Mrs J Parsnip
@49pencepaperback.bsky.social
I'm a small yet surprising hench bass player who lifts and runs, I have the Tourettes triad (fun), I write and draw. I support a football team that has never done things simply. I'm married, my wife is patient! I'm a massive Blur fan (that's important) !
Still trying to get the hang of this thing. There are only 2 people I know in person that I follow. Maybe that's the issue, still waiting for people to move over from X I guess? (I cannot and I will not bow down to that man).
February 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Still trying to get the hang of this thing. There are only 2 people I know in person that I follow. Maybe that's the issue, still waiting for people to move over from X I guess? (I cannot and I will not bow down to that man).
I've just learnt that the octobass is a thing. For scale, this is how I'd look playing a cello.
February 13, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I've just learnt that the octobass is a thing. For scale, this is how I'd look playing a cello.
Pineapples are the one true apex predator. I've learned a hard lesson. I have a killer sore throat, so bad that I can't even annoy my wife with my usual sore throat Macy Grey impressions. I thought pineapple would be a delightful snack this afternoon. No...no...it ate me.
February 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Pineapples are the one true apex predator. I've learned a hard lesson. I have a killer sore throat, so bad that I can't even annoy my wife with my usual sore throat Macy Grey impressions. I thought pineapple would be a delightful snack this afternoon. No...no...it ate me.
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Trump signs order to bring back plastic straws claiming paper ones ‘explode’
Trump signs order to bring back plastic straws claiming paper ones ‘explode’
Order rolls back Biden policy to phase out federal purchases of single-use plastic as Trump calls it a ‘ridiculous situation’
On Monday, Donald Trump took aim at a “ridiculous situation” that directly affects his daily life: paper straws.
He signed an…
www.theguardian.com
February 11, 2025 at 5:31 AM
Trump signs order to bring back plastic straws claiming paper ones ‘explode’
Pneumonia has left me in a position where I get out of breath if I talk, for an endurance athlete, this is concerning (well, it would be for anyone). My throat also feels like there are a pair of golf balls covered in class in there. Pneumonia: would not recommend.
February 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Pneumonia has left me in a position where I get out of breath if I talk, for an endurance athlete, this is concerning (well, it would be for anyone). My throat also feels like there are a pair of golf balls covered in class in there. Pneumonia: would not recommend.
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Geoffrey's life within Rainbow was a nightmare. I can't believe what he went through living with those cunts.
January 29, 2025 at 8:22 AM
Geoffrey's life within Rainbow was a nightmare. I can't believe what he went through living with those cunts.
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When I'm unwell, I don't tic as much. I feel the urge but it's as if my body is just too fatigued to do much about the situation. My brain is only half arsing things. The only tic I've had since writing this is 'whoo hoo, fatigue!' A phrase no one will utter again. Anyone relate? #tourettes
December 3, 2024 at 5:40 PM
When I'm unwell, I don't tic as much. I feel the urge but it's as if my body is just too fatigued to do much about the situation. My brain is only half arsing things. The only tic I've had since writing this is 'whoo hoo, fatigue!' A phrase no one will utter again. Anyone relate? #tourettes
BlueSky just asked me 'what's up?'. Here's what's up: I seem to be getting hit with a conga line of viruses lately. Imagine being spun around by your head, which is attached to a carousel by a vice, all of this whilst being in a sauna.
December 3, 2024 at 3:55 PM
BlueSky just asked me 'what's up?'. Here's what's up: I seem to be getting hit with a conga line of viruses lately. Imagine being spun around by your head, which is attached to a carousel by a vice, all of this whilst being in a sauna.
I've had a whistling tic for a while, it has now evolved to a whistle and the word 'sorry' on the end. It is my most British tic to date. #tourettes
December 2, 2024 at 9:03 PM
I've had a whistling tic for a while, it has now evolved to a whistle and the word 'sorry' on the end. It is my most British tic to date. #tourettes
A friend recommended this to me. My chance to just be ridiculous for the sake of it. I have Tourettes (I've got the triad) I say and do a lot of odd things on the regular, I will share some of my most amusing moments on here as although it can be hard and miserable, laughing at it helps #tourettes
December 2, 2024 at 8:37 PM
A friend recommended this to me. My chance to just be ridiculous for the sake of it. I have Tourettes (I've got the triad) I say and do a lot of odd things on the regular, I will share some of my most amusing moments on here as although it can be hard and miserable, laughing at it helps #tourettes