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@401knasdaq.bsky.social
401k Nasdaq is the General Talent Manager for DTGM Entertainment, but also is the CEO of 401k Enterprises: a reputable company manufacturing everything from gilded glorp nozzles to chrome-plated whatchamacallits.
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@401knasdaq.bsky.social
· Dec 13
I'm honestly tired of these fucking leftists being like "uhh maybe don't exploit the lower classes for a change?" And "Please stop it hurts so much". Just stop bitching ffs.
PUMP THE STOCKS!!
PUMP THE STOCKS!!
Happy Birthday to my good friend @chudchodovik.bsky.social enigmas, dirty secrets, my signature wrote in the style of female pubic hair, yadda yadda.
December 12, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Happy Birthday to my good friend @chudchodovik.bsky.social enigmas, dirty secrets, my signature wrote in the style of female pubic hair, yadda yadda.
There is no reason I shouldn't be jerking off RIGHT NOW
December 4, 2025 at 8:19 PM
There is no reason I shouldn't be jerking off RIGHT NOW
Getting into candles, it kinda makes my BDSM mask look ominous ngl
September 3, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Getting into candles, it kinda makes my BDSM mask look ominous ngl
Don't take this lightly when I tell you that there is enough gas flowing out of my spread asshole right now that I could power a hot air balloon
September 3, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Don't take this lightly when I tell you that there is enough gas flowing out of my spread asshole right now that I could power a hot air balloon
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Hey pal, know we haven't chatted recently but how has your first 6-7 ish months as the world's biggest Pustules' fleshlight been? Can't imagine that a tender boycunt like yours has had much time to tighten back up for the Big Don.
July 30, 2025 at 2:47 AM
@jd-vance-1.bsky.social Hey pal, know we haven't chatted recently but how has your first 6-7 ish months as the world's biggest Pustules' fleshlight been? Can't imagine that a tender boycunt like yours has had much time to tighten back up for the Big Don.
Spent the day trap shooting undervalued worker's heads with my Over/Under Mossberg, had a great time!
July 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Spent the day trap shooting undervalued worker's heads with my Over/Under Mossberg, had a great time!
Nothing warms a man up like a good hot piss
July 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nothing warms a man up like a good hot piss
When she's POUNDING your boycervix and she doesn't pull out when she squirts so you get BOY PREGGERS. MANY such cases!
PUMP THE STOCKS
PUMP THE STOCKS
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
When she's POUNDING your boycervix and she doesn't pull out when she squirts so you get BOY PREGGERS. MANY such cases!
PUMP THE STOCKS
PUMP THE STOCKS
JFK if he locked the fuck in
May 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
JFK if he locked the fuck in
Not a big fan of the working class
March 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Not a big fan of the working class
My wife is so nice for tidying up the place while I was at work, thank god I bought that Hemp Condom because daddy's balls are gonna get DRAINED.
PUMP THE STOCKS!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
January 15, 2025 at 12:36 AM
My wife is so nice for tidying up the place while I was at work, thank god I bought that Hemp Condom because daddy's balls are gonna get DRAINED.
PUMP THE STOCKS!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
Petition to have a YouTube setting that limits the amount of shorts you can watch everyday, you can only change it once a week and you're not allowed to bypass it.
Like that's ever gonna happen!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
Like that's ever gonna happen!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
December 27, 2024 at 5:33 AM
Petition to have a YouTube setting that limits the amount of shorts you can watch everyday, you can only change it once a week and you're not allowed to bypass it.
Like that's ever gonna happen!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
Like that's ever gonna happen!
PUMP THE STOCKS!
Getting that cock implant was so fucking expensive and nonsensical, just because one girl was into knotting doesn't mean I should've changed my whole ass cock physiology, she died not even a month after the surgery, like c'mon dude
December 19, 2024 at 4:46 AM
Getting that cock implant was so fucking expensive and nonsensical, just because one girl was into knotting doesn't mean I should've changed my whole ass cock physiology, she died not even a month after the surgery, like c'mon dude
Guys even though I was at all the Diddy parties I can assure you that I never knew that he used door dash instead of Uber eats to deliver the party snacks
December 17, 2024 at 6:23 PM
Guys even though I was at all the Diddy parties I can assure you that I never knew that he used door dash instead of Uber eats to deliver the party snacks
Any slender framed bottom boys want to take a first class trip to the United Arab Emigrates? Daddy needs company
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December 16, 2024 at 3:57 AM
Any slender framed bottom boys want to take a first class trip to the United Arab Emigrates? Daddy needs company
A wizard told me to stay "creaming my jeans" and I haven't been able to stop ejaculating for the last half hour
December 15, 2024 at 4:02 PM
A wizard told me to stay "creaming my jeans" and I haven't been able to stop ejaculating for the last half hour
After 7 hours of passionate, husky car buffering I told the ladies that the kink in my neck wasn't going away.. so they just started giving me a rimjob! I mean I appreciate it but that's not even close to where my neck Is most of the time.
December 14, 2024 at 11:52 PM
After 7 hours of passionate, husky car buffering I told the ladies that the kink in my neck wasn't going away.. so they just started giving me a rimjob! I mean I appreciate it but that's not even close to where my neck Is most of the time.
Woke up with a kink on my neck, now I got 2 girls going down on me with a car buffer, that's how things goes when you're a multi-billionaire CEO
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December 14, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Woke up with a kink on my neck, now I got 2 girls going down on me with a car buffer, that's how things goes when you're a multi-billionaire CEO
Remember to donate to #CEOdonationFund to help all the CEO's in crisis, the unions are trying to take away our 50 million dollar bonuses!
December 14, 2024 at 12:59 AM
Remember to donate to #CEOdonationFund to help all the CEO's in crisis, the unions are trying to take away our 50 million dollar bonuses!
Listening to Sweet Magnolia makes me hard.
December 13, 2024 at 10:32 PM
Listening to Sweet Magnolia makes me hard.