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Me-Hulk, Attorney At Law
@420attychicago.bsky.social
Criminal Defense Attorney, Carceral Abolitionist, Culinary Assassin, Cannabis Law, Domestic Relations (Kimber/Kimber/That Bitch)
Committed 2 The Bit 100%
August 25, 2025 at 8:13 PM
The world is on fire--when is it not nowadays--but at least we snagged tickets to see Sign O' the Times in IMAX this weekend.

If I get pregnant from the sheer power of the performance, we'll call him Nate. If it's a boy.
August 25, 2025 at 5:46 PM
This grammar aggression will not stand, man.
August 25, 2025 at 5:36 PM
August 15, 2025 at 5:32 PM
August 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
IYKYK
August 15, 2025 at 4:32 PM
🎶I jizz right in my pants every time I'm on a raid🎶
August 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Microsoft expectation: AI AND VOICE FOR EVERYTHING

Likely reality:
August 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Another day in the utter hellscape that is Chiraq.
August 13, 2025 at 1:19 PM
THANK YOU. I have a classic movie marathon I watch when I am sad and it goes Staying Alive, Grease 2 and Xanadu. Olivia Newton-John was amazeballs as Sandy, but she never got to sing Cool Rider.
August 11, 2025 at 5:58 PM
August 8, 2025 at 3:38 PM
August 8, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me, reading the contents of these letters:
August 6, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Conor is so wrong, because as we all know:
August 4, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Here are the consequences of using AI, not checking your work, or, worse, letting a non-atty or assistance use AI, then not checking your work and still charging lawyer money:
August 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
The world is literally on fire, but a bright spot is Pam Anderson finally getting the wife guy of her dreams.
July 31, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Me, walking into the well to give my opening:
July 31, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Ugh, just got another air quality alert on my phone.

However, the sunrises have been spectacular.
July 31, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Where's @kathryntewson.bsky.social when we need her?
July 28, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Dang! Reading this lawyer for filth.
July 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Dang, this is gooooood:
July 28, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Shit, I graduated from DePaul--am I on a gang registry?
July 28, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Seriously, if I didn't want to show up at the anti-human trafficking summit, this would be me:
July 24, 2025 at 5:15 PM
July 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Greetings from the liberal hellhole known colloquially as Chiraq:
July 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM