Matt Boyd
3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Matt Boyd
@3psboyd.mastodon.social.ap.brid.gy
Normal man, normal posts.

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I hate to hand it to Grok but "yes, and"ing this prompt to invent KPIs for Elon working at the racism factory is pretty good. (Spotted in the QAA podcast discord)
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Come to Rootwater in Oakland if you are ageing and will gradually weaken.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
It's Opal.
November 11, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Geez, this language seems weird.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Found this relic of October 2021.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Keanu's finest role.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This dog's vibe is "I really want people to pet me but I'm scared they might say no."
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
It is once again time to play games at Jack London Square.
October 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
H at Jax Lee's barber in Oakland knows how to shape a beard.
October 28, 2025 at 5:55 PM
I feel like you're not exactly wrong, but you're not exactly right either.
October 27, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I know demiurges who use subtlety and they're all cowards.
October 22, 2025 at 11:51 PM
It's today at Jack London in Oakland, come through.
October 22, 2025 at 3:03 AM
They had me in the first half, not gonna lie.
October 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Opal, stop rolling out of the harness.
October 19, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Cleaning up an illegal dumping site next to a homeless encampment today with the Community Ready Corps. The Woods Street Commons folks had food and were giving out haircuts.
October 18, 2025 at 10:46 PM
Hello, I am running these. Come through.
October 18, 2025 at 10:26 PM
A crime has occurred.
October 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
[Oakland politics]

This is a pretty insane take on "19 year old works two jobs" bro.
October 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I dunno, that sounds like my college. Which I guess is surprising if you expect Harvard students to be better than the ones at a medum-large state school, but, eh, you know.
October 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Yeah, that's also how software engineering works.
October 6, 2025 at 6:36 AM
I love how mantises can swivel their head like "What? You got beef?"
October 5, 2025 at 4:39 AM
JRPGs.
October 4, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Yeah, I'm not clicking that.
October 3, 2025 at 7:08 PM
Opal descending the tree to shame mankind.
October 2, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Did a ctrl-f for "drastically cut R&D and then ate shit" but didn't get anything.
September 30, 2025 at 2:47 PM