Darcy
@8bitmeowdotmp3.bsky.social
Wordsmith. Halloweenist. Cinephile. Ailurophile. Zythophile. Misanthrope. I’m into retro nostalgia and horror media.
Let’s get weird.
Let’s get weird.
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Darcy
@8bitmeowdotmp3.bsky.social
· Mar 4
I wrestled with the weight of choosing a “theme” for this account before concluding that the pendulum will swing wildly & with reckless abandon from my frivolous interests to my political views. Enjoy the ride or enjoy fucking off, I guess.
78 days until Halloween.
August 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
78 days until Halloween.
If I didn’t have crippling social anxiety, I would start a support group for people who suffered childhood exposure to Christopher Lloyd’s severed fucking head when that ‘87 episode of Amazing Stories aired. I don’t hear about it often, or really at all, but Jesus Christ. I think about that a lot.
August 13, 2025 at 5:13 AM
If I didn’t have crippling social anxiety, I would start a support group for people who suffered childhood exposure to Christopher Lloyd’s severed fucking head when that ‘87 episode of Amazing Stories aired. I don’t hear about it often, or really at all, but Jesus Christ. I think about that a lot.
Might as well share some seasonal miscellanea from around the house as something vaguely resembling a Halloween countdown. Bonus if it serves as a slight distraction from the *gestures vaguely and at everything* totalitarian hellscape. 79 to go.
August 13, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Might as well share some seasonal miscellanea from around the house as something vaguely resembling a Halloween countdown. Bonus if it serves as a slight distraction from the *gestures vaguely and at everything* totalitarian hellscape. 79 to go.
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Rejoice, for the King has returned! 🐰💀
April 18, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Rejoice, for the King has returned! 🐰💀
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This Billy Madison reboot sucks shit.
March 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
This Billy Madison reboot sucks shit.
Ah, yes. Ronald McDonald: The Great Purveyor of Salt, Grease, and *checks notes* Personal Hygiene. #nostalgia #junkfood
McDonald's really tested the limits of what qualifies as a Happy Meal toy with "Feeling Good" - Toothbrushes, a comb, a sponge, a soap dish... (1985)
March 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Ah, yes. Ronald McDonald: The Great Purveyor of Salt, Grease, and *checks notes* Personal Hygiene. #nostalgia #junkfood
I wrestled with the weight of choosing a “theme” for this account before concluding that the pendulum will swing wildly & with reckless abandon from my frivolous interests to my political views. Enjoy the ride or enjoy fucking off, I guess.
March 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
I wrestled with the weight of choosing a “theme” for this account before concluding that the pendulum will swing wildly & with reckless abandon from my frivolous interests to my political views. Enjoy the ride or enjoy fucking off, I guess.
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I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
March 4, 2025 at 4:48 PM
I think it's important to remember, with everything extremely fucked up and dumb right now, that at the root of it, fuck fuck fucking fucking fuck.
Peep these almost-too-perfect #snowflakes that my kid caught today. Pretty rad, huh?
February 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Peep these almost-too-perfect #snowflakes that my kid caught today. Pretty rad, huh?
This #cat is an absolute goddamn menace to society. He should have gnarly devil horns instead of crumpled whiskers. Related: I am so, so very tired.
February 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
This #cat is an absolute goddamn menace to society. He should have gnarly devil horns instead of crumpled whiskers. Related: I am so, so very tired.
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I *love* when older people do bold shit because it reminds you that age is not a shackle that binds you to your past.
February 13, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I *love* when older people do bold shit because it reminds you that age is not a shackle that binds you to your past.
If you see this, post a gif from your favorite movie!
February 13, 2025 at 2:27 PM
If you see this, post a gif from your favorite movie!
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🎵 Splish splash, I was touchin’ some grass 🎵 Took my chronically online ass on a walk in the woods today. Saw squirrels and trees and waterfalls. Much needed. Overall rad. 10/10. #gooutside
February 8, 2025 at 12:33 AM
🎵 Splish splash, I was touchin’ some grass 🎵 Took my chronically online ass on a walk in the woods today. Saw squirrels and trees and waterfalls. Much needed. Overall rad. 10/10. #gooutside
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When they say that community will help us overcome, this is what they mean.
Obviously.
Obviously.
Asked our neighbor to grab a package from our front door while we were away. He replied “I got a package you can grab.”
We have good neighbors.
We have good neighbors.
February 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When they say that community will help us overcome, this is what they mean.
Obviously.
Obviously.
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Sure, the Hamburglar might be a little creepy, but having a swingset is always better than no swingset at all (1981)
January 21, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Sure, the Hamburglar might be a little creepy, but having a swingset is always better than no swingset at all (1981)
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Doomscroll rest area. Join me in admiring these palm-sized pumpkins that are still thriving in my living room. Resilient bastards. May we all be so lucky.
January 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Doomscroll rest area. Join me in admiring these palm-sized pumpkins that are still thriving in my living room. Resilient bastards. May we all be so lucky.
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I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
i don't want to hear your most boomer complaint. what's your most millennial complaint?
January 15, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I don’t want to make a fuckin account to use my toaster. I don’t want to fuckin subscribe to software. I don’t want to create a fuckin profile to watch TV. I don’t want to fuckin register my whatever to unlock whatever. I don’t want to download a fuckin app to access anything. Death to new logins
I realize I’ve done virtually nothing with this account in the week that I’ve had it, so here’s Billiam, who never ceases to look like a well-loved childhood stuffed animal that went through the washer and dryer despite having a tag that said “Surface clean only.”
January 16, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I realize I’ve done virtually nothing with this account in the week that I’ve had it, so here’s Billiam, who never ceases to look like a well-loved childhood stuffed animal that went through the washer and dryer despite having a tag that said “Surface clean only.”
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Rumor has it that this 1991 Real Ghostbusters Happy Meal Slimer horn makes your bike much faster
January 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Rumor has it that this 1991 Real Ghostbusters Happy Meal Slimer horn makes your bike much faster
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg, medical pioneer who received the world's first experimental rat penis transplant, announced today that the social media juggernaut would stop fact checking.
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January 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Mark Zuckerberg, Recipient of World's First Rat Penis Transplant, Announces Meta Will Stop Fact Checking
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