When I'm trying to leave the function unnoticed but someone says my name.

Want to give Trump a political black eye? Don't go back to tiktok. He manufactured the problem and now swoops in as a savior. If tiktok bombs, it's wasted effort and makes him look bad.

If you've ever wanted to have an impact, this is actually a way.

TikTok returning in a matter of hours is the most anticlimactic event of the year rn'.

I'll probably miss TikTok.

Send this to your most favored companion.

HELLOWHATSUP
HELLOWHATSUP
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HELLOWWHARSUP

Me n' Bro because we're awesomesauce.

Harrowing feast.

Rate my setup.

"This edible ain't shi-"

(Mural by @hancoussement on Instagram)

chiquita.

Give me $7.

Rebuilding my esoteric algorithm on here is gonna take some time.

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I am completely evil and dangeirous.