imagine having it come to light in front of the entire planet that child sex trafficking was not only kinda your whole "thing", but was indeed the reason for you getting into politics in the first place

tldr: imagine being a Republican

it kinda feels like his whole "I ❤️ America" Party or whatever is giving "oh, you magas like watching systems break down To™ Own™ The™ Libs™? Omigod WATCH me break systems down! You've never SEEN systems break down! That's my whole THING!"

(psst: he means "white")

It is genuinely astounding to me that people haven't yet seemed to figure out that when a celebrity like #russelbrand suddenly and apropos of nothing starts frantically simping for Trump, it means they've been caught being a rapist or something equally horrifying.

It is genuinely shocking to me that people haven't yet seemed to quite figure out that when "celebrities" (🙄) like him suddenly and apropos of nothing starts frantically simping for Trump, it means they've been caught being a rapist or something equally horrifying.

"...Normal people with properly functioning brains have since attempted to explain to Trump how insanely, horrifically bad an idea this is on every conceivable level.

"Meanwhile, GOP lawmakers gave him a frantic, tear-streaked standing ovation for ten minutes upon hearing the proposal."

Sometimes I wish I was a maga, and so therefore literally the only thing I cared about was the suffering and misery of people I'd been conditioned to believe were my enemies.

I bet every day is like Christmas for them lately.