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Jack Ryker
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I only need two dolls.
Chucky and Tiffany from Bride of Chucky (1998) pointing guns.
May 5, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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Which is how Tom Nichols ended up joining this group...
Led Zeppelin, standing backstage holding beer and cigs.
March 26, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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Dress for the job you want...
Brad Pitt as Floyd in True Romance. He's laying on a sofa with a TV remote in one hand and a spliff in the other, wearing T-shirt and chinos, a bag of chips between his legs. And this is the first time I've ever referred to crisps as chips (chips are fat fries, dammit).
March 26, 2025 at 10:53 AM
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Me in the national security group chat.
Cesar Romero's Joker in the Batman TV series. Smiling maniacally while listening on a phone.
March 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Me in the national security group chat.
Dennis Farina as Jimmy Serrano in Midnight Run. He's sat at his desk in front of a phone and a cup of coffee, pointing his finger at a minion off picture, and saying something that certainly involves a lot of swear words.
March 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
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Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only.
Black and white pic of the band Hawkwind in the early 70's.
March 20, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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Who needs Bond anyway?
Gary Oldman as Jackson Lamb in the series Slow Horses. He's unwashed and wearing dirty clothes, including a raincoat that makes Columbo's look pristine. You can practically smell him.
February 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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Map of the Gulf of Mexico renamed as the Gulf of the Planet of the Apes.
February 20, 2025 at 10:34 AM
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RIP Major Shorthouse of the 3rd Foot and Mouth Regiment.
Julian Holloway as Major Shorthouse blocks the door to Sir Sidney's office as Lady Ruff-Diamond (Joan Sims) returns at a now inconvenient time for tiffin.
February 20, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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Nah, THIS is a rug.
William Shatner as TJ Hooker wearing an obvious wig. Love the chap, but he won't baldly go.
February 20, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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The chef's revenge:
At a well adorned dining table, Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal Lector serves a pensive and monopedal Eddie Izzard his own severed leg . Hannibal has baked it in clay to keep in the moisture. This show should never have been cancelled.
February 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
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A picture of the novel American Psycho by Brett Easton Ellis.
February 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
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A scene from Sorcerer (1977). A truck loaded with volatile dynamite is being driven precariously across a battered rope bridge during a heavy storm, a man is crawling in front guiding the driver.
February 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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A horse stable door, bottom half shut. A horse running wild in a field.
February 7, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Simon Pegg as Gary King in THE WORLD'S END sat low on a pub sofa, holding an 'out of order' sign in front of his face.
February 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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According to my research, that's Europe during the Roman era.
Jim Dale, Kenneth Connor, and Sheila Hancock - dressed in animal skins and standing by a cave in a scene from Carry On Cleo. Sheila is holding a square wooden 'wheel'. Don't ask.
February 4, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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And this is the media.
Harvey 'Helsinki' Johnson, the newsreader in Die Hard.
February 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Nah, scientists should look like this.
Black and white picture of Peter Cushing amongst Victorian style scientific gizmos and gadgets in a Hammer Horror Frankenstein movie.
January 29, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Not really, the wife's nagging about slaving over a hot charcoal pit again.
Hengis Pod making a square wooden wheel as his wife (holding a broom) has a go at him, in a scene from Carry On Cleo.
January 28, 2025 at 6:11 AM
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Drimble Wedge and the Vegetation
Black and white image of a UK TV studio filming a pop programme in the film Bedazzled (1967). Peter Cook as the lead singer of a band playing before a crowd, with 3 dancers behind him who are also shown on a monitor to the right. Oh yeah, he's also the Devil.
January 27, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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It's taken me a while, but I've finally got around to watching STARSHIP TROOPERS (Paul Verhoeven 1997). Great fun.
Promo poster for the movie Starship Troopers.
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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For some reason, half the films I've seen recently have starred Nicholas Hoult. He must have Bebe Glazer as his agent.
Hoult sat in the jury box in Juror #2. Hoult looking fearful in Nosferatu. Hoult sat wearing a combat jacket and holding a gun in a scene from The Order.
January 16, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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My first trip to the cinema this year, to see a film that seems well suited for a matinee showing. It may be a 'talky' film, but a talented cast and great visuals made it fly by this afternoon.
Poster for the film Conclave.
January 14, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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After Dracula, I'm now watching the 'Frankenstein' comedy POOR THINGS (Yorgos Lanthimos 2023)
Emma Stone as Bella Baxter dancing in an opulent hotel ballroom.
January 8, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Now watching BRAM STOKER'S DRACULA (Francis Ford Coppola 1992)
Gary Oldman as Dracula and Keanu Reeves as Jonathan Harker in a scene at Dracula's castle. Both are stood in front of a map of London, the shadow of Dracula appears to have a hand on Harker's shoulder, but the vampire's hands are held toward himself. Creepy.
January 8, 2025 at 12:57 PM