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Me-Hulk, Attorney At Law
@420attychicago.bsky.social
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August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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The world is on fire--when is it not nowadays--but at least we snagged tickets to see Sign O' the Times in IMAX this weekend.

If I get pregnant from the sheer power of the performance, we'll call him Nate. If it's a boy.
August 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
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This grammar aggression will not stand, man.
August 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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August 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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IYKYK
August 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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🎶I jizz right in my pants every time I'm on a raid🎶
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Microsoft expectation: AI AND VOICE FOR EVERYTHING

Likely reality:
Scotty talking into a computer mouse after getting hurled back in time to save some whales in Star Trek IV--used to voice activated computers, his dumb ass picks up a computer mouse and starts talking to it like Majel Barrett's voice is about to come out of it. Fun fact, Majel Barrett was married to Gene Roddenberry and was the first Nurse Chapel in OG Star Trek and was the uncredited voice of the computer for like the rest of time. She also played Troi's super horny mom and does not get enough credit for her ability to play comedy. Yeah, also, AI sucks.
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Another day in the utter hellscape that is Chiraq.
The sun rises over Lake Michigan in August.
August 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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THANK YOU. I have a classic movie marathon I watch when I am sad and it goes Staying Alive, Grease 2 and Xanadu. Olivia Newton-John was amazeballs as Sandy, but she never got to sing Cool Rider.
Michelle Pfeiffer as Stephanie Zinone lets out her crie de coeur for a C-O-O-L R-I-D-E-R and if it takes forever, she will wait forever.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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#BeholdAWoman
TERF extraordinaire JK Rowling is still out here on her bullshit claiming that any organism that has egg producing capabilities is a woman. This, according to JKR is a woman. It is a platypus.
August 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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#BeholdAWoman
According to JK Rowling this is a woman because it produces eggs. It is an echidna.
August 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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Me, reading the contents of these letters:
Walton Goggins reacting aghast at the trove of Epstein letters and the people implicated therein.
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Conor is so wrong, because as we all know:
RuPaul officially opening the library for the queens on Drag Race because reading is what? FUNDAMENTAL.
August 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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Here are the consequences of using AI, not checking your work, or, worse, letting a non-atty or assistance use AI, then not checking your work and still charging lawyer money:
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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The world is literally on fire, but a bright spot is Pam Anderson finally getting the wife guy of her dreams.
Key & Peele sketch that birthed the Liam Neesons meme, here stating "Liam Neesons Is My Shiz-nit!"
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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Me, walking into the well to give my opening:
Roxxy's famous wig reveal, which totally blew up Drag Race for all time, henny.
July 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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Ugh, just got another air quality alert on my phone.

However, the sunrises have been spectacular.
Sunrise in Chicago over Lake Michigan. Sunrise in Chicago over Lake Michigan. Sunrise in Chicago over Lake Michigan. Sunrise in Chicago over Lake Michigan.
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Where's @kathryntewson.bsky.social when we need her?
Paul also stated that he relied on a paralegal—a non-lawyer—to draft submissions to the Court and failed to review the paralegal's work before Paul filed these documents, despite knowing that the paralegal's use of AI was leading to hallucinated cases and quotations. “The drafting, preparing, or filing pleadings on behalf of another constitutes the practice of law and may not be engaged in by a nonlawyer.” Sanz v. Fernandez, 633 F. Supp. 2d 1356, 1363 (S.D. Fla. 2009) (Cohn, J.) (citing Fla. Bar v. We the People Forms & Serv. Ctr. of Sarasota, Inc., 883 So.2d 1280 (Fla. 2004)); see Household Life Ins. Co. v. Lincoln, No. 10-81174-CIV, 2011 WL 204614, at *2 (S.D. Fla. Jan. 20, 2011) (“Only a licensed lawyer may represent another person in court.”) (citing Guajardo v. Luna, 432 F.2d 1324, 1324 (5th Cir. 1970)). The Eleventh Circuit does not “lightly regard the duty of an attorney to prepare a case properly and to give the issues full consideration before preparing pleadings.” Reese v. Herbert, 527 F.3d 1253, 1264 (11th Cir. 2008) (cleaned up). By relying exclusively on his paralegal to perform his core duties as an attorney, Paul abandoned his responsibilities as a member of the Florida Bar.
July 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Dang! Reading this lawyer for filth.
This Court finds that attorney Paul engaged in bad faith conduct, and thus is deserving of sanctions under Rule 11, for two main reasons. First, despite being on notice that his use of AI resulted in hallucinated cases and quotations, Paul continued to make submissions to the Court using AI without checking the veracity of cases and citations submitted to the Court and his adversaries. Second, Paul admitted that he relied solely upon a paralegal—a non-lawyer—to draft filings to the Court and did not adequately review the paralegal's work before filing. Paul was on notice that his use of AI resulted in hallucinated cases and quotations on April 25, 2025, and yet he submitted seven filings to this Court and other courts after this date that contained hallucinated cases and fabricated quotations, including in a response to an order to show cause regarding his use of AI to generate hallucinated cases and quotations. Even if Paul's initial use of AI was reasonable (and there is no basis to conclude that it was), his subsequent use of AI to generate hallucinated cases was intentional, constituting an improper purpose. See O'Brien v. Flick, No. 24-61529-CIV, 2025 WL 242924, at *6 (S.D. Fla. Jan. 10, 2025) (Damian, J.) (noting that filing a memorandum of law based in part on non-existent law is an improper purpose). Paul was aware that his use of AI was generating hallucinated quotations and decided to submit those filings to the Court regardless.
July 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Dang, this is gooooood:
“The integrity of judicial proceedings depends upon the ethical obligations of candor and honesty being strictly observed by all parties.” Liteky v. United States, 510 U.S. 540 (1994) (Scalia, J., concurring).1 Two things: (1) The above statement is absolutely correct. (2) the great Justice Antonin Scalia did not write this anywhere in his Opinion of the Court (not concurring) in Liteky. A quick review of the U.S. Reports confirms that. But ChatGPT, with the slick, cool authority of instantly-generated pixels on a screen, declares otherwise. Artificial intelligence, indeed. The proliferation and availability of artificial intelligence (“AI”) tools presents a challenge to the legal profession. Lawyers have duties both to their clients and to the courts to present accurate facts and citations to legal authority. When a lawyer presents false information to a court, that lawyer violates his duties. This case presents an important issue (unfortunately one that is occurring more often): what sanctions should a court impose on a lawyer who repeatedly uses false, fake, non-existent, AI-generated legal authorities in the drafting of complaints, motions, and other filings? Here, Plaintiffs’ counsel repeatedly regurgitated such “hallucinated” authority in eight separate but related cases. Four of these eight cases are presently before this Court. After considering the factual record, the relevant legal authority, and the threat this rampant conduct poses to the practice of law and the integrity of judicial proceedings, this Court imposes substantial sanctions.
July 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Shit, I graduated from DePaul--am I on a gang registry?
July 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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Seriously, if I didn't want to show up at the anti-human trafficking summit, this would be me:
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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July 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Greetings from the liberal hellhole known colloquially as Chiraq:
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM