Noah Fence
@42words.bsky.social
wait, why did my Guide's cover suddenly just update to say "okay maybe panic a little"
literally every Republican: "yes but you see, as I plan on being 'child rape is okay' -level rich and powerful *myself* one day, it would be pretty hypocritical of me to start being all prudish and judgemental over this whole #epstein thing"
November 14, 2025 at 7:09 PM
literally every Republican: "yes but you see, as I plan on being 'child rape is okay' -level rich and powerful *myself* one day, it would be pretty hypocritical of me to start being all prudish and judgemental over this whole #epstein thing"
it's crazy to me how a guy
who in a movie in a *sane* world
would [let's be fair] probably be cast
as the "big mean republican" or whatever
even *he* is like "wait, seriously? are none of you guys seeing this?"
who in a movie in a *sane* world
would [let's be fair] probably be cast
as the "big mean republican" or whatever
even *he* is like "wait, seriously? are none of you guys seeing this?"
Today, I convened a group of former military generals and veterans to hear perspectives on deploying troops in American cities.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
Their commitment is to our nation. That’s why they’re speaking out against what the President's doing as uncalled-for, unprecedented, and un-American.
October 17, 2025 at 4:44 AM
it's crazy to me how a guy
who in a movie in a *sane* world
would [let's be fair] probably be cast
as the "big mean republican" or whatever
even *he* is like "wait, seriously? are none of you guys seeing this?"
who in a movie in a *sane* world
would [let's be fair] probably be cast
as the "big mean republican" or whatever
even *he* is like "wait, seriously? are none of you guys seeing this?"
literally every headline: #Trump signs horrific, absolutely unconscionable thing into law while rich white men with evil grins clap behind him
literally every progressive YouTuber: [sweatily] W-WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES, FOLKS! MAGA WILL *NEVER* RECOVER FROM THIS, YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
literally every progressive YouTuber: [sweatily] W-WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES, FOLKS! MAGA WILL *NEVER* RECOVER FROM THIS, YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
September 29, 2025 at 7:41 PM
literally every headline: #Trump signs horrific, absolutely unconscionable thing into law while rich white men with evil grins clap behind him
literally every progressive YouTuber: [sweatily] W-WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES, FOLKS! MAGA WILL *NEVER* RECOVER FROM THIS, YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
literally every progressive YouTuber: [sweatily] W-WE'VE GOT 'EM ON THE ROPES, FOLKS! MAGA WILL *NEVER* RECOVER FROM THIS, YOU GUYS! SERIOUSLY!
maybe the #rapture *did* happen and it'll turn out that a global grand total of like fifty people *did* vanish that day but they were quiet, humble folks without much of a social media presence and so therefore nobody heard about it
September 27, 2025 at 8:54 PM
maybe the #rapture *did* happen and it'll turn out that a global grand total of like fifty people *did* vanish that day but they were quiet, humble folks without much of a social media presence and so therefore nobody heard about it
everybody: release the #Epstein files
Chump: [releases grand jury transcripts]
everybody: no, release the Epstein FILES
Chump: [releases 50 year old hit piece on MLK Jr]
everybody: ffs, 👏 RELEASE THE 👏 EPSTEIN 👏 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎
Chump: "obama committed treason" [literally runs away, hides until September]
Chump: [releases grand jury transcripts]
everybody: no, release the Epstein FILES
Chump: [releases 50 year old hit piece on MLK Jr]
everybody: ffs, 👏 RELEASE THE 👏 EPSTEIN 👏 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎
Chump: "obama committed treason" [literally runs away, hides until September]
July 22, 2025 at 6:58 PM
everybody: release the #Epstein files
Chump: [releases grand jury transcripts]
everybody: no, release the Epstein FILES
Chump: [releases 50 year old hit piece on MLK Jr]
everybody: ffs, 👏 RELEASE THE 👏 EPSTEIN 👏 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎
Chump: "obama committed treason" [literally runs away, hides until September]
Chump: [releases grand jury transcripts]
everybody: no, release the Epstein FILES
Chump: [releases 50 year old hit piece on MLK Jr]
everybody: ffs, 👏 RELEASE THE 👏 EPSTEIN 👏 𝙁𝙄𝙇𝙀𝙎
Chump: "obama committed treason" [literally runs away, hides until September]
It scans that Trump is catering to white South Africans still mad that apartheid ended.
After all, pretty much his entire voter base here in the U.S. is made up of people who are still salty about having lost the Civil War.
After all, pretty much his entire voter base here in the U.S. is made up of people who are still salty about having lost the Civil War.
May 13, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It scans that Trump is catering to white South Africans still mad that apartheid ended.
After all, pretty much his entire voter base here in the U.S. is made up of people who are still salty about having lost the Civil War.
After all, pretty much his entire voter base here in the U.S. is made up of people who are still salty about having lost the Civil War.
it's wild how #maga cultists have dropped all pretence of pretending they think they're the upstanding, morally correct side and now are leaning into the "yes we are objectively, unambiguously evil chaos monsters, but there are MORE of us than you, so 🖕😈🖕"
April 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
it's wild how #maga cultists have dropped all pretence of pretending they think they're the upstanding, morally correct side and now are leaning into the "yes we are objectively, unambiguously evil chaos monsters, but there are MORE of us than you, so 🖕😈🖕"
Apologies in advance for the hot take; also, I fully admit bias, as I didn't vote for the guy.
But it's been a few months, and I gotta say, I don't think #elonmusk is turning out to be a very good president.
But it's been a few months, and I gotta say, I don't think #elonmusk is turning out to be a very good president.
March 30, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Apologies in advance for the hot take; also, I fully admit bias, as I didn't vote for the guy.
But it's been a few months, and I gotta say, I don't think #elonmusk is turning out to be a very good president.
But it's been a few months, and I gotta say, I don't think #elonmusk is turning out to be a very good president.
billionaire #oligarchs: [go mask off, quite literally start doing what we've always known they'd do once there were enough poor, dumb people]
the dumbest, poorest people ever to exist: ya but *I'm* gonna be a billionaire some day *too,* so it's cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the dumbest, poorest people ever to exist: ya but *I'm* gonna be a billionaire some day *too,* so it's cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
March 29, 2025 at 8:05 PM
billionaire #oligarchs: [go mask off, quite literally start doing what we've always known they'd do once there were enough poor, dumb people]
the dumbest, poorest people ever to exist: ya but *I'm* gonna be a billionaire some day *too,* so it's cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
the dumbest, poorest people ever to exist: ya but *I'm* gonna be a billionaire some day *too,* so it's cool ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
"And now we'll turn to Trump appointee and Bond Villain cosplayer Tulsi 'I ❤️ Putin' Gabbard for her take. Ms. Gabbard, are these leaks that immediately plagued your department on Day One for some strange reason a threat to U.S. int--"
"Nyet."
#tulsigabbard #nationalsecurity
"Nyet."
#tulsigabbard #nationalsecurity
March 25, 2025 at 4:09 PM
"And now we'll turn to Trump appointee and Bond Villain cosplayer Tulsi 'I ❤️ Putin' Gabbard for her take. Ms. Gabbard, are these leaks that immediately plagued your department on Day One for some strange reason a threat to U.S. int--"
"Nyet."
#tulsigabbard #nationalsecurity
"Nyet."
#tulsigabbard #nationalsecurity
every day the news be like "today #Trump did another thing that in a sane world would sound like a sick joke but he literally did do it and everybody seems cool with it somehow and now here's Diane with the weather"
March 23, 2025 at 5:33 PM
every day the news be like "today #Trump did another thing that in a sane world would sound like a sick joke but he literally did do it and everybody seems cool with it somehow and now here's Diane with the weather"
I know it's still only three in the afternoon but I'm calling it: Trump's "spiritual advisor" #RobertMorris being indicted for raping kids is officially the worst, most horrific bit of news you'll hear, at least for the rest of the day today 🙃🤞
March 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
I know it's still only three in the afternoon but I'm calling it: Trump's "spiritual advisor" #RobertMorris being indicted for raping kids is officially the worst, most horrific bit of news you'll hear, at least for the rest of the day today 🙃🤞
lol, yeah, haha, get rekt #oligarchs, you just lost an amount of money that would be literally life-changing for (again) 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 anyone but you, but which will impact your lives in (and I am *so* sorry) 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 no tangible way, lma--
...oh :(
...oh :(
March 12, 2025 at 10:56 PM
lol, yeah, haha, get rekt #oligarchs, you just lost an amount of money that would be literally life-changing for (again) 𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮 anyone but you, but which will impact your lives in (and I am *so* sorry) 𝙇𝙄𝙏𝙀𝙍𝘼𝙇𝙇𝙔 no tangible way, lma--
...oh :(
...oh :(
it's really strange to read the #news and have it give you the impression that the world is literally going insane but any time you mention this the advice of every single person you know is to simply try to ignore it
March 12, 2025 at 8:04 PM
it's really strange to read the #news and have it give you the impression that the world is literally going insane but any time you mention this the advice of every single person you know is to simply try to ignore it
February 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
there were holes in the right knees of both my jeans and my longjohns so I turned the longjohns inside out so that the holes in the knees didn't line up anymore which *clearly* proves I'm succeeding at this whole "life" thing
🖕😎🖕
🖕😎🖕
February 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM
there were holes in the right knees of both my jeans and my longjohns so I turned the longjohns inside out so that the holes in the knees didn't line up anymore which *clearly* proves I'm succeeding at this whole "life" thing
🖕😎🖕
🖕😎🖕
yes, we're the baddies
JD Vance stuns Munich conference with blistering attack on Europe’s leaders
JD Vance stuns Munich conference with blistering attack on Europe’s leaders
US vice-president questions whether European values are worth defending as he rails against ‘threat from within’
* Explainer: how do JD Vance’s Europe claims stand up?
The US vice-president, JD Vance, has launched a brutal ideological assault on…
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2025 at 5:56 AM
yes, we're the baddies
I mean, for me the sermon was a moment of perfect, unambiguous grace and a brief, trembling flicker of the faith I once had to warm me in the cold, dark times, but people can believe what they want, I suppose #christianity
January 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I mean, for me the sermon was a moment of perfect, unambiguous grace and a brief, trembling flicker of the faith I once had to warm me in the cold, dark times, but people can believe what they want, I suppose #christianity
not gonna lie, I'm proud of myself for never even once letting myself get my hopes up that something as obviously beneficial to the future of humanity as the banning of #TikTok could happen in this broken, insane world run by monsters 🙂👍
January 21, 2025 at 5:12 PM
not gonna lie, I'm proud of myself for never even once letting myself get my hopes up that something as obviously beneficial to the future of humanity as the banning of #TikTok could happen in this broken, insane world run by monsters 🙂👍
me: "I should at least keep abreast of how the inauguration is going. I'll just take a quick peek" [turns on TV]
Elon Musk: [frantically "𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇! 𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇!"-ing the crowd]
me: "welp, that's about what I expected" [turns TV back off]
Elon Musk: [frantically "𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇! 𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇!"-ing the crowd]
me: "welp, that's about what I expected" [turns TV back off]
January 20, 2025 at 10:46 PM
me: "I should at least keep abreast of how the inauguration is going. I'll just take a quick peek" [turns on TV]
Elon Musk: [frantically "𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇! 𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇!"-ing the crowd]
me: "welp, that's about what I expected" [turns TV back off]
Elon Musk: [frantically "𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇! 𝘡𝘌𝘐𝘎 𝙃𝙀𝙄𝙇!"-ing the crowd]
me: "welp, that's about what I expected" [turns TV back off]
some magamaniac was having a meltdown in a #YouTube comment section about "dEi HiReS" and Kamala Harris and so I responded by saying "Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day" and so anyways now I'm banned from commenting on YT for twenty-four hours
January 20, 2025 at 8:38 PM
some magamaniac was having a meltdown in a #YouTube comment section about "dEi HiReS" and Kamala Harris and so I responded by saying "Happy Martin Luther King Jr. Day" and so anyways now I'm banned from commenting on YT for twenty-four hours
(ahem) as a WOKE FAR-LEFT, I sure would HATE it if they didn't ban #TikTok after all
I sure would be TRIGGERED if that happened
I gotta admit I would feel like a LIBTARD OWNED EPIC-STYLE if that's how things shook out
I sure would be TRIGGERED if that happened
I gotta admit I would feel like a LIBTARD OWNED EPIC-STYLE if that's how things shook out
January 17, 2025 at 5:42 PM
(ahem) as a WOKE FAR-LEFT, I sure would HATE it if they didn't ban #TikTok after all
I sure would be TRIGGERED if that happened
I gotta admit I would feel like a LIBTARD OWNED EPIC-STYLE if that's how things shook out
I sure would be TRIGGERED if that happened
I gotta admit I would feel like a LIBTARD OWNED EPIC-STYLE if that's how things shook out