I’m a staunch defender of the Beeb, but when they write clumsy headlines like this, it doesn’t half make the job hard.

This is the table when Danny Rohl took over at Sheffield Wednesday. He kept them up. They're now twelfth and playing good football. For when people say there's nobody who could take over at #saintsfc that would be better than our current fraud. Plus Danny knows the club.

Received the most middle class spam email ever today.

Well this is a very interesting line-up if you’re of a certain vintage…

Film: not watched any with Covid head, sorry.

Sport: Despite a better second half, I’m afraid #saintsfc under Russell Martin still play propaganda football.

Cuddles: he still gives the best.