Jack O’Lantern🎃
@47pumpkins.bsky.social
⚖️We’re assured repeatedly that this is a nation of laws, but really it’s just a nation of lawyers
🦮Adopt a shelter mutt 🌳Plant a tree
🪐Rational atheist 💰All biz should profit-share
🌞Stuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy
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🦮Adopt a shelter mutt 🌳Plant a tree
🪐Rational atheist 💰All biz should profit-share
🌞Stuck in Floriduh with a severe maga allergy
☠️No bio/no posts = blocked
Florida native here.
Apologies to everyone.
Apologies to everyone.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Florida native here.
Apologies to everyone.
Apologies to everyone.
King: According to Secretary Rubio, this plan is not the administration’s position — it is essentially the Russians’ wish list that is now being presented to the Europeans and to the Ukrainians.
November 23, 2025 at 2:28 AM
“…the use of em dashes equals bottery…”
Bottery! 🔪💀🐍
Bottery! 🔪💀🐍
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November 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
“…the use of em dashes equals bottery…”
Bottery! 🔪💀🐍
Bottery! 🔪💀🐍
“MAGA is a community united by fear and despair”
That’s utter garbage.
That’s utter garbage.
November 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
“MAGA is a community united by fear and despair”
That’s utter garbage.
That’s utter garbage.
Self-preservation is her end game.
This is not a magical Hollywood redemption arc, and she ain’t no Ebeneezer Scrooge.
This is not a magical Hollywood redemption arc, and she ain’t no Ebeneezer Scrooge.
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November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
‘69 Redux
Maybe we’ll get it right this time
Maybe we’ll get it right this time
November 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
‘69 Redux
Maybe we’ll get it right this time
Maybe we’ll get it right this time
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And his take on China getting even more Taiwan-grabby if Putin prevails is 🎯
And his take on China getting even more Taiwan-grabby if Putin prevails is 🎯
November 23, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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And his take on China getting even more Taiwan-grabby if Putin prevails is 🎯
And his take on China getting even more Taiwan-grabby if Putin prevails is 🎯
No worries, it won’t last long before his admin inflicts the next massive executive insult on all of us
November 22, 2025 at 6:12 PM
No worries, it won’t last long before his admin inflicts the next massive executive insult on all of us
Thanks for posting that I hadn’t seen it yet
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Thanks for posting that I hadn’t seen it yet
can’t wait ‘til that smarmy mofo gets tossed onto the third rail by 47
because y’all know it’s gonna happen
⚡️🪦⚡️
because y’all know it’s gonna happen
⚡️🪦⚡️
November 22, 2025 at 5:50 AM
can’t wait ‘til that smarmy mofo gets tossed onto the third rail by 47
because y’all know it’s gonna happen
⚡️🪦⚡️
because y’all know it’s gonna happen
⚡️🪦⚡️
Excellent outcome from an honorable judge. Many thanks for that news link, appreciated.
November 22, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Excellent outcome from an honorable judge. Many thanks for that news link, appreciated.
Oh! Got it. 🫡Thank you!
November 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Oh! Got it. 🫡Thank you!
Wait … what are they doing with Social Security? I’m not in sync with anything today, help me out.
November 22, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Wait … what are they doing with Social Security? I’m not in sync with anything today, help me out.
Oh goody!
Hypocritical sanctimonious christianity with lots of saber-rattling for dessert, what a great combo.
Jesus would be appalled - nobody in this country seems to have gotten the message. Maybe he should’ve written the book himself.
Hypocritical sanctimonious christianity with lots of saber-rattling for dessert, what a great combo.
Jesus would be appalled - nobody in this country seems to have gotten the message. Maybe he should’ve written the book himself.
November 22, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Oh goody!
Hypocritical sanctimonious christianity with lots of saber-rattling for dessert, what a great combo.
Jesus would be appalled - nobody in this country seems to have gotten the message. Maybe he should’ve written the book himself.
Hypocritical sanctimonious christianity with lots of saber-rattling for dessert, what a great combo.
Jesus would be appalled - nobody in this country seems to have gotten the message. Maybe he should’ve written the book himself.
How mad is Stephen Miller right now 😂
November 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Superb 🏆
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November 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Superb 🏆
Popular bumper sticker during the Vietnam war:
I love my country, but fear my government
I was hoping Command would see 47 for what he was, and take care of it for us. Nope, they’re on board the Trump Train.
You cannot trust the military entire; it’s comprised of the same flawed humanity as the US.
I love my country, but fear my government
I was hoping Command would see 47 for what he was, and take care of it for us. Nope, they’re on board the Trump Train.
You cannot trust the military entire; it’s comprised of the same flawed humanity as the US.
November 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Popular bumper sticker during the Vietnam war:
I love my country, but fear my government
I was hoping Command would see 47 for what he was, and take care of it for us. Nope, they’re on board the Trump Train.
You cannot trust the military entire; it’s comprised of the same flawed humanity as the US.
I love my country, but fear my government
I was hoping Command would see 47 for what he was, and take care of it for us. Nope, they’re on board the Trump Train.
You cannot trust the military entire; it’s comprised of the same flawed humanity as the US.
If Donnie looked at me that way, I would instantly need to take a shower. Ew.
November 21, 2025 at 11:37 PM
If Donnie looked at me that way, I would instantly need to take a shower. Ew.
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I'm convinced we could get single payer if it was labeled Trumpcare and someone hired an 80s or 90s supermodel talk it up. The biggest challenge would be telling every left winger to be cool and STFU until he signed the bill.
November 21, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I'm convinced we could get single payer if it was labeled Trumpcare and someone hired an 80s or 90s supermodel talk it up. The biggest challenge would be telling every left winger to be cool and STFU until he signed the bill.