iris myandowski
@420b00bs.bsky.social
i was born with rabies! and my parents didn’t love each other because they both had mono!
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tuxies are unchill little freaks!
November 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
tuxies are unchill little freaks!
LMAO did you know matthew mcconaughey writes poetry? but way more importantly that also my incredibly cool and kind and beautiful friend got to translate it live in ASL?? and the way like, i am so constantly humbled by the amazing people in my life???
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
LMAO did you know matthew mcconaughey writes poetry? but way more importantly that also my incredibly cool and kind and beautiful friend got to translate it live in ASL?? and the way like, i am so constantly humbled by the amazing people in my life???
okay, but in my personal opinion, shut up???
October 14, 2025 at 10:28 PM
okay, but in my personal opinion, shut up???
i love this bitch so much, not a single word minced nor a single fuck given 😂😂😂
October 13, 2025 at 9:05 PM
i love this bitch so much, not a single word minced nor a single fuck given 😂😂😂
honored and privileged to be chosen to rehome the period station in our office
October 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
honored and privileged to be chosen to rehome the period station in our office
oh i know a guy like that
August 14, 2025 at 8:50 PM
oh i know a guy like that
“what have you been up to?”
July 8, 2025 at 9:30 PM
“what have you been up to?”
but first you have to defeat the final boss of the fur-galos, who also happens to be violent jay’s kid
June 16, 2025 at 8:59 PM
but first you have to defeat the final boss of the fur-galos, who also happens to be violent jay’s kid
you know i had to do it to em (c. 2006)
June 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
you know i had to do it to em (c. 2006)
bruh I just wanted to leave work early and play minecraft, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
June 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
bruh I just wanted to leave work early and play minecraft, what the fuuuuuuuuuuuck
the craft queers hate to see me thriving
May 26, 2025 at 6:26 PM
the craft queers hate to see me thriving
i don’t even like corn that much (as a food)
May 25, 2025 at 4:54 PM
i don’t even like corn that much (as a food)
“darcey with her lil peckers” (her teeth without veneers) — @thot-catalogue.bsky.social 😂😂
May 22, 2025 at 2:12 AM
“darcey with her lil peckers” (her teeth without veneers) — @thot-catalogue.bsky.social 😂😂
i look like a jay and silent bob stand-in 99.9% of the time, here’s the other .1%
May 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
i look like a jay and silent bob stand-in 99.9% of the time, here’s the other .1%
I hope their narcissism makes them insist on attempting to be the first boots on the Red Planet.
May 9, 2025 at 8:06 PM
I hope their narcissism makes them insist on attempting to be the first boots on the Red Planet.
who wore it better? cc: @trendlightly.bsky.social
May 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
who wore it better? cc: @trendlightly.bsky.social
the market organizers said the theme was ‘carnival’ … never under estimate my commitment to the bit
May 3, 2025 at 12:50 PM
the market organizers said the theme was ‘carnival’ … never under estimate my commitment to the bit
was it the boogie man??
April 26, 2025 at 12:05 AM
was it the boogie man??
i thought about katy perry more yesterday (annoyed) more than i have since the snoop dogg feature in ‘california girls’ dropped
April 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
i thought about katy perry more yesterday (annoyed) more than i have since the snoop dogg feature in ‘california girls’ dropped
oh so THAT’S who he’s ALWAYS trying to talk to??? the void sure is fucking noisy
April 15, 2025 at 1:33 AM
oh so THAT’S who he’s ALWAYS trying to talk to??? the void sure is fucking noisy
my inner absurdist interior decorator is embracing my inner ohioan
April 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
my inner absurdist interior decorator is embracing my inner ohioan
we said goodbye to my best boy
today. i wasn’t meant to be a dog person, but he showed me more love in my darkest hours than any person ever could have, & even though i haven’t lived with him for 3 years, he never forgot me (which was all I could ever ask for). sleep well, bud. 💛 i love you.
today. i wasn’t meant to be a dog person, but he showed me more love in my darkest hours than any person ever could have, & even though i haven’t lived with him for 3 years, he never forgot me (which was all I could ever ask for). sleep well, bud. 💛 i love you.
April 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
we said goodbye to my best boy
today. i wasn’t meant to be a dog person, but he showed me more love in my darkest hours than any person ever could have, & even though i haven’t lived with him for 3 years, he never forgot me (which was all I could ever ask for). sleep well, bud. 💛 i love you.
today. i wasn’t meant to be a dog person, but he showed me more love in my darkest hours than any person ever could have, & even though i haven’t lived with him for 3 years, he never forgot me (which was all I could ever ask for). sleep well, bud. 💛 i love you.
milhouse is 4 today and i’m crying because my ex and i are pretty sure our dog is circling the drain (he is a 14-15 yo aussie shep)
April 1, 2025 at 3:57 PM
milhouse is 4 today and i’m crying because my ex and i are pretty sure our dog is circling the drain (he is a 14-15 yo aussie shep)
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(i was/am moody and annoying 😂)
(i was/am moody and annoying 😂)
March 19, 2025 at 3:04 PM
What perfect albums came out when you were 16?
(i was/am moody and annoying 😂)
(i was/am moody and annoying 😂)