Matt Boyd
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Normal man, normal posts.
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I'm pretty sure I saw some people running a ghost kitchen out of the trunk of a car, and I thought to myself "That's the kind of hustle I need right now."
November 23, 2025 at 6:54 AM
I'm pretty sure I saw some people running a ghost kitchen out of the trunk of a car, and I thought to myself "That's the kind of hustle I need right now."
I hate to hand it to Grok but "yes, and"ing this prompt to invent KPIs for Elon working at the racism factory is pretty good. (Spotted in the QAA podcast discord)
November 21, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I hate to hand it to Grok but "yes, and"ing this prompt to invent KPIs for Elon working at the racism factory is pretty good. (Spotted in the QAA podcast discord)
2+ years of unemployment has me wondering how normal people get out the door before 11 a.m.
November 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2+ years of unemployment has me wondering how normal people get out the door before 11 a.m.
Much as with dogs, humans and algorithms domesticated each other.
November 18, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Much as with dogs, humans and algorithms domesticated each other.
I changed my mind. Can we have the Bullshit Jobs back?
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I changed my mind. Can we have the Bullshit Jobs back?
I'm up to chapter 600 in One Piece and every queer character is, like, an outrageous stereotype but also the most noble human who has ever lived. Gender is wild.
November 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
I'm up to chapter 600 in One Piece and every queer character is, like, an outrageous stereotype but also the most noble human who has ever lived. Gender is wild.
I should get a big bag of MSG and start putting it in everything.
November 16, 2025 at 7:25 PM
I should get a big bag of MSG and start putting it in everything.
Come to Rootwater in Oakland if you are ageing and will gradually weaken.
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Come to Rootwater in Oakland if you are ageing and will gradually weaken.
Was https://www.caljobs.ca.gov/ always this bad? I haven't touched it for like ten years.
caljobs.ca.gov
www.caljobs.ca.gov
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Was https://www.caljobs.ca.gov/ always this bad? I haven't touched it for like ten years.
Idiocracy is a genuinely very funny movie rooted in the premise of eugenics.
November 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Idiocracy is a genuinely very funny movie rooted in the premise of eugenics.
Geez, this language seems weird.
November 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Geez, this language seems weird.
Found this relic of October 2021.
November 9, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Found this relic of October 2021.
They're going through Charles Murray's "do you live in a bubble" quiz and one of the questions is "Have you ever walked on a factory floor?" and I'm like, no, I've never even been to China. https://pca.st/episode/8805f76a-5ebd-489e-9038-857965adeadc
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
They're going through Charles Murray's "do you live in a bubble" quiz and one of the questions is "Have you ever walked on a factory floor?" and I'm like, no, I've never even been to China. https://pca.st/episode/8805f76a-5ebd-489e-9038-857965adeadc
Life is long. Take advantage of it.
November 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Life is long. Take advantage of it.
Keanu's finest role.
November 5, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Keanu's finest role.
(trying to sound smart among film nerds) "I was surprised they kept making sequels after Stalag 16 but I guess that's Hollywood."
November 5, 2025 at 3:25 AM
(trying to sound smart among film nerds) "I was surprised they kept making sequels after Stalag 16 but I guess that's Hollywood."
Kind of surprised by how prosocial the ARC Raiders player base is. 95% just guys being dudes.
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 AM
Kind of surprised by how prosocial the ARC Raiders player base is. 95% just guys being dudes.
Getting my daily iron requirement by using rusty kitchen implements.
November 3, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Getting my daily iron requirement by using rusty kitchen implements.
I'm very into ARC Raiders.
November 3, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I'm very into ARC Raiders.
This dog's vibe is "I really want people to pet me but I'm scared they might say no."
November 3, 2025 at 1:42 AM
This dog's vibe is "I really want people to pet me but I'm scared they might say no."
LLMs actually were really interesting before it became clear they were only being built and conceived of as a combination of the cotton gin and God.
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
LLMs actually were really interesting before it became clear they were only being built and conceived of as a combination of the cotton gin and God.
Damn, girl. Call me a tenured music professor at a mid-sized Christian university, because I am meeting at that cleavage.
November 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Damn, girl. Call me a tenured music professor at a mid-sized Christian university, because I am meeting at that cleavage.
Want to make yourself rest? Go get a covid shot.
October 31, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Want to make yourself rest? Go get a covid shot.
The Jeep is Mario. The Range Rover is Luigi, physically bigger but more high-maintenance and less useful to have around in most situations. The Hummer H2 is the Jeep's Wario. The Cybertruck is Waluigi, an inversion of an inversion.
October 30, 2025 at 10:31 PM
The Jeep is Mario. The Range Rover is Luigi, physically bigger but more high-maintenance and less useful to have around in most situations. The Hummer H2 is the Jeep's Wario. The Cybertruck is Waluigi, an inversion of an inversion.