9000UK – Independent Creator
@9000uk.bsky.social
Independent Artist | Creator of AbsurdCore 🎭
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
Rap, Pop, Rock, Blues, Gospel, Reggae & More 🎶
Over 1,100 tracks released – 100% DIY.
Proud PRS & Ivors Academy member.
“PowerPoint Ate My Brain” by 9000UK is a satirical AbsurdCore reflection on modern digital culture — where structure collapses and meaning melts in pixel rain.
November 14, 2025 at 12:04 AM
“PowerPoint Ate My Brain” by 9000UK is a satirical AbsurdCore reflection on modern digital culture — where structure collapses and meaning melts in pixel rain.
9000UK delivers “Blessings in My Life – Reggae of Gratitude,” a soulful message of thankfulness and connection through warm reggae rhythm and heartfelt lyrics.
November 13, 2025 at 3:20 AM
9000UK delivers “Blessings in My Life – Reggae of Gratitude,” a soulful message of thankfulness and connection through warm reggae rhythm and heartfelt lyrics.
“Start the Change” by 9000UK redefines leadership — from fame to faith, from power to purpose. An inspiring pop track that calls for empathy and action.
November 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
“Start the Change” by 9000UK redefines leadership — from fame to faith, from power to purpose. An inspiring pop track that calls for empathy and action.
“Outstanding Music” by 9000UK is an indie anthem to honest creation. A reminder that words, not fame, shape true music.
November 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
“Outstanding Music” by 9000UK is an indie anthem to honest creation. A reminder that words, not fame, shape true music.
“Whiteboard in Rebellion” by 9000UK challenges the structure of learning with absurd rhythm and rebellion. The classroom becomes a stage, and the whiteboard its defiant voice.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 AM
“Whiteboard in Rebellion” by 9000UK challenges the structure of learning with absurd rhythm and rebellion. The classroom becomes a stage, and the whiteboard its defiant voice.
“Whiteboard in Rebellion” by 9000UK challenges the structure of learning with absurd rhythm and rebellion. The classroom becomes a stage, and the whiteboard its defiant voice.
November 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“Whiteboard in Rebellion” by 9000UK challenges the structure of learning with absurd rhythm and rebellion. The classroom becomes a stage, and the whiteboard its defiant voice.
“Not a Promise” by 9000UK is a meditation on gratitude and divine rhythm. Each lyric reminds us to live present, love pure, and thank creation for another sunrise.
November 10, 2025 at 11:14 PM
“Not a Promise” by 9000UK is a meditation on gratitude and divine rhythm. Each lyric reminds us to live present, love pure, and thank creation for another sunrise.
“Sound of Waves” by 9000UK is a tribute to the harmony between man and nature. Reggae poetry and ocean energy combine to celebrate life’s rhythm and divine peace.
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
“Sound of Waves” by 9000UK is a tribute to the harmony between man and nature. Reggae poetry and ocean energy combine to celebrate life’s rhythm and divine peace.
The title track from 9000UK’s My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense closes the album with self-reflection, irony, and conceptual depth — AbsurdCore at its purest.
November 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The title track from 9000UK’s My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense closes the album with self-reflection, irony, and conceptual depth — AbsurdCore at its purest.
Track 14 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “The Audience Left Early” by 9000UK captures the quiet after fame, when art becomes echo and applause fades into nothing.
November 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Track 14 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “The Audience Left Early” by 9000UK captures the quiet after fame, when art becomes echo and applause fades into nothing.
Track 13 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Keeping Up with the Existentials” turns philosophy into AbsurdCore pop theatre. A satirical vision of intellect turned into entertainment.
November 9, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Track 13 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Keeping Up with the Existentials” turns philosophy into AbsurdCore pop theatre. A satirical vision of intellect turned into entertainment.
Track 12 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Ad Break in the Apocalypse” captures 9000UK’s darkly comic AbsurdCore critique of media, branding, and monetised chaos.
November 9, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Track 12 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Ad Break in the Apocalypse” captures 9000UK’s darkly comic AbsurdCore critique of media, branding, and monetised chaos.
Track 11 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Deleted Scene from My Life” by 9000UK reflects on the erasure of authenticity and the cost of curating existence in the digital age.
November 9, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Track 11 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Deleted Scene from My Life” by 9000UK reflects on the erasure of authenticity and the cost of curating existence in the digital age.
Track 10 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Streaming from the Afterlife” sees 9000UK fuse satire, philosophy and sound design into a surreal AbsurdCore reflection on digital immortality.
November 9, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Track 10 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Streaming from the Afterlife” sees 9000UK fuse satire, philosophy and sound design into a surreal AbsurdCore reflection on digital immortality.
Track 9 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Confession Booth Couture” is 9000UK’s AbsurdCore statement on faith as fashion and forgiveness as performance.
November 9, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Track 9 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Confession Booth Couture” is 9000UK’s AbsurdCore statement on faith as fashion and forgiveness as performance.
Track 8 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Talent Show for the Dead” is 9000UK’s AbsurdCore meditation on fame, immortality and the absurd spectacle of performance after life ends.
November 9, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Track 8 from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Talent Show for the Dead” is 9000UK’s AbsurdCore meditation on fame, immortality and the absurd spectacle of performance after life ends.
Track 7 from 9000UK’s My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Selfie with the End of Time” blends AbsurdCore humour, chaos and reflection on digital vanity at the end of everything.
November 9, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Track 7 from 9000UK’s My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Selfie with the End of Time” blends AbsurdCore humour, chaos and reflection on digital vanity at the end of everything.
Track 6 from 9000UK’s AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Producer of Nothing” explores control, narrative editing and illusion through sonic satire.
November 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Track 6 from 9000UK’s AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Producer of Nothing” explores control, narrative editing and illusion through sonic satire.
9000UK’s “The Influencer Vanished” (Track 5) from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense explores digital illusion, fame and the AbsurdCore poetry of disappearing in plain sight.
November 9, 2025 at 6:44 PM
9000UK’s “The Influencer Vanished” (Track 5) from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense explores digital illusion, fame and the AbsurdCore poetry of disappearing in plain sight.
9000UK’s “Karaoke Apocalypse” (Track 4) from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense — AbsurdCore chaos exploring fame, irony and the absurd theatre of modern music.
November 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
9000UK’s “Karaoke Apocalypse” (Track 4) from My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense — AbsurdCore chaos exploring fame, irony and the absurd theatre of modern music.
Track 3 from 9000UK’s AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Big Brother Ate My Data” dives into satire, algorithms and the illusion of digital freedom.
November 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Track 3 from 9000UK’s AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Big Brother Ate My Data” dives into satire, algorithms and the illusion of digital freedom.
Track 2 from 9000UK’s new AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Love Island of the Mind” dives deep into satire, spectacle and surreal sound.
November 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Track 2 from 9000UK’s new AbsurdCore album My Reality Show Songs Do Not Make Sense – “Love Island of the Mind” dives deep into satire, spectacle and surreal sound.
9000UK’s “The Camera Blinked First” captures the AbsurdCore essence of digital fame and fractured authenticity — a surreal blend of irony, rhythm and art.
November 9, 2025 at 4:42 PM
9000UK’s “The Camera Blinked First” captures the AbsurdCore essence of digital fame and fractured authenticity — a surreal blend of irony, rhythm and art.
9000UK’s “Feel the Love” brings reggae warmth and soul to life — a feel-good anthem about gratitude, peace and human connection.
November 9, 2025 at 3:42 PM
9000UK’s “Feel the Love” brings reggae warmth and soul to life — a feel-good anthem about gratitude, peace and human connection.
9000UK’s “Echoes of Eternity” merges orchestral strength and choral beauty into a cinematic theme about destiny, courage and timeless echoes of the human spirit.
November 9, 2025 at 3:50 AM
9000UK’s “Echoes of Eternity” merges orchestral strength and choral beauty into a cinematic theme about destiny, courage and timeless echoes of the human spirit.