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Georg M Bush
@420sabrina.bsky.social
the patriot act gives me the right to store my pee in your balls #thanksosama
this would work on me (it’s my fetish)
December 14, 2025 at 9:40 PM
the article is extremely weaselly to be making such a strong claim. it never even makes the claim that he did, in fact, extend the ball or ward off the defender!
December 14, 2025 at 4:23 PM
this is ableist towards narcissists
December 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
i don’t see why it being published in the student paper means it isn’t satire?
December 12, 2025 at 3:14 PM
also, i’m not saying old people can’t complain about housing prices or don’t have valid complaints. they quite obviously do!

i’m saying this specific lady doesn’t and surely the author could have found someone with real problems, not just some random lady who is loud about it
December 10, 2025 at 7:35 PM
if only there were some way you can use an asset like your home to get cash money. maybe we could call it a home equity loan or something?

or maybe she could sell! in her neighborhood, prices have skyrocketed in the past 10-15 years. she could clear $400k no problem. but intead we get a sob story!
December 10, 2025 at 6:52 PM
they even have combination tire inflator and jump starter devices now!
December 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
that isn’t true. i did.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
How the fuck do I have over 100 followers??
December 2, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Yes there is
December 2, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I gotta know if she picked this section intentionally. It being a TA makes me lean random, but she could have always signed up last minute if there was an open seat and someone told her about it.
December 1, 2025 at 9:44 PM
using an immersion blender is really what solidifies soup’s status as a hot smoothie
December 1, 2025 at 9:30 PM
depends. asl??
December 1, 2025 at 5:16 PM