Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is a story of colonization, gentrification, and appropriation.

When you realize gollum was eating a minnow because hobbits are half the size of humans

Real question:
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?

Everytime your girl walks by... for no reason

WELP my work is done here. Go Texans!

You think that we want to listen to a billionaire "educate" us about the macro view of the insurance that he will never have to use? Eat an entire bag of phalli, Vivek

Live look at every Texas summer

Life is going alright

So, you are telling me that you would raise the age of retirement for hundreds of millions of Americans rather than make billionaires pay taxes like everyone else?

Sweet baby Jesus!!!