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416raccoon.bsky.social
Trashy McTrashface
@416raccoon.bsky.social
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A raccoon in Toronto. Socialist, anti-Capitalist, anti-racist, Intersectional Feminist. Carpenter. HAES: no body shaming. Non-breeding, pansexual, she/her. Street name: Sauceface.
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I also went to look at the bear statue. It’s like 20 ft tall and on a 12 foot pedestal. It is indeed cool as hell.
A photo of a huge bronze statue of a bear. The bear is sitting like a person on a huge throne, with her paws on the arms of the chair, claws dangling over the front edges of the arms. There are condo towers in the background.
November 23, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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Some nice mushrooms today. @lukelukeluke.bsky.social
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy.
A meme of two pictures. The first is a hand-written sign in the door of a grocery store that says “REMEMBER YOU’RE SHOPPING BAGS”. The second picture is a screenshot of Jimbo Jones in the Quick-E-Mart. He’s speaking and the caption reads “I’m shopping bags?”
November 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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Halloween is what’s listed as my cat’s birthday on his papers, probably because that’s the day he was picked up off the streets of North Bay. They estimated he was 3 years old. But honestly being a Scorpio is very on-brand for him and he is a little monster sometimes and VERY PASSIONATE.
A tuxedo cat lying down sleeping. He’s on his side on a pile of blankets and his paws are tucked up around his ridiculously cute face for maximum cozy.
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Could be worse
A picture of products at a tradeshow. The items are CONDIMENT COW and CONDIMENT SOW. They are plastic wall-mounted cow and pig that have condiment dispensers shaped like nippled hanging out of their stomachs. You seem to have to milk them like an udder to put the condiments ln your food products. The cow and pig are extremely happy to be in this position; it’s unsettling.
October 22, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Spotted in Leslieville
A halloween decoration of a tombstone featuring a skull with glowing red eyes. The monument reads “I DID MY OWN RESEARCH”
October 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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Toronto right now:
A screenshot of Viagra Boys’ music video for their song “Sports.” The singer is shirtless and heavily tattooed and wearing sunglasses. He’s recreating a post-game locker room press interview; sitting on a bench with various microphones held in front of him. The caption reads SPORTS.
October 21, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I got this as a souvenir. Yes, it has a little clip to hold an actual developed picture from film, if that’s any indication of when i went 😆
A sculpture of a cartoonish man squatting to poop on an elevated platform over a stone wall of a pigpen. A cheeky pig is peeking out from below, seemingly happy to be shit on. The man has one hand on his knee. The elbow of his other on his other knee and his hand cups his chin thoughtfully as he poops. The backside of the statue: you see the man’s cartoonish bum hovering over a squat toilet opening. You can also see his balls dangling prominently below him as he hovers over the toilet in a squat position.
October 8, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Ezra Klein right now:
A screenshot from the Simpsons, where a number of characters are in the bottom of a very deep hole. The caption reads: “How are we going to get out of here?” “…We’ll dig our way out!” There is a pause, and someone else says, “No, no. Dig UP, stupid.”
September 28, 2025 at 8:38 PM
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Happy Caturday! Here is my cat, watching meerkats.
A tuxedo cat, sitting in front of a TV. His head is tilted inquisitively at a 90-degree angle as he watches meerkats on the screen.
September 27, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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The best way to look out the window is to let your tummy hang.
A tuxedo cat looking intently out of a window. His hind legs are in the top of a cat tree, and his front legs are planted on the window sill. The cat’s body is elongated and his middle hangs over the edge of the cat tree and dangles over the gap created between the two platforms.
September 16, 2025 at 10:44 AM
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This guy sums it up nicely:
September 11, 2025 at 10:22 AM
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This one’s for you, @fartsjohnson.bsky.social
A graffiti mural featuring Garfield, Odie, and Jon. Garfield is on the left, sliding down the building, claws out, looking over his shoulder, with a can of spraypaint held in his tail. Odie is in the middle, standing with a can of spraypaint in his mouth. Jon is standing on the right facing the other two and pointing at them with an open-mouth smile.
August 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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We did it a lot growing up, back when microwave cookbooks were super common. Also, you can make pretty good rice in a microwave using one of those classic ceramic casserole dishes. Not as good as a rice cooker but way better than on the stovetop. We had this baby:
A picture of a Corningware casserole dish circa 1985. It’s white with two handles on either side, blue flowers painted on the front, and a glass lid.
August 13, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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And here’s my late calico angel, who we lost a few shy of her 18th birthday. A tiny kitty with a loud, scratchy meow, she ran the household. Named Oven Mitt, we rarely called her that. She was Kitty, Little Baby, Special Girl, Baby Girl, My Little Creature.
A calico cat napping in the classic “shrimp” position, with her back legs straight up over her head, forehead pressed against her knees. Her tail tip is curled around one ankle, which was always the case when sleeping this way.
August 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Here’s my tuxie weirdo in a rare moment of not getting into trouble. From the streets of North Bay, we adopted this guy through a local cat rescue in spring of 2023 when he was 4. Doc, aka Dr. Naughty, Baby Boy, Little Guy, Mister Cat, Dr. Trouble, Lil Troublemaker.
A tuxedo cat lying on his back on a couch covered in plaid blankets. His legs are all akimbo and he is chill af. He has a little black spot on his chin: we joke about how it’s his little beard.
August 8, 2025 at 10:20 PM
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Cowards.
A screenshot of the NYT Spelling Bee word game. The user has spelled the word “CUNT” but an error message reads “not in word list.”
July 29, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Here he is the first time we put it in front of him:
A tuxedo cat sitting on a rug with a yoga mat on top. He’s looking down at a wack-a-mole toy: a motion sensitive battery powered box with little cutouts in it, and a little machine inside pops a feather in and out of each cutout in a random pattern. The cat has his head tilted comically to one side as he contemplates the magic within the toy, and the mysterious creature within.
July 28, 2025 at 10:33 AM
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That’s better.
A screenshot of the Bluesky moderation screen. The user is blocking the term “jay leno” forever.
July 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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There.
A screenshot of the moderation screen for Bluesky. The user is setting it up to block the term “labubu” with the duration set to “forever.”
July 27, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Image with Alt text here:
A picture of the beginning of an article in an English newspaper. It reads: “A renter buying an average first home in London needs more than £65,000 in savings and a salary of £120,000. The average renter has about nine grand in savings and earns less than £30,000, according to a Public First report. The numbers are absurd to type. Of course, the only rescue package is the bank of mum and dad; without that, less than one in 20 young Londoners can buy a first home. And when I say young, I mean under 45. This is a catastrophe. We rightly bemoan the ability of Britain to build anything — hospitals, train lines, nuclear power stations — but it is without housing that you see the highest accretion of misery. Housing is now more unaffordable than at any time since the 1870s.
July 20, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Doc the cat was a stray so we don’t know his actual birthday, but his papers list it as October 31st. Let me tell you this boy is peak Scorpio so the presumptive Halloween birthday is just icing on this little monster’s cake.

He is a good boy but he is also very PASSIONATE.
A close-up of a Tuxedo cat. He is lying on his side with his head elevated to look at the photographer with suspicion.
June 28, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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LA kicking out ICE? *chef’s kiss*
Graffiti that shows three pigs’ heads. Each pig is wearing a mask that covers its face, and one pig is also wearing an ICE cap. The graffiti reads: “YOU CAN COVER YOUR FACES. WE CSN STILL TELL YOU’RE PIGS.” The word “PIGS” is underlined and highlighted with red to make it look like it is bleeding.
June 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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Ha! My tuxie has a little beard, too:
A sleepy tuxedo cat leaning against a person’s hand. He has a little beard spot on his chin, like a soul patch.
May 14, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Mine is this one:
A Nancy comic. In the first panel, a policeman walks past a group of kids, saying “Break it up, break it up!” In the second panel, Sluggo is walking alone, with the subheading “Later” in the panel. In the third panel, Sluggo is walking past a group of cops, and he walks past them saying “Break it up, break it up!”
May 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM