast* by guesting on another podcast! Have a listen!
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* I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend
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* I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend
All new COLLEGE TOWN❗️feat. Sydney Steinberg & @999rpms.bsky.social!
Hosted by Jan & Beebo (Seth Morris!) Mommy issues!? Jerky bitches!? A corgi for Jan!?!?
Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social exclusively for @cbbworld.bsky.social
www.comedybangbangworld.com
Hosted by Jan & Beebo (Seth Morris!) Mommy issues!? Jerky bitches!? A corgi for Jan!?!?
Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social exclusively for @cbbworld.bsky.social
www.comedybangbangworld.com
July 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Merry 4th everyone! I’m celebrating my independence from Knowing Is Half the Podcast* by guesting on another podcast! Have a listen!
_________
* I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend
_________
* I will resume my co-dependent 9-year relationship with KIHTP after the three-day weekend
Four score and 28 months ago (9 years), us fathers (and a mother) brought forth, on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in inebriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all cartoons are created equal. Which doesn’t explain why some of them are so gawdawful, but you gotta start somewhere.
July 4, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Four score and 28 months ago (9 years), us fathers (and a mother) brought forth, on this continent, a new podcast, conceived in inebriety, and dedicated to the proposition that all cartoons are created equal. Which doesn’t explain why some of them are so gawdawful, but you gotta start somewhere.
OMG after fully not being able handle rewatching Battlestar Galactica for years now, we finally started the miniseries and there’s a scene where Helo calls Gaius Baltar one of the greatest scientific minds of the colonies AND HOLY SHIT HE’S 100% ELON MUSK. Ron Moore fucking knew. HE KNEW.
June 29, 2025 at 5:00 AM
OMG after fully not being able handle rewatching Battlestar Galactica for years now, we finally started the miniseries and there’s a scene where Helo calls Gaius Baltar one of the greatest scientific minds of the colonies AND HOLY SHIT HE’S 100% ELON MUSK. Ron Moore fucking knew. HE KNEW.
Bin Laden had intel that the US was days away from developing photon torpedo tech in the WTC … but y’all ain’t ready for how nuanced *my* take is.
June 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Bin Laden had intel that the US was days away from developing photon torpedo tech in the WTC … but y’all ain’t ready for how nuanced *my* take is.
Watching Bourdain on Iran (Parts Unknown S4e6 on Max) and what surprises aren’t the differences, but the similarities. Repressive religion, roving gangs of plainclothes militias, people being disappeared. Is Trump bombing Iran because he’s afraid of Israel or just jealous of Iran’s police state?
June 22, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Watching Bourdain on Iran (Parts Unknown S4e6 on Max) and what surprises aren’t the differences, but the similarities. Repressive religion, roving gangs of plainclothes militias, people being disappeared. Is Trump bombing Iran because he’s afraid of Israel or just jealous of Iran’s police state?