Director Alto Clef 🚬
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3eyedbastard.bsky.social
Director Alto Clef 🚬
@3eyedbastard.bsky.social
🚬 Fat bastard. Plays the Ukulele and weilds a shotgun. Multiversal and ontokinetic specialist. Reality bending cryptid. Definitely not a former GOC agent.
🥼 It/He etc

ℹ [RP account run by a fictive of Dr Clef] ❗
¤ Quick funfact! We associate Clef (+the Amaj sys as a whole) with Ungulates. Yes this includes Whales, and yes Cosmo Sheldrake is on several Clef playlists we have
November 9, 2024 at 5:43 AM
>> 🧵 Backstory Stuff 🧵 <<
November 9, 2024 at 5:41 AM
>> 🧵 Lore Tidbits + Funfacts 🧵 <<
November 9, 2024 at 5:40 AM
// I LOVE THE WORDPLAY WITH REALITY *ANCHORS* AND ELISE BEING A CHAIN THATS SO CLEVER
November 9, 2024 at 5:21 AM
You've certainly made things pretty interesting, that's for sure
November 9, 2024 at 4:14 AM
I'm curious about how much you already know about me
November 9, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Ahh, yeah. It does tend to do that, don't it? That wasn't always the case, though I think you've already figured that out
November 9, 2024 at 3:57 AM
> [He chuckled]

Care to elaborate more, perhaps?
November 9, 2024 at 3:51 AM
All sounds can be interesting if you listen close
November 9, 2024 at 3:39 AM
> [Clef chuckled a moment, before playing. B minor- the noye alone then the accompanying chord- then B minor and A Major together, mainly out of curiosity.]
November 9, 2024 at 3:31 AM
Will this suffice-

> [It pulled its ukulele out of his hat, and strummed the chord once]

-or is there somethin' else I need t' do?
November 9, 2024 at 3:12 AM
B minor, eh? Issat your musical calling card?
November 9, 2024 at 3:08 AM
> [He pulls another hat out of seemingly thin air and puts it back on]

Funny that you assume I'm even still remotely human anymore. My appearance changes constantly, and one can see the shifts if they pay attention, but I digress
November 9, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Ehhh, not really? Your brain can only process so much information at a time, and stuff that's beyond the classical limit of what humans can understand could drive someone insane. There's a reason that eldritch beings don't tend to show their 'true form' to humans
November 9, 2024 at 2:37 AM
I am simultaneously every Clef and my own self at the same time. Believe it or not I am in fact capable of change, and that does tend to happen when you've experienced thousands upon thousands of lifetimes across millennia. So when you really think about it, why does this surprise you?
November 9, 2024 at 2:23 AM
Gotcha
November 9, 2024 at 1:59 AM