HOW DARE THE AIRPORT X-RAY SYSTEM HAVE THE ABSOLUTE GALL TO BE NAMED “ANALOGIC” WITH A GIANT LOGO THAT THEY KNOW YOU WONT SEE UNTIL YOU PUT YOUR CELLPHONE IN THE PLASTIC TRAY!!!
May 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
HOW DARE THE AIRPORT X-RAY SYSTEM HAVE THE ABSOLUTE GALL TO BE NAMED “ANALOGIC” WITH A GIANT LOGO THAT THEY KNOW YOU WONT SEE UNTIL YOU PUT YOUR CELLPHONE IN THE PLASTIC TRAY!!!
Rewatching Thief for the first time in ages and I am absolutely LOVING how often people threateningly called “goofs” in this.
February 3, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Rewatching Thief for the first time in ages and I am absolutely LOVING how often people threateningly called “goofs” in this.
My review of Nosferatu: To the tune of OutKast’s Dracula’s Wedding: “🎶Dracula’s Penis🎶”
January 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
My review of Nosferatu: To the tune of OutKast’s Dracula’s Wedding: “🎶Dracula’s Penis🎶”
Looking forward to the inevitable fancam of the assassin set to Salt N Pepa’s Whatta Man
December 5, 2024 at 6:24 PM
Looking forward to the inevitable fancam of the assassin set to Salt N Pepa’s Whatta Man
Up there for logo of the year for me.
November 26, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Up there for logo of the year for me.
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i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
November 19, 2024 at 8:18 PM
i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!
Fuck, they’ve fixed Twitter. See you guys later!
November 19, 2024 at 6:52 PM
Fuck, they’ve fixed Twitter. See you guys later!
Those aren’t eye holes, those are for suckin’ and fuckin’
November 18, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Those aren’t eye holes, those are for suckin’ and fuckin’
Every now and then when I go to log out of my work’s inventory program I type “quirt” by accident and immediately want to get up, and leave without ever explaining to anyone what’s become of me.
November 18, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Every now and then when I go to log out of my work’s inventory program I type “quirt” by accident and immediately want to get up, and leave without ever explaining to anyone what’s become of me.
Petitioning the world to changing the comedy and drama masks to these two images.
November 18, 2024 at 3:14 PM
Petitioning the world to changing the comedy and drama masks to these two images.
Twitter’s getting… interesting?
November 17, 2024 at 11:47 PM
Twitter’s getting… interesting?
Jim is a certified freak.
November 17, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Jim is a certified freak.
I’m calling this Serrano V. Taylor boxing match The Ham Battle.
November 16, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I’m calling this Serrano V. Taylor boxing match The Ham Battle.
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I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
November 7, 2024 at 3:55 PM
I am seeing more and more opinions bubbling up about how throwing trans people to the wolves would be a winning strategy for Democrats, and I just want to quickly say: Fuck off with that absolute dog shit.
Pouring a Boku out in honor of the great Richard Lewis.
February 28, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Pouring a Boku out in honor of the great Richard Lewis.
Do you think John Hinckley caught this season of True Detective?
February 20, 2024 at 4:49 AM
Do you think John Hinckley caught this season of True Detective?
I absolutely love that they left a little gap between the T and the H, but the N and T have none. It’s perfect.
December 22, 2023 at 2:42 PM
I absolutely love that they left a little gap between the T and the H, but the N and T have none. It’s perfect.
Flew too close to the sun on wings made of dog shit.
Quinnipiac began polling New York City mayors’ approval ratings in 1996, 27 years ago. Eric Adams’ approval in the latest poll (28%) is the lowest ever recorded. https://poll.qu.edu/poll-release?releaseid=3886
December 7, 2023 at 6:42 AM
Flew too close to the sun on wings made of dog shit.
Imagining a guy who leaves a modded flavored vape in the bathroom as the only poop deodorizer for guests.
December 1, 2023 at 2:41 PM
Imagining a guy who leaves a modded flavored vape in the bathroom as the only poop deodorizer for guests.
It’s always fun when the old friend of yours who dipped off of social media years back starts a business that suddenly over posts. Like I wanna support ya dawg, but YEESH.
October 27, 2023 at 1:43 PM
It’s always fun when the old friend of yours who dipped off of social media years back starts a business that suddenly over posts. Like I wanna support ya dawg, but YEESH.
Do you think in the early days of Simon & Garfunkel, Paul Simon ever got annoyed being the only one with an instrument and made Garfunkel carry his guitar once in a while to gigs?
October 19, 2023 at 8:12 AM
Do you think in the early days of Simon & Garfunkel, Paul Simon ever got annoyed being the only one with an instrument and made Garfunkel carry his guitar once in a while to gigs?
Being a huge Knicks/Illustrated Man fan… it’s all coming together in the weirdest way possible!!
October 3, 2023 at 8:57 PM
Being a huge Knicks/Illustrated Man fan… it’s all coming together in the weirdest way possible!!
Coworker was showing me something on her phone and her boyfriend (who she was purposefully ignoring) kept sending texts of more and more desperation to get her attention and the last one was: “I will suck your toes!!” And she just casually flicked it off the screen and kept showing me her phone.
October 3, 2023 at 7:52 PM
Coworker was showing me something on her phone and her boyfriend (who she was purposefully ignoring) kept sending texts of more and more desperation to get her attention and the last one was: “I will suck your toes!!” And she just casually flicked it off the screen and kept showing me her phone.
One day when I’m driving home on the highway at night and there’s a flashing sign that says: Night Paving, I won’t start singing REM’s ‘night swimming’ softly to myself. One day.
October 2, 2023 at 2:40 AM
One day when I’m driving home on the highway at night and there’s a flashing sign that says: Night Paving, I won’t start singing REM’s ‘night swimming’ softly to myself. One day.
Not sure if anyone needs it, but I beautiful mind-ed a box of donut holes.
September 25, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Not sure if anyone needs it, but I beautiful mind-ed a box of donut holes.