3rd Ward's Finest
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I'm here for shits and giggles. I talk about serious stuff, but don't take me serious. Your opinion is yours. My opinion is right.
Pinned
Gonna start microdosing cheesecake to get my serotonin levels right
My Houston teams always let me down
April 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
My Houston teams always let me down
Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is a story of colonization, gentrification, and appropriation.
March 17, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Goldilocks and the 3 Bears is a story of colonization, gentrification, and appropriation.
When you realize gollum was eating a minnow because hobbits are half the size of humans
March 11, 2025 at 4:24 PM
When you realize gollum was eating a minnow because hobbits are half the size of humans
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Protests don’t work if they’re just vibes. France didn’t just march—they SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. No flights. No trains. No business as usual. That’s how you make a government listen. SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN!
February 23, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Protests don’t work if they’re just vibes. France didn’t just march—they SHUT THE COUNTRY DOWN. No flights. No trains. No business as usual. That’s how you make a government listen. SHUT THIS BITCH DOWN!
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To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.
February 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
To me, a Nazi salute means, "I want to murder your family." There can be no irony about it: It puts deep anger and hatred in my heart to see it done and I will never forgive anyone who justifies or minimizes it.
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after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds
Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.
www.reuters.com
February 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...
The tenets of every major religion can be summed up by saying just don't be an asshole.
February 13, 2025 at 4:36 AM
The tenets of every major religion can be summed up by saying just don't be an asshole.
If we're depending on Florida to do what makes sense, we're all doomed
February 6, 2025 at 3:16 PM
If we're depending on Florida to do what makes sense, we're all doomed
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Alright, listen up! The future of this country depends on THREE key House seats still up for grabs. Two Florida seats (FL-1 & FL-6) + One New York seat (NY-21). If Democrats take them, they can slam the brakes on Project 2025 and the GOP’s takeover.
DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!
DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!
February 6, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Alright, listen up! The future of this country depends on THREE key House seats still up for grabs. Two Florida seats (FL-1 & FL-6) + One New York seat (NY-21). If Democrats take them, they can slam the brakes on Project 2025 and the GOP’s takeover.
DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!
DON’T. FUCK. THIS. UP.
You see what’s at stake!
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It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷♂️
Name a song where the radio version is better than the original song. I'll start. Sensual Seduction is better than Sexual Eruption. Sorry Snoop.
February 3, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Name a song where the radio version is better than the original song. I'll start. Sensual Seduction is better than Sexual Eruption. Sorry Snoop.
I finally figured out why people love Batman. He represents what white males think about themselves in American society. Batman is surrounded by superhuman people without having superpowers, but he controls allies and enemies by being rich and smart. This is how trump got elected... minus the smarts
February 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I finally figured out why people love Batman. He represents what white males think about themselves in American society. Batman is surrounded by superhuman people without having superpowers, but he controls allies and enemies by being rich and smart. This is how trump got elected... minus the smarts
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Flight 5342 is proof that air safety is not a partisan issue. Gutting the FAA, slashing regulations, and cutting staff puts everyone at risk, no matter your politics.
January 30, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Flight 5342 is proof that air safety is not a partisan issue. Gutting the FAA, slashing regulations, and cutting staff puts everyone at risk, no matter your politics.
The phone or your ankle? Real question
I dropped my iPhone on my ankle and it’s Swelling up…
January 28, 2025 at 2:59 AM
The phone or your ankle? Real question
Normalize naming your child after things you can't afford. I'm assuming this is how we got Crystal and Diamond. I'm naming my firstborn Yacht.
January 22, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Normalize naming your child after things you can't afford. I'm assuming this is how we got Crystal and Diamond. I'm naming my firstborn Yacht.
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I’m not outraged by what Donald Trump and Elon Musk did yesterday because I knew it was coming. We told you about project 2025. I’m not spending the next 4 years crying about him fucking our lives up. It is what it is.
January 21, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I’m not outraged by what Donald Trump and Elon Musk did yesterday because I knew it was coming. We told you about project 2025. I’m not spending the next 4 years crying about him fucking our lives up. It is what it is.
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Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.
January 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Welcome to the class of Gaslighting 101. Take notes, it's a four-year course.
Real question:
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?
January 20, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Real question:
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?
How come studs don't have to be over 6ft. making over 100K?
The worst part is hearing people who didn't finish high school call a law school graduate dumb. You can call her many things... she isn't dumb
As outgoing as I am, I really do try to mind my own business.
But let’s be clear: it’s a rare occasion that I’ll hear an old white man call Kamala Harris “dumber than a cow” & “Willie Brown’s mistress” without going off.
Sexist piece of shit. Told him he couldn’t wipe Harris’s dirty shoes.
But let’s be clear: it’s a rare occasion that I’ll hear an old white man call Kamala Harris “dumber than a cow” & “Willie Brown’s mistress” without going off.
Sexist piece of shit. Told him he couldn’t wipe Harris’s dirty shoes.
January 19, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The worst part is hearing people who didn't finish high school call a law school graduate dumb. You can call her many things... she isn't dumb
If you have ever wondered whether money talks, Snoop and Nelly are performing at Donald Trump's 2nd inauguration?
They were either paid very well despite what they believe or they support Trump because they believe in him.
They were either paid very well despite what they believe or they support Trump because they believe in him.
January 18, 2025 at 8:07 PM
If you have ever wondered whether money talks, Snoop and Nelly are performing at Donald Trump's 2nd inauguration?
They were either paid very well despite what they believe or they support Trump because they believe in him.
They were either paid very well despite what they believe or they support Trump because they believe in him.
I'm 40+, here is a list of the things I'm not doing anymore:
1. Helping you move
2. Leaving the house after 10 p.m.
3. Going back and forth with you
4. Coming to last minute plans
5. Drinking to get blackout drunk. The cost is too high. I'm recovering for 3 days after 3 drinks.
1. Helping you move
2. Leaving the house after 10 p.m.
3. Going back and forth with you
4. Coming to last minute plans
5. Drinking to get blackout drunk. The cost is too high. I'm recovering for 3 days after 3 drinks.
January 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
I'm 40+, here is a list of the things I'm not doing anymore:
1. Helping you move
2. Leaving the house after 10 p.m.
3. Going back and forth with you
4. Coming to last minute plans
5. Drinking to get blackout drunk. The cost is too high. I'm recovering for 3 days after 3 drinks.
1. Helping you move
2. Leaving the house after 10 p.m.
3. Going back and forth with you
4. Coming to last minute plans
5. Drinking to get blackout drunk. The cost is too high. I'm recovering for 3 days after 3 drinks.
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the realest lyric ever sung is in "Easy" when Lionel Richie says "I'm not happy when I try to fake it" and if it hits you on the right day it does about ten years of therapy's work in 1.5 bars of mid tempo 70s rock
January 11, 2025 at 4:29 PM
the realest lyric ever sung is in "Easy" when Lionel Richie says "I'm not happy when I try to fake it" and if it hits you on the right day it does about ten years of therapy's work in 1.5 bars of mid tempo 70s rock
I wonder if Black vampires are immune to the sun.
January 11, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I wonder if Black vampires are immune to the sun.
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You know how we said Drake was accusing Kendrick of using bots and all that because he has done it? And we say when someone accused you of cheating it’s because they’re cheating? Don’t we think the US is accusing TikTok of stealing our info, manipulating and monitoring our content because they—
January 10, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You know how we said Drake was accusing Kendrick of using bots and all that because he has done it? And we say when someone accused you of cheating it’s because they’re cheating? Don’t we think the US is accusing TikTok of stealing our info, manipulating and monitoring our content because they—
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ICE taking advantage of these fires and seeking out any undocumented people in the middle of this crisis is so sinister.
January 10, 2025 at 9:55 PM
ICE taking advantage of these fires and seeking out any undocumented people in the middle of this crisis is so sinister.