9000UK – Independent Creator
@9000uk.bsky.social
Independent Artist | Creator of AbsurdCore 🎭
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
A surreal rally of hens and roosters demanding equal egg rights in an AbsurdCore dawn.
November 28, 2025 at 1:46 AM
A surreal rally of hens and roosters demanding equal egg rights in an AbsurdCore dawn.
A surreal connection of sacred symbols and digital devotion as heaven scrolls and holy bars light the sky.
November 28, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A surreal connection of sacred symbols and digital devotion as heaven scrolls and holy bars light the sky.
A surreal dining moment with floating roast, spectral guests and AbsurdCore humour woven into a haunted meal.
November 27, 2025 at 12:50 AM
A surreal dining moment with floating roast, spectral guests and AbsurdCore humour woven into a haunted meal.
A surreal philosophy of carton rows, dripping truth and AbsurdCore enlightenment in leaking yolk.
November 27, 2025 at 12:36 AM
A surreal philosophy of carton rows, dripping truth and AbsurdCore enlightenment in leaking yolk.
A surreal Easter rock moment where the bunny shreds carrot strings, eggs explode and distortion lights the meadow.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A surreal Easter rock moment where the bunny shreds carrot strings, eggs explode and distortion lights the meadow.
A surreal afterlife caught in customer support, where revival is overdue and faith waits behind static tones.
November 27, 2025 at 12:04 AM
A surreal afterlife caught in customer support, where revival is overdue and faith waits behind static tones.
A surreal loop of dawning regret, golden haze, yolky dreams and a second hatching that defies meaning.
November 26, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A surreal loop of dawning regret, golden haze, yolky dreams and a second hatching that defies meaning.
Track five from My Easter Songs Do Not Make Sense. A surreal run through grassy echoes, voids in bloom and AbsurdCore confusion where the rabbit leaps beyond sense.
November 26, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Track five from My Easter Songs Do Not Make Sense. A surreal run through grassy echoes, voids in bloom and AbsurdCore confusion where the rabbit leaps beyond sense.
A surreal pastry cult of hidden marks, currant spies and sweet Easter theology. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
A surreal pastry cult of hidden marks, currant spies and sweet Easter theology. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A surreal sacred skate session where faith grinds rails, angels film tricks and redemption spins in chaotic flips. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 25, 2025 at 11:46 PM
A surreal sacred skate session where faith grinds rails, angels film tricks and redemption spins in chaotic flips. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A pastel supernova filled with cosmic eggs, golden meltdowns and surreal Easter rebirth. Absurd Core atmosphere across the universe.
November 25, 2025 at 11:30 PM
A pastel supernova filled with cosmic eggs, golden meltdowns and surreal Easter rebirth. Absurd Core atmosphere across the universe.
A surreal Easter concept album filled with melting sweetness, playful distortion and Absurd Core springtime chaos.
November 25, 2025 at 11:16 PM
A surreal Easter concept album filled with melting sweetness, playful distortion and Absurd Core springtime chaos.
A Halloween world where logic fades, masks debate and songs drift into deliberate nonsense. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 25, 2025 at 12:40 AM
A Halloween world where logic fades, masks debate and songs drift into deliberate nonsense. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A northern Halloween full of chaos, rain, poltergeists and candy storms drifting across Rochdale. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 25, 2025 at 12:22 AM
A northern Halloween full of chaos, rain, poltergeists and candy storms drifting across Rochdale. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A corporate werewolf excelling through lunar ambition, confident howls and surreal professionalism. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
A corporate werewolf excelling through lunar ambition, confident howls and surreal professionalism. Absurd Core atmosphere.
An undead holiday filled with melting sunburns, musical escapes and supernatural relaxation. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
An undead holiday filled with melting sunburns, musical escapes and supernatural relaxation. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A monster seeks emotional clarity through absurd therapy full of sparks, exploding notes and stitched feelings. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 24, 2025 at 11:20 PM
A monster seeks emotional clarity through absurd therapy full of sparks, exploding notes and stitched feelings. Absurd Core atmosphere.
An afterlife rollerblading scene filled with ghostly speed, skeleton DJs and flickering halos. Absurd Core energy throughout.
November 24, 2025 at 11:00 PM
An afterlife rollerblading scene filled with ghostly speed, skeleton DJs and flickering halos. Absurd Core energy throughout.
A midnight kitchen full of plotting pickles, mouldy cheese monarchs and chanting cereal. Absurd Core snack rebellion rising.
November 23, 2025 at 9:38 PM
A midnight kitchen full of plotting pickles, mouldy cheese monarchs and chanting cereal. Absurd Core snack rebellion rising.
A cosmic tale of moonlight, glowing cats and whisker comets drifting through surreal space. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
A cosmic tale of moonlight, glowing cats and whisker comets drifting through surreal space. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A haunted dishwasher singing through bubbles, steam and sorrow. Spectral rinse cycles define this Absurd Core kitchen nightmare.
November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A haunted dishwasher singing through bubbles, steam and sorrow. Spectral rinse cycles define this Absurd Core kitchen nightmare.
A chaotic magical support line with hex delays, potion errors and enchanted misdirection. Absurd Core storytelling.
November 23, 2025 at 8:44 PM
A chaotic magical support line with hex delays, potion errors and enchanted misdirection. Absurd Core storytelling.
A fashion scene where decay becomes vogue and a zombie model in a turtleneck steals the spotlight with undead confidence.
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
A fashion scene where decay becomes vogue and a zombie model in a turtleneck steals the spotlight with undead confidence.
A haunted digital world where connections flicker with ghosts, passwords scream and spectral lag controls the night. Absurd Core atmosphere.
November 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
A haunted digital world where connections flicker with ghosts, passwords scream and spectral lag controls the night. Absurd Core atmosphere.
A surreal tale of a vampire who forgets his purpose, loses his craving and fades into dawn with fangless innocence.
November 23, 2025 at 7:34 PM
A surreal tale of a vampire who forgets his purpose, loses his craving and fades into dawn with fangless innocence.