Beaver Chris
@3puttchris.bsky.social
Lifelong Oregon State Beaver Fan. Tolerated by two kitties.
Only landed in PDX 2 hrs ago and made it to my old sports bar from 25yrs ago
November 7, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Only landed in PDX 2 hrs ago and made it to my old sports bar from 25yrs ago
Good first drive. Gotta stay with the run though.
November 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Good first drive. Gotta stay with the run though.
So I'm flying to PDX in a couple weeks and I need to know if I packed right.
Got my official ANTIFA membership ID.
Got my trick automatic shuffle machine.
Got my xray contact lenses.
Good to go?
Also...does anyone have an extra frog costume? Unicorn maybe?
Got my official ANTIFA membership ID.
Got my trick automatic shuffle machine.
Got my xray contact lenses.
Good to go?
Also...does anyone have an extra frog costume? Unicorn maybe?
October 24, 2025 at 9:56 PM
So I'm flying to PDX in a couple weeks and I need to know if I packed right.
Got my official ANTIFA membership ID.
Got my trick automatic shuffle machine.
Got my xray contact lenses.
Good to go?
Also...does anyone have an extra frog costume? Unicorn maybe?
Got my official ANTIFA membership ID.
Got my trick automatic shuffle machine.
Got my xray contact lenses.
Good to go?
Also...does anyone have an extra frog costume? Unicorn maybe?
Holy shit
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/s...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/s...
Miami Heat’s Terry Rozier, Trail Blazers head coach Chauncey Billups arrested in federal gambling probe, officials tell CNN | CNN
Miami Heat guard Terry Rozier and the head coach of the Portland Trail Blazers, Chauncey Billups, have been arrested in connection with a sports betting investigation, law enforcement officials tell C...
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October 23, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Holy shit
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/s...
www.cnn.com/2025/10/23/s...
I am so thankful for the Mariners to bring me joy in a time when my football team brings so much angst
October 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I am so thankful for the Mariners to bring me joy in a time when my football team brings so much angst
Who the hell does UCLA think they are?
All competitive and shit
All competitive and shit
October 11, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Who the hell does UCLA think they are?
All competitive and shit
All competitive and shit
I think I'm gonna go down for a nap.
Until baseball season.
Until baseball season.
October 4, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I think I'm gonna go down for a nap.
Until baseball season.
Until baseball season.
Well the first quarter went well
Mike Parker is just beside himself
Mike Parker is just beside himself
October 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Well the first quarter went well
Mike Parker is just beside himself
Mike Parker is just beside himself
September 27, 2025 at 3:20 AM
30 years with this wonderful lady. I'd do it all over again. Love you babe.
September 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
30 years with this wonderful lady. I'd do it all over again. Love you babe.
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RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
September 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
I hope when the president comes to Pheonix this weekend, he takes note of our gas prices
September 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I hope when the president comes to Pheonix this weekend, he takes note of our gas prices
Is it just me, or are there a lot of fans that would be happy if the Beavs could just cover the spread this week and consider it a "win"?
#GoBeavs
#GoBeavs
September 17, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Is it just me, or are there a lot of fans that would be happy if the Beavs could just cover the spread this week and consider it a "win"?
#GoBeavs
#GoBeavs
I had Charles Barkley in my DJ booth once at the hotel lounge I was working at looking at my music. He handed me a cd and asked me to play it. Super chill dude.
July 19, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I had Charles Barkley in my DJ booth once at the hotel lounge I was working at looking at my music. He handed me a cd and asked me to play it. Super chill dude.
I'm just waiting for some outrageous tariff announcement tonight to distract from the "Trump Birthday letter"
"2000% TARIFF ON ALL NEWSPRINT!!"
"2000% TARIFF ON ALL NEWSPRINT!!"
July 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I'm just waiting for some outrageous tariff announcement tonight to distract from the "Trump Birthday letter"
"2000% TARIFF ON ALL NEWSPRINT!!"
"2000% TARIFF ON ALL NEWSPRINT!!"
So @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com is playing that team from coastal Carolina...the fighting chickens? I can't even pronounce their mascot, let alone spell it. I guess they're pretty hot team right now though.
#GoBeavs
#GoBeavs
June 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
So @beaverbaseball.osubeavers.com is playing that team from coastal Carolina...the fighting chickens? I can't even pronounce their mascot, let alone spell it. I guess they're pretty hot team right now though.
#GoBeavs
#GoBeavs
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June 8, 2025 at 4:00 PM