401k
@401knasdaq.bsky.social
401k Nasdaq is the General Talent Manager for DTGM Entertainment, but also is the CEO of 401k Enterprises: a reputable company manufacturing everything from gilded glorp nozzles to chrome-plated whatchamacallits.
I've met this guy personally and let me tell ya, amazing in the sack
June 3, 2025 at 5:32 AM
I've met this guy personally and let me tell ya, amazing in the sack
Fun fact I'm actually a dry jerker, I can use what's left of my foreskin without the need of lube.
PUMP THE STOCKS
PUMP THE STOCKS
January 5, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Fun fact I'm actually a dry jerker, I can use what's left of my foreskin without the need of lube.
PUMP THE STOCKS
PUMP THE STOCKS
ME NEXT, ME NEXT GAHDAMNIT
oh wait I spent all my money on that Kuwaiti car scheme thing
oh wait I spent all my money on that Kuwaiti car scheme thing
December 23, 2024 at 10:16 PM
ME NEXT, ME NEXT GAHDAMNIT
oh wait I spent all my money on that Kuwaiti car scheme thing
oh wait I spent all my money on that Kuwaiti car scheme thing
Yeah, the whole party thing with the Prince of Abu Dabhi. Needed a "spouse" to make me look better
December 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM
Yeah, the whole party thing with the Prince of Abu Dabhi. Needed a "spouse" to make me look better