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Rambles of so-called "Jade" lifeform
She/Her
I'm an adult. Minors please DNI.
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She/Her
I'm an adult. Minors please DNI.
@SpiraIKnights , @m3ga8ytes , @_38mb on twt
Elsewhere: https://linktr.ee/38mb
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Among Us x Fortnite is back, YIPPEEEE!! 🥳
get ur Crewmate backbling and distraction dance emote in the Fortnite Item Shop from Sept 29 – Oct 4, 2025.
check out this link for more info: https://www.innersloth.com/its-back-among-us-in-fortnite/
get ur Crewmate backbling and distraction dance emote in the Fortnite Item Shop from Sept 29 – Oct 4, 2025.
check out this link for more info: https://www.innersloth.com/its-back-among-us-in-fortnite/
September 29, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Among Us x Fortnite is back, YIPPEEEE!! 🥳
get ur Crewmate backbling and distraction dance emote in the Fortnite Item Shop from Sept 29 – Oct 4, 2025.
check out this link for more info: https://www.innersloth.com/its-back-among-us-in-fortnite/
get ur Crewmate backbling and distraction dance emote in the Fortnite Item Shop from Sept 29 – Oct 4, 2025.
check out this link for more info: https://www.innersloth.com/its-back-among-us-in-fortnite/
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ive said it before and ill say it again
September 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
ive said it before and ill say it again
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waow
September 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
waow
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lovely little jane crocker commission i was commissioned to draw commission commission
August 14, 2025 at 7:00 PM
lovely little jane crocker commission i was commissioned to draw commission commission
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if vriska was a yellow blood she would be pisska
August 12, 2025 at 12:11 PM
if vriska was a yellow blood she would be pisska
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i still think the trojan horse is the funniest fucking war strategy of all time
![4-panel comic. (1) PERSON to two listeners [in inset panel]: When the Greeks departed, they left behind a horse as a gift. [horse faces people in front of a tower] (2) We took it as a gesture of peace, but it carried a secret payload. [horse in between people] (3) One night, from within the horse, *another, smaller horse emerged!* [big horse looks behind at smaller horse] (4) PERSON: Our guards have been unable to determine the inner horse’s objective, but it has begun to show an interest in our oats. PERSON 2 from off-panel: An attack on Troy’s food supply! PERSON 3 from off-panel: How *dare* they!?](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreidwodctqhahl4pmr2wbgboyhw5bgd6cwchh6xpp4sbtlsqmcbny2e@jpeg)
June 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
i still think the trojan horse is the funniest fucking war strategy of all time
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Summer Games Fest is like "hey man i heard you like video games. fuck you you hate video games" and i go "ohhh fuck i hate video games actually" and then Day of the Devs shows up and goes hey man here's some australian dudes making a game called Big Walk and Ohhh Actually I Love Video Games now!!!!
June 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Summer Games Fest is like "hey man i heard you like video games. fuck you you hate video games" and i go "ohhh fuck i hate video games actually" and then Day of the Devs shows up and goes hey man here's some australian dudes making a game called Big Walk and Ohhh Actually I Love Video Games now!!!!
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May 17, 2025 at 9:26 AM
let's shoot for 400%
“Our ICE officers are facing 300% increase in assaults while carrying out enforcement operations.”
April 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
let's shoot for 400%
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April 1, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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there was a moral panic about ninjas in the UK in the 80s/90s & our exclusively socially conservative governments still periodically announce they are banning ninja weaponry & equipment in the hopes of connecting with any old confused minds who still fear the ninja menace
March 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
there was a moral panic about ninjas in the UK in the 80s/90s & our exclusively socially conservative governments still periodically announce they are banning ninja weaponry & equipment in the hopes of connecting with any old confused minds who still fear the ninja menace
Bank accounts are free Mark
Young men don't open bank accounts. They are too expensive. They download coin base or Robinhood app and buy crypto. That's their savings
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
If one party pushes that number higher. They vote for em. Gensler/Biden caused those savings to go down. The demo with the biggest change was young men
This is legit the dumbest thing I've ever seen him say
March 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Bank accounts are free Mark
if you dont care for subscribewalls; the SNES is "getting faster" due to age-related failures in the SPC700, a component responsible for managing audio. 🧵
March 14, 2025 at 2:38 PM
if you dont care for subscribewalls; the SNES is "getting faster" due to age-related failures in the SPC700, a component responsible for managing audio. 🧵
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Diddy Kong Racing contains a variety of anti-piracy measures. If the game detects that a certain address in memory was tampered with, it will randomize the sound frequency on every frame, making the game sound extremely grating and cacophonous.
March 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Diddy Kong Racing contains a variety of anti-piracy measures. If the game detects that a certain address in memory was tampered with, it will randomize the sound frequency on every frame, making the game sound extremely grating and cacophonous.
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Here's our guide for how to do this:
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bsky.social
March 10, 2025 at 7:11 PM
you can get a domain for as little as $5 a year (mine is £9/yr or about $11.50) and you dont need to set up anything to have a custom username; you can do it entirely from your domain registrar's dns records panel
oh so it wasnt just me
March 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
oh so it wasnt just me