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Director Alto Clef 🚬
@3eyedbastard.bsky.social
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🚬 Fat bastard. Plays the Ukulele and weilds a shotgun. Multiversal and ontokinetic specialist. Reality bending cryptid. Definitely not a former GOC agent.
🥼 It/He etc

ℹ [RP account run by a fictive of Dr Clef] ❗
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3eyedbastard.bsky.social
Director Alto Clef 🚬 @3eyedbastard.bsky.social · Oct 18
》 Director C███, A█████ H████ "Alto Clef" •••

>>> Professional 4th Wall Breaker ¤

「There is nothing left but my imagination, and you are all figments of it.」
— #ScpRp #MVRP #SCP #Rp
3eyedbastard.bsky.social
\\ I havent been active in literal months but I may have lost the email this acc was attached to cause our old phone broke and we had to get a new one and weve forgotten the password 💀
September 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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commandeddestroyer.bsky.social
New Pinned 2: Electric Boogaloo
November 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
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purpuramonstrum.bsky.social
💜 & ↺ ?
November 12, 2024 at 10:36 AM
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name-pending.bsky.social
If you’re happy a barely sentient piece of rotten tangerine who should be put in a nursing home is a president, I’m making you a D-Class. Get the fuck out of my face.
November 9, 2024 at 10:51 PM
3eyedbastard.bsky.social
// I love the ADSoG fic so much
Also random tidbit about how I rp Clef/myself, Amaj system ftw, we love plurality representation in this house 🔥
banesberryanomoly.bsky.social Banes 》Alto/Claude 🫐🌿 @banesberryanomoly.bsky.social · Nov 9
Some fanart for the fic 'A Different Shade of Green' by CraptasticWriting on ao3

#scp #drclef #draltoclef #franciswojciechoski #ao3 #adsog #scpart #scp4231b #scp4231 #scp447 (
A traditional drawing of Francis Wojciechoski, who is leaning back with his eyes closed. An excerpt from the vivisection chapter of the Ao3 fanfic 'A Different Shade of Green' is written around him: This was his first time with a living type green. He had only spent his time with dead ones, bodies filled with an inorganic green rotten gel, presumably the remains of the anomalies. If it remained undisturbed, it could be harvested to turn ordinary anchors into superior ones. They could be sent to the GOC to take in more type greens. But god forbid the Reality Warper guts touch a dead human. The scalpel shimmered, shining under the surgical light and for a second as the breath escaped his mask and for a moment…. Scranton thought of home. The blade took to skin and he pulled with care, asking for assistance as he kept his head clear. Francis’ body had the soft scent of mint, something not unfamiliar to Robert. He would spend days surrounded by the green sludge of a decayed corpse. It always reeked of that scent. But this was… different. The blade took itself across fat and tissue, only a small incision to complete the original damage. Careful to not make the situation worse. Careful… Robert was quick to observe, and quick to stitch up. This speed was quick to bury the glances of others, quick to hide the shock he had felt when he reached the organs and internal system… And found a perfectly ordinary human.
November 9, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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banesberryanomoly.bsky.social
Some fanart for the fic 'A Different Shade of Green' by CraptasticWriting on ao3

#scp #drclef #draltoclef #franciswojciechoski #ao3 #adsog #scpart #scp4231b #scp4231 #scp447 (
A traditional drawing of Francis Wojciechoski, who is leaning back with his eyes closed. An excerpt from the vivisection chapter of the Ao3 fanfic 'A Different Shade of Green' is written around him: This was his first time with a living type green. He had only spent his time with dead ones, bodies filled with an inorganic green rotten gel, presumably the remains of the anomalies. If it remained undisturbed, it could be harvested to turn ordinary anchors into superior ones. They could be sent to the GOC to take in more type greens. But god forbid the Reality Warper guts touch a dead human. The scalpel shimmered, shining under the surgical light and for a second as the breath escaped his mask and for a moment…. Scranton thought of home. The blade took to skin and he pulled with care, asking for assistance as he kept his head clear. Francis’ body had the soft scent of mint, something not unfamiliar to Robert. He would spend days surrounded by the green sludge of a decayed corpse. It always reeked of that scent. But this was… different. The blade took itself across fat and tissue, only a small incision to complete the original damage. Careful to not make the situation worse. Careful… Robert was quick to observe, and quick to stitch up. This speed was quick to bury the glances of others, quick to hide the shock he had felt when he reached the organs and internal system… And found a perfectly ordinary human.
November 9, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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toadkingstudios.bsky.social
We are going to need our communities more than ever. You have to dig deep. Get involved. I'm going to call upon you to support people even if it's just a dollar. We are dependent on each other. It's gonna be a long haul. We only get through this together.
November 9, 2024 at 3:04 AM
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urayuli.bsky.social
i hope he eats a really sharp rock
[ #scp #scpfoundation #drclef #scpfanart #altoclef ]
October 25, 2024 at 3:31 AM
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stellyfins.bsky.social
repost of this piece i’m REALLY proud of
#drclef #draltoclef #drkondraki #clefdraki #scpfanart #scp
A drawn over screenshot from the movie Everything Everywhere All At Once, particularly the scene that goes “In another life, I would’ve really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you”, except with Dr. Alto Clef in the place of Waymond and Dr. Kondraki in the place of Evelyn.
October 19, 2024 at 1:15 AM
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teenagegaea.bsky.social
i also liked this from earlier this month . throws my girldraki and girl clef at you
#drclef #drkondraki #altoclef #benjaminkondraki #scp #scpfoundation #digitalart #procreate #myart
October 27, 2024 at 8:50 PM
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teenagegaea.bsky.social
old art but they mean so much to me
#drclef #scp166 #scp #scpfoundation #scpfanart #digitalart #procreate
October 27, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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blartboy29.bsky.social
This guy smh
[ #scp #scpfoundation #drclef #altoclef #scpfanart ]
Dr. Clef pointing at the viewer and laughing.
November 4, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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banesberryanomoly.bsky.social
Sunhat 🌻

#scp #drclef #scpFoundation #scpart
October 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
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monigote001.bsky.social
omg is that fem!clef !???#!_?&(@)
She looks... Like the same old bastard dang 😭
#draltoclef #drclef #scp #scpfanart #genderbend
November 8, 2024 at 10:36 PM
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metaphysician.bsky.social
November 8, 2024 at 7:29 PM
3eyedbastard.bsky.social
I played Alto Sax in high school believe it or not. Also know how to play trumpet and a tonne of other instruments
name-pending.bsky.social Dr.[NAME PENDING] @name-pending.bsky.social · Nov 5
@3eyedbastard.bsky.social get the fuck out of the keyboard, I thought ukes were your thing
An electric keyboard displaying the words “Alto Sax”
November 5, 2024 at 9:29 PM
3eyedbastard.bsky.social
Ha ha, very funny
November 2, 2024 at 8:44 PM
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clippit.bsky.social
It looks like you're trying to browse BlueSky. Would you like some help with that?
November 2, 2024 at 5:09 AM
3eyedbastard.bsky.social
Who the fuck let her know it was November. Yall KNOW that we can't let her have a solid sense of time passing or it triggers a defrosting event as soon as Samhain has passed. I thought we went over this in /August/
handle.invalid ZooliWorld™🌎🌌 @handle.invalid · Oct 30
BREAKING: Mariah Carey has started defrosting.
November 2, 2024 at 8:05 PM
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name-pending.bsky.social
CODE RED! ALL FOUNDATION PERSONNEL MUST GET INTO POSITION RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THIS IS A SERIOUS BREACH!!!
handle.invalid ZooliWorld™🌎🌌 @handle.invalid · Oct 30
BREAKING: Mariah Carey has started defrosting.
October 31, 2024 at 2:21 PM
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name-pending.bsky.social
> 𝙳𝚁.[𝙽𝙰𝙼𝙴 𝙿𝙴𝙽𝙳𝙸𝙽𝙶]
> 𝙰𝙺𝙰:𝚂𝙲𝙿-𝟿𝟼𝟹-𝚁𝙴

> "𝙳𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚝𝚑𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚖𝚎 𝚠𝚒𝚝𝚑 𝚊 ██︎︎ 𝚝𝚒𝚖𝚎."

>𝙰𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚞𝚖
- 𝚆𝚊𝚛𝚗𝚒𝚗𝚐: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙲𝙿 𝚍𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝙾𝚞𝚝𝚍𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚂𝙲𝙿-𝟿𝟼𝟹 𝚗𝚘𝚛 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚐𝚒𝚗𝚊𝚕 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛

- 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚂𝙲𝙿 𝚞𝚜𝚎𝚜 𝚊𝚗𝚢 𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚘𝚞𝚗𝚜, 𝚒𝚝𝚜 𝚊𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚛, @yourstrulynameless.bsky.social 𝚐𝚘𝚎𝚜 𝚋𝚢 𝙷𝚎/𝙷𝚒𝚖

- 𝙸𝚝'𝚜 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚑𝚞𝚛𝚝 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕, 𝚒𝚜𝚗'𝚝 𝚒𝚝?
October 31, 2024 at 3:53 PM