Her Holiness 4C Andraste
@4candraste.bsky.social
Feral, Horny, Tender ♌
hope the stress and fear finally pops several clogs
November 12, 2025 at 8:32 PM
hope the stress and fear finally pops several clogs
You know when you're running an engine and it's doing what you want pretty well but you keep asking it to go faster and faster?
That's where I am.
That's where I am.
November 7, 2025 at 2:22 PM
You know when you're running an engine and it's doing what you want pretty well but you keep asking it to go faster and faster?
That's where I am.
That's where I am.
When you die
And you will
The people will cheer
They will have to bury you in secret and if they don't your bones will yellow far before nature allows from all the piss
And you will
The people will cheer
They will have to bury you in secret and if they don't your bones will yellow far before nature allows from all the piss
November 7, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When you die
And you will
The people will cheer
They will have to bury you in secret and if they don't your bones will yellow far before nature allows from all the piss
And you will
The people will cheer
They will have to bury you in secret and if they don't your bones will yellow far before nature allows from all the piss
I hope Sam Altman, riddled with guilt over the torment nexus he built that not only boils oceans but encourages suicide, is slowly driven crazy as his wealth is whittled away by lawsuits until he eats a gun
November 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I hope Sam Altman, riddled with guilt over the torment nexus he built that not only boils oceans but encourages suicide, is slowly driven crazy as his wealth is whittled away by lawsuits until he eats a gun
On the alt
Limiter, disengage
Limiter, disengage
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
On the alt
Limiter, disengage
Limiter, disengage
Hope the news gives him the coronary we've been praying for
November 5, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Hope the news gives him the coronary we've been praying for
My first test of strength seems to be an easy one despite having a few good coy jokes ready to go. But if I speak at all they will get me and alas...alas
November 4, 2025 at 1:04 PM
My first test of strength seems to be an easy one despite having a few good coy jokes ready to go. But if I speak at all they will get me and alas...alas
I do not want to go to work tomorrow and I'm actively sick about it.
November 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I do not want to go to work tomorrow and I'm actively sick about it.
While the event has concluded, I'm still feeling 🫠
I need someone in a position of authority to reassure me that I'm ok, that i actually can do this, that i actually matter to this company and that's not gonna happen.
I need someone in a position of authority to reassure me that I'm ok, that i actually can do this, that i actually matter to this company and that's not gonna happen.
October 31, 2025 at 3:29 AM
While the event has concluded, I'm still feeling 🫠
I need someone in a position of authority to reassure me that I'm ok, that i actually can do this, that i actually matter to this company and that's not gonna happen.
I need someone in a position of authority to reassure me that I'm ok, that i actually can do this, that i actually matter to this company and that's not gonna happen.
If my god loves me they'll ensure I'll never work with pedantic devils advocating white men again
October 31, 2025 at 2:03 AM
If my god loves me they'll ensure I'll never work with pedantic devils advocating white men again
i've started and deleted so many threads kvetching about what's happened to me the first week i'm back from med leave. I've abandoned all that to say:
I shoulda took the whole 6 weeks
I shoulda took the whole 6 weeks
October 30, 2025 at 6:31 PM
i've started and deleted so many threads kvetching about what's happened to me the first week i'm back from med leave. I've abandoned all that to say:
I shoulda took the whole 6 weeks
I shoulda took the whole 6 weeks
Its death by 10000 cuts in this industry/world huh?
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Its death by 10000 cuts in this industry/world huh?
Feeling a great big "HMMMMM" at this editorial meeting about how one writer wants more shitpost competition AND ID BE THAT VERY PERSON IF OUR MANAGERS WEREN'T COWARDS
September 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Feeling a great big "HMMMMM" at this editorial meeting about how one writer wants more shitpost competition AND ID BE THAT VERY PERSON IF OUR MANAGERS WEREN'T COWARDS
Kinda fucked up my job said "flatten your humanity do that we may continue to enjoy our access"
September 14, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Kinda fucked up my job said "flatten your humanity do that we may continue to enjoy our access"
iam thiiiis close to posting my way out of my job and i didn't even say anything that bad this time
September 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
iam thiiiis close to posting my way out of my job and i didn't even say anything that bad this time
Genuinely believe that if not for this dog, the next 4 years would irrevocably ruin me as a person. That the depression would crush me so bad that I'd lose everything I cared about including my job and my marriage (I got rid of both during the last Trump administration!!! Precedent was there)
December 19, 2024 at 2:51 AM
Genuinely believe that if not for this dog, the next 4 years would irrevocably ruin me as a person. That the depression would crush me so bad that I'd lose everything I cared about including my job and my marriage (I got rid of both during the last Trump administration!!! Precedent was there)
its not normal to meet friction at work with the thought 'well I am bad at my job and clearly need to go play in traffic' right?
December 17, 2024 at 8:15 PM
its not normal to meet friction at work with the thought 'well I am bad at my job and clearly need to go play in traffic' right?
Gonna cry first thing this morning at work so that's great
December 17, 2024 at 2:17 PM
Gonna cry first thing this morning at work so that's great
there was a reason that despite my abiding love for you I did not follow you back on here. you are proving that instinct correct.
December 16, 2024 at 6:47 PM
there was a reason that despite my abiding love for you I did not follow you back on here. you are proving that instinct correct.
Respectfully... do you think theyre handing out jobs at TGAs???
December 12, 2024 at 6:33 AM
Respectfully... do you think theyre handing out jobs at TGAs???
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Jerk
December 6, 2024 at 2:05 AM
Indiana Jones and the Great Circle Jerk
anyway, i've always known them folks were never truly with the shits
December 5, 2024 at 5:21 PM
anyway, i've always known them folks were never truly with the shits
which is funny because i didn't think my post was all that advocatey just a little 'yknow, i don't condone but i understand'
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 PM
which is funny because i didn't think my post was all that advocatey just a little 'yknow, i don't condone but i understand'
welp, flew too close to the sun with that last one.
gotta make a priv now so i can calmly advocate for billionaire murder without worry my boss is gonna pull me aside like 'hey maybe don't'
gotta make a priv now so i can calmly advocate for billionaire murder without worry my boss is gonna pull me aside like 'hey maybe don't'
December 5, 2024 at 5:20 PM
welp, flew too close to the sun with that last one.
gotta make a priv now so i can calmly advocate for billionaire murder without worry my boss is gonna pull me aside like 'hey maybe don't'
gotta make a priv now so i can calmly advocate for billionaire murder without worry my boss is gonna pull me aside like 'hey maybe don't'