The big one decided that “mom dude” was not good enough when I’m “in trouble” and I need a more formal full name. So now she’s been yelling “Momantha Dudethon” in her best serious voice when she’s trying to boss me around.

How come hotels that have swimming pools never have enough towel racks to hang up wet swim suits and such? They know people need to dry their pool things, they often post signs saying not to hang clothes from balcony railings, but they’re setting you up for failure.

I realized what the problem is. The new generation of voters didn’t grow up watching the Terminator movies or demolition man. They don’t know.

My toxic trait is forgetting my phone in the car when I go grocery shopping, and instead of walking back to get it, playing a game of “how well do you remember your shopping list?”

Not very well it turns out. At least I got milk and eggs. Everything else can wait.

MAGA blame dei for everything then use autism to excuse Nazi salutes

This is how I react when I get a notification from Duolingo

Possible future blog post: schlepping through grocery stores trying to find our favourite foods no matter what country we live in. In California I lamented how difficult it was to find great rye bread. Now that we’re in Toronto area again, rye bread is everywhere but good sourdough is nowhere