Mike Behrmann
@8-behr.bsky.social
DFIR, DE&TH, and CTI professional. Former USIC. Shameless LoTR meme proliferator.
Everybody gangsta until their home air conditioning spontaneously breaks down at 930pm in mid August
a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face .
ALT: a woman is holding her head with her hands and making a surprised face .
media.tenor.com
August 12, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Everybody gangsta until their home air conditioning spontaneously breaks down at 930pm in mid August
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Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
TALLAHASSEE, FL—Perplexed that the Department of Justice had chosen a setting with such strange decor to ask her about Jeffrey Epstein’s co-conspirators, Ghislaine Maxwell confirmed Thursday that she ...
theonion.com
July 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Ghislaine Maxwell Can’t Help But Notice Interview Room Covered In Plastic Sheeting
What could go wrong?
The Spanish government is using Huawei to manage and store judicially authorized wiretaps in the country used by both law enforcement and intelligence services, despite concerns about how the Chinese government could compel Huawei to assist Beijing with its own intelligence activities.
Spain awards Huawei contracts to manage intelligence agency wiretaps
Huawei will manage and store judicially authorized wiretaps in Spain, under a contract that bucks the trend of Western governments restricting use of the Chinese tech company's products and services.
therecord.media
July 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What could go wrong?
Reposted by Mike Behrmann
“The University of Michigan is using private, undercover investigators to surveil pro-Palestinian campus groups, including trailing them on and off campus, furtively recording them and eavesdropping on their conversations…”
University of Michigan using undercover investigators to surveil student Gaza protesters
Revealed: security trailing students on and off campus as video shows investigator faking disability when confronted
www.theguardian.com
June 6, 2025 at 11:26 AM
“The University of Michigan is using private, undercover investigators to surveil pro-Palestinian campus groups, including trailing them on and off campus, furtively recording them and eavesdropping on their conversations…”
Thomas Hammes rn (probably)
June 3, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Thomas Hammes rn (probably)
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Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.
'Homegrowns are next:' Trump hopes to deport and jail U.S. citizens abroad
Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.
www.npr.org
April 16, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Trump hopes to deport and imprison U.S. citizens abroad. Critics say the concept is unconstitutional and dangerous.
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Dark times call for reckless purchases.
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April 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Dark times call for reckless purchases.
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Three convictions, three guilty pleas. Inside the “minions” spy cell and Russia’s push to develop espionage freelancers. warontherocks.com/2025/04/puti...
Putin’s Spies for Hire: What the U.K.’s Biggest Espionage Trial Revealed about Kremlin Tactics in Wartime Europe - War on the Rocks
In early 2023, in the sleepy English seaside town of Great Yarmouth, a covert operation was quietly revving into gear. Second-hand Chryslers and a
warontherocks.com
April 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
Three convictions, three guilty pleas. Inside the “minions” spy cell and Russia’s push to develop espionage freelancers. warontherocks.com/2025/04/puti...
Had no idea we had a prop plane like this in our arsenal. Video helped it make sense.
www.af.mil
April 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Had no idea we had a prop plane like this in our arsenal. Video helped it make sense.
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Russia was paying you for commentary as recently as last year.
April 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Russia was paying you for commentary as recently as last year.
Damn lol 👀
Jesus Christ's return has better odds than a 2025 White Sox playoff run
But can he hit a curveball?
ftw.usatoday.com
April 4, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Damn lol 👀
“It’s the ol’ [Dulles B gate] two-step, Jack.”
April 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
“It’s the ol’ [Dulles B gate] two-step, Jack.”
Good read
I think trump has a kind of neo-feudal yet multipolar view of global order that probably explains a lot of the canada greenland stuff
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newrepublic.com/article/1933...
April 1, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Good read
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“We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Pete Hegseth
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Pete Hegseth Calls For Steep Cuts To Number Of Steps In AA Recovery
WASHINGTON—Lambasting the current program as wasteful, bloated, and entirely unnecessary, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth called for steep cuts Monday to the number of steps in the Alcoholics Anonymous recovery model. “We must cut through the red tape bogging down what could be a far more efficient AA,” said Hegseth, who slammed the 12-step program as […]
theonion.com
April 1, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Like planned missile strike deets in a Cabinet level group chat?
H.R.2136
SHRED Act of 2025
SPONSOR: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R), FL-13
№ CO-SPONSORS: 1
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-03-14 Referred to the House Committee on the ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
SHRED Act of 2025
SPONSOR: Rep. Anna Paulina Luna (R), FL-13
№ CO-SPONSORS: 1
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-03-14 Referred to the House Committee on the ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
April 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Like planned missile strike deets in a Cabinet level group chat?
What a weird flex by the US State Dept
March 31, 2025 at 4:02 PM
What a weird flex by the US State Dept
Viagra Boys — The Bog Body (Official Video)
YouTube video by viagra boys
youtu.be
March 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Last I checked lie detector results weren’t admissible in court
US defence staff could face lie detector tests in probe into leaks after Musk Pentagon visit
US defence staff could face lie detector tests in probe into leaks after Musk Pentagon visit
US defence department workers could face lie detector tests as the Pentagon investigates alleged leaks of national security information.
news.sky.com
March 23, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Last I checked lie detector results weren’t admissible in court
Excellent point by @andreisoldatov.bsky.social
“Given the Trump administration’s skepticism toward NATO and the defense of its transatlantic allies, a U.S.-Russian agreement could increase Moscow’s willingness to launch unconventional attacks in Europe,” warn @andreisoldatov.bsky.social and Irina Borogan.
Arsonist, Killer, Saboteur, Spy
While Trump courts him, Putin is escalating Russia’s hybrid war against the West.
www.foreignaffairs.com
March 20, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Excellent point by @andreisoldatov.bsky.social
Turns out, information manipulation is a real problem for Canada too.
Explore @dfrlab.bsky.social's review of Canada’s 2025 Public Inquiry into Foreign Interference as we assess the potential impact of foreign interference on Canada's elections 🇨🇦
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#CanadaElections2025
Explore @dfrlab.bsky.social's review of Canada’s 2025 Public Inquiry into Foreign Interference as we assess the potential impact of foreign interference on Canada's elections 🇨🇦
🔗 dfrlab.org/2025/03/19/c...
#CanadaElections2025
An existential threat: Disinformation ‘single biggest risk’ to Canadian democracy
The DFRLab reviews Canada’s 2025 Public Inquiry into Foreign Interference
dfrlab.org
March 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
GOP tackling the real issues… 🤦🏻♂️
H.R.1907
To allow an individual to shoot an unmanned aircraft flying ...
SPONSOR: Rep. Tim Burchett (R), TN-2
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-03-06 Referred to the House Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
To allow an individual to shoot an unmanned aircraft flying ...
SPONSOR: Rep. Tim Burchett (R), TN-2
№ CO-SPONSORS: 0
STATUS: Introduced
LATEST ACTION: House floor - 2025-03-06 Referred to the House Committee on ...
#Republicans
Details at congress.gov
March 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
GOP tackling the real issues… 🤦🏻♂️