Jess
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My longest yeehaw ever (not clickbait)
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THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE
September 24, 2025 at 4:22 AM
THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIIIIIIFE
Kiwami 3 real and it looks so fucking good holy shit
September 24, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Kiwami 3 real and it looks so fucking good holy shit
Experience of playing The Witness in 2025 is vastly improved by imagining a little Jonathan Blow on my shoulder occasionally saying things like "solve me beautiful puzzles!"
May 29, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Experience of playing The Witness in 2025 is vastly improved by imagining a little Jonathan Blow on my shoulder occasionally saying things like "solve me beautiful puzzles!"
Would love to figure out which particular brand of Brain Broken Disease I experience some day. With the way things are going rn I should probably schedule some appointments while I still have healthcare, but if I was the type of person who could do that then I wouldn't need a diagnosis would I
March 19, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Would love to figure out which particular brand of Brain Broken Disease I experience some day. With the way things are going rn I should probably schedule some appointments while I still have healthcare, but if I was the type of person who could do that then I wouldn't need a diagnosis would I
Pathologic enjoyers we are SO back
March 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Pathologic enjoyers we are SO back
Can officially say that getting all achievements for CSD 2 is significantly harder than getting them all in CSD 3. I'll keep throwing myself at that last one for a while though...
March 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Can officially say that getting all achievements for CSD 2 is significantly harder than getting them all in CSD 3. I'll keep throwing myself at that last one for a while though...
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Pathologic 3 free prologue Pathologic 3: Quarantine launches March 17 for PC
Pathologic 3: Quarantine, a free prologue to upcoming survival horror game Pathologic 3, will launch for PC via Steam on March 17, publisher HypeTrain Digital and developer Ice-Pick Lodge announced.
Pathologic 3: Quarantine, a free prologue to upcoming survival horror game Pathologic 3, will launch for PC via Steam on March 17, publisher HypeTrain Digital and developer Ice-Pick Lodge announced.
Pathologic 3 free prologue Pathologic 3: Quarantine launches March 17 for PC
Pathologic 3: Quarantine, a free prologue to upcoming survival horror game Pathologic 3, will launch for PC via Steam on March 17, publisher HypeTrain Digital and developer Ice-Pick Lodge announced.
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February 25, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Pathologic 3 free prologue Pathologic 3: Quarantine launches March 17 for PC
Pathologic 3: Quarantine, a free prologue to upcoming survival horror game Pathologic 3, will launch for PC via Steam on March 17, publisher HypeTrain Digital and developer Ice-Pick Lodge announced.
Pathologic 3: Quarantine, a free prologue to upcoming survival horror game Pathologic 3, will launch for PC via Steam on March 17, publisher HypeTrain Digital and developer Ice-Pick Lodge announced.
I haven't preloaded a game since New Horizons came out 😅 this is practically a new experience for me
February 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I haven't preloaded a game since New Horizons came out 😅 this is practically a new experience for me
Oh I can already tell Control's the type of game where I'll have to watch it played through at least twice/play it myself to understand even half of what's going on 😅
February 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Oh I can already tell Control's the type of game where I'll have to watch it played through at least twice/play it myself to understand even half of what's going on 😅
Maybe it's the perfect time to get really really into Miracle Sudoku again for a full week
January 29, 2025 at 7:14 AM
Maybe it's the perfect time to get really really into Miracle Sudoku again for a full week
Still have at least one achievement to go that's purely luck-based but aside from that, maybe this is the year that I get all the Cookie Clicker achievements
January 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Still have at least one achievement to go that's purely luck-based but aside from that, maybe this is the year that I get all the Cookie Clicker achievements
The Red Strings Club is an interesting game but man, I can't help but read its premise of "a company is turning human implants into mindcontrol devices that affect even people without the implants" as a little more 😬 after all the covid vaccine shedding fearmongering
January 7, 2025 at 9:24 PM
The Red Strings Club is an interesting game but man, I can't help but read its premise of "a company is turning human implants into mindcontrol devices that affect even people without the implants" as a little more 😬 after all the covid vaccine shedding fearmongering
I know he's going to cause me so much pain for the next 10 hours but he's so friend shaped. I can't get mad at him
January 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I know he's going to cause me so much pain for the next 10 hours but he's so friend shaped. I can't get mad at him
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One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)
November 22, 2024 at 11:45 PM
One of the Disco Elysium successor studios has the opportunity to do the funniest thing of all time (make a game about a young witch trying to solve the disappearance of her neighbor’s cat in a small village in the Alps.)
How has it been 15 years since P3P came out and still nobody knows the guaranteed actual way the game determines if you get the 10x Infinity from the Strength & Fortune fight
Every person says they got it a different way and absolutely 0 methods have worked for me. I'll just grind the gems ig
Every person says they got it a different way and absolutely 0 methods have worked for me. I'll just grind the gems ig
November 19, 2024 at 3:59 AM
How has it been 15 years since P3P came out and still nobody knows the guaranteed actual way the game determines if you get the 10x Infinity from the Strength & Fortune fight
Every person says they got it a different way and absolutely 0 methods have worked for me. I'll just grind the gems ig
Every person says they got it a different way and absolutely 0 methods have worked for me. I'll just grind the gems ig
I was about to pat myself on the back for the number of games I've finished from my backlog this year and then I glanced at my wishlist and saw it still has 50 games on it... you know what we can actually stop releasing games any day now, I need a good year to catch up
November 18, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I was about to pat myself on the back for the number of games I've finished from my backlog this year and then I glanced at my wishlist and saw it still has 50 games on it... you know what we can actually stop releasing games any day now, I need a good year to catch up
Me: maybe I'll finish the first playthrough of P3P today
Me, 5 mins later, after reading all the prep I have to do for the superbosses: ...never mind, maybe not
Me, 5 mins later, after reading all the prep I have to do for the superbosses: ...never mind, maybe not
November 16, 2024 at 10:59 PM
Me: maybe I'll finish the first playthrough of P3P today
Me, 5 mins later, after reading all the prep I have to do for the superbosses: ...never mind, maybe not
Me, 5 mins later, after reading all the prep I have to do for the superbosses: ...never mind, maybe not
Are you kidding... I'm literally halfway through a 100% HL2 playthrough 🫠 give me a MINUTE
November 16, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Are you kidding... I'm literally halfway through a 100% HL2 playthrough 🫠 give me a MINUTE
You know, the Y4 substory where Kiryu gets mistaken for a guy who disappears without warning to hide the fact that he's dying of cancer really hits differently in a post-IW world
October 14, 2024 at 4:48 AM
You know, the Y4 substory where Kiryu gets mistaken for a guy who disappears without warning to hide the fact that he's dying of cancer really hits differently in a post-IW world
Well. Today while working toward the 100% I found out that Y4 managed to find a way to make even baseball into a horny minigame. And you get a copy of the picture as a prize for winning...
October 2, 2024 at 5:16 AM
Well. Today while working toward the 100% I found out that Y4 managed to find a way to make even baseball into a horny minigame. And you get a copy of the picture as a prize for winning...
HL2 has been fun so far but I can only play about an hour at a time because it's making me super motion sick. Mostly the vehicle bits but a little bit of the regular game too which is weird because I don't even get motion sick irl
September 24, 2024 at 9:32 PM
HL2 has been fun so far but I can only play about an hour at a time because it's making me super motion sick. Mostly the vehicle bits but a little bit of the regular game too which is weird because I don't even get motion sick irl
What I've learned from playing through 20 of the games on my Steam backlog so far is that the thumbs up/down system on Steam REALLY doesn't help when a game is just average
September 22, 2024 at 3:15 AM
What I've learned from playing through 20 of the games on my Steam backlog so far is that the thumbs up/down system on Steam REALLY doesn't help when a game is just average